You read the evidence. You saw the wallpaper. Now get the shirt.
That's right, ladies and gents (mostly gents, I assume, who aren't Chad Concelmo); you too can now own a piece of Destructoid history with our "The Princess is a Cockteasing B*tch" shirt, made courtesy of SplitReason. Here are the specs:
- American Apparel (not made by little Taiwanese kids in sweatshops) - 100% cotton (doesn't feel like cardboard) - 10.2 ounce crewneck T (better than 10.0 ounces) - Double needle cover seamed neck, taped neck and shoulders, double needle sleeve and bottom. (No idea what this means) - Pre-shrunk (Pre-shrunk)
It's time to show your support in the fight against fascist, blonde cockblockery. These swank babies cost only $14.95, and a portion of the proceeds go toward 3rot1cn3rd and myself. So, in other words, buy one or two. Or a dozen. Several dozen.
If you need to see what they look like on a human (sort of), check out the attached picture, Photoshopped by Mr. Niero himself. Still, though, you shouldn't have to be convinced that this shirt will, in fact, look good on you, and will get you laid.
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Well... she is.
Another step towards world domination!
Yeah... it's true.
Mario busting up bricks with his head just to try to get to her.
OH DAMN. that is an awesome fucking shirt.
praise destructoid for showing me the light!
HOLY GOOD GOD
DO WANT!!!
Need.
Need now.
BTW, If I ever see someone with this shirt, drinks are on me!
Right time you fine meself some more money
Ok, I bought one.
Finally the truth is shown to the world.
Nice. If only november didn't happen..I'm dry.
hotness... I love the reaction I get from people who see my wallpaper :P
Destructoid gains +1 awesome skill.
Oh, man, Chad is going to pissed!
I love how you censor your blog post but openly display the uncensored shirt.
Ordered mine 2 seconds ago :D I can't wait for it to get here!
I apologize to Chad in advance.
I'm so tempted to get this. Need moar monies first.
Letīs see the shipping costs to Peru.
Even though I vehemently disagree with this atrocity ... I am so getting one ... :)
OOOO. I hope my lady gets me this for Christmas, even if Peach is her main in Melee.
why does that Mario face oh so remind me of Bluto from Popeye?
I gonna get.
I can't see this shirt succeeding unless you ship at least 500 copies of the supporting article in pamphlet form with each shirt.
lol, im going to order one of these this week
I might just have to...
That shirt just reminds me about how often you had to go save her which then reminded me of this comic.
http://www.fanboys-online.com/index.php?cid=7
She needs to first learn how to not be kidnapped and then learn to show Mario some appreciation.
Fucking love it. I'm strongly considering a purchase.
I'd tap that. If I had the money, that is.
Oh yeh, real cool. This looks like something an emo kid would wear. Anyway, Mario has already f*cked the Princess. They just don't show anything on camera.
So awesome. Too bad I wouldn't wear it outside the house.
Double-needle construction is more durable than single-needle construction. it uses teo needles threaded with two threads that go through each other and make the seams. Single-needle construction uses one piece of thread and can cause puckering at the seam, and is more shoddy.
However, if you intend to sell a t-shirt in the US, or a dress shirt, it had better be double-needle. Though you can get ripped off with single-needle dress shirts.
... Are you still awake?
Cover-seam neck means the seam there is not exposed; the threads will not irritate your neck, because they are rolled inside the cloth they join. Also a given.
yes! bought it, even though nobody (except maybe one person i know) will get what it means.
This was linked on collegehumor.com...nice.
I might buy this t-shirt.
woah, Dtoid speaks the truth like no other, now i need to find shipping costs to the uk,DAMN!!
holy shit!
If only there was one for Daisy
I'll be buying this tomorrow. Checks come Fridays!
I'M IN!
Although I find Rosalina to be more of a cocktease than Peach. Peach has got some massive PMS, as evidenced by that game on the DS she was in.
God, you give a mouse a cookie....
layme
"The Princess" Fail.
I was definitely going to buy it until I saw it didn't read "Princess Peach", now I'll think about it.
Well, it's that or we get sued and the shirt gets taken down altogether. People will still know which princess you're talking about, trust me.
anyone notice this made it to collegehumor.com ?