Love movies? Check out the new FLIXIST

TWITTER // FACEBOOK // RSS // CONTACT US

create a free account | login

Contest:
Behold! The TtWaV videos, album, and contest ALL FOR YOU

Most comments on destructoid originals

view all blogs view all forums

(put @Dtoid at the end or it will send it privately)

Get your blog on our home page:

Bloggers Wanted: Training

Reviews view all

PixelJunk Eden (PC)
12 comments | forums

Iron Brigade: Rise of the Martian Bear
4 comments | forums

NeverDead
87 comments | forums

Jak and Daxter Collection
40 comments | forums

The Darkness II
50 comments | forums

Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
107 comments | forums

Resident Evil: Revelations
80 comments | forums

King Arthur II - The Role-playing Wargame
22 comments | forums

The Simpsons Arcade Game
70 comments | forums

SoulCalibur V
68 comments | forums

all reviews

The Destructoid Show with Max & Tara

The DTOID Show: Mass Effect on iOS and Psychonauts 2?!
back episodes | rss

Podtoid with Jim Sterling
188: The Cat Pimp of Baltimore
back episodes | rss

Brittoid: Our UK Podcast
with Hollie Bennett

Backlog & Mash on Twitch.TV
4pm & 8pm PST

We are Destructoid
Meet the team

Dale North
Editor-in-Chief
Jim Sterling
Reviews Editor
Conrad Zimmerman
News Editor
Chad Concelmo
Features Editor
Jordan Devore
PC Editor
Hamza Aziz
Dir. of Communications
Andrew Kauz
Community Blogs Mgr
Jesse Cortez
SF/Fight Manager
Yanier Gonzalez
Publisher

Associate Editors

Jonathan Holmes
Maurice Tan
Jonathan Ross
Joseph Leray
Jon Carnage
Tara Long
Max Scoville
Tony Ponce
Josh Tolentino
Samit Sarkar

Got news? Email us
Support/Feedback
Advertising
Who runs Dtoid?

The Prince of Persia movie is going to suck huge bouncy balls

10:05 AM on 03.08.2009 | Jim Sterling

98 comments

#Prince of Persia

Need we add more?

Splinter Cell, Prince of Persia HD coming to Xbox 360

49 comments

Prince of Persia, Splinter Cell HD collections in March

44 comments

'Screenplay' for Prince of Persia: Sands of Time hits net

10 comments

Dtoid Live: Prince of Persia HD for the PS3 giveaway!

8 comments

More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com

C-Blog | Twitter | Facebook

Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team

Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

97 comments | showing # 1 to 50

next 50 comments

VGMari

Do we get to see these huge bouncy balls?

ryu89

I know sundays are slow news days and everything but was this post really neccessary?

DaedHead8

This is news? Wake me up when a video game movie is actually good. Like slumdog millionaire good. That would be news...

Soulwax

He's so dreamy.

RonBurgandy2010

HAHAHAHAHAHA Brilliant.

Jim Sterling

"I know sundays are slow news days and everything but was this post really neccessary?"

Of course it's not necessary. What a ridiculous question.

atheistium

Agreed with Ryu89.

Jim Sterling

Agreed with RonBurgandy2010.

greeneggsnsam

A parody, perchance?

njsykora

You were just dying for an excuse to post that picture eh?

Bioautographical

Jesus, what is it, stuck-up fucking snob day?

Grow senses of humour, people. Goddamn.

Jesus H Christ

I agree with VGMari.

nick19090

The best part was when he said the prince of persia movie was going to suck huge bouncy balls!

sickNasty

Man, Jake is not even remotely Persian looking.

conrage2002

I wonder how this movie is going to try to put the game mechanics like wall running and puzzle solving in a movie. I wager on bad CGI for the time slowing\reversing\stopping powers but the wall running is going to be really difficult for them to do well because it only seems cool if you are playing the game.

jorgedc

This is stupid, you should take more seriously the info you post in this page, all the people already know you are a special fat person, but don�t post shit anymore.

Bizznet

He looks like Encino Man!

Chronic Logic

Time to show off my leet wall jumping skills! *neck cracking* Ow.

conrage2002

In the behind the scenes trailer, this movie is compared to Lawrence of Arabia.

ProperlyParanoid

Well, it's not like I was expecting anything good but this is still pretty bad.

Krow-Kupo

And I belieeeeeeeveee in the power of our LOOOOOOOVE.

grafkhun

I'm marveled at the lacked of decent casting skill in video-game movies... Jake doesn't have a hint of Persian about him, and I thought Kruek as Chun-Li was weird enough.

Dead Movie Star

unceunceunceunceunceunceunceunceunceunceunceunceunce

WhiteTieBlackJacket

As a child of the 90s who grew up watching Dragonball Z, I'm a little more concerned with the live action Dragonball movie about to come out.. And oh my gosh, has anyone heard how Keanu Reeves is playing Spike in the Cowboy Bebop movie?

WHY!??!!?!!?

ThrashingLimbsEd

this site is so obviously a completely serious news site.

Not at all a joke site

honestly guys...

Jonathan Holmes

That pic makes me get all Brokeback.

Aertyr

Impressive Journalism.

Vitamin Awesome

and that's why it's "easy like Sunday morning."

FRONT PA- oh. right.

blehman

Oh look now Jim, you went and made him all confused looking.

KamikazeTutor

Why the bash, why not sarcasm? It'd make it funnier.

psycho terror2

at least it's not shia leboeuf.

Saint Demon

What is this CNN?

KamikazeTutor

MICHAEL BAY IS GOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXRCf9LbLM0

Jamie McGinn

God Jim, you're so BIAS

Nicojay2

A-HA
So that's jake's wanking face.
He's got quite the load shooting up there.

Maxpower

If the movie sucked huge bouncy blue balls, I'd go watch it.

Sam Spectre

This is a super serious hardcore gaming blog, news only!....

Zombutler

Tdiddy9182

Agree with Zombutler

EternalDeathSlayer

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=53541

Go check out the whole picture plus another. Lulz will ensue.

Kaspar

Another Pulizer-worthy article, Jim.

I want your children.

Mr Wrighty 987

Well all Videogame movies suck huge bouncy balls.

Kieger

I'd totally watch Jake suck balls for two hours.

Half left

Shoulda posted the full image, you can see his man flab in it.

Excel-2011

Sorta. Who is that?

EternalDeathSlayer

I'm still going to have to predict that this will easily be the best movie based on a game we've ever had. So let's not laugh too hard.

pascuz46

Personally I think this and the Dragon Ball Z movie will be some of the best 2009 will have to offer in regards to films. By the way, max payne was a movie beyond movies, it is the best movie I've ever seen!

whormongr

great article, you have really outdone yourself this time with the depth and beauty of your journalistic styling

EternalDeathSlayer

Pascuz: I don't get it. DBZ looks like cheap shit. This has high production values, regardless of Jake looking like a dork.

Also, this comes out in 2010.

prev	next 50 comments

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

All editorial content, including blogs, comments, and forums written by our community, are protected by a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Destructoid aka ModernMethod is an independently-run company forged by our childhood love of video games and adulthood hatred mainstream video game press.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006

BBcode help
[b]Bold text[/b]	Bold text
[i]Italic text[/i]	Italic text
[url]http://www.dtoid.com/[/url]	http://www.dtoid.com
[url=http://www.dtoid.com/]Web link[/url]	Web link
[img]http://www.example.com/robot.jpg[/img]