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The Podcastle records tomorrow, whether you like it or not photo

On tomorrow's episode of The Podcastle, we promise not to invite former colleagues onto the show so we can shout at them. Instead we'll be talking about some things, like why Lux Pain is so confusing, and my first Jimpressions of San Francisco. Also, Wardrox went to London for some Godawful reason, but that's less interesting so we might just ignore him.

As always, we record tomorrow evening, Brit-time, so make sure you get your filthy questions in before then. There will be a prize of NOTHING to those who provide us with the most thought provoking interrogation.


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Diverse's Avatar
Diverse at 04/06/2009 11:01
Aren't you working on a Lux-Pain review?
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angusm at 04/06/2009 11:08
Make lovedrox not wardrox.
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ParaParaKing at 04/06/2009 11:09
I like it.
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Corican at 04/06/2009 11:13
If you and Harry Solomon (from '3rd Rock from the Sun') were trapped on an island together, do you think you would be capable of killing him and eating his body to stay alive?
You know rescue is coming, but it is distant enough for you to die of starvation before it gets there.
Could you do it?
Aurion's Avatar
Aurion at 04/06/2009 11:16
If Jim has a cheeseburger, Lauren has a chip roll and Wardrox has half a salmon, who has the most food?
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zanthox at 04/06/2009 11:23
I repeat my last question: Sterling vs Hatsworth... who would win and would it be a bitter rivalry or a epic alliance? Or in short, on-sight-fisticuffers or monoclebuddies?
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Bizznet at 04/06/2009 11:24
Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunch friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup
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Necro BABS at 04/06/2009 11:27
Jim is the ruler, Lauren his manservant and wardrox a great and noble knight. I ask you what is wrong with this picture.

Or?

What proof do you have that Wardrox is the gay?

Or

If Lauren were to put a donk on _____ how or what would illicit the most laughter
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Phallus Knife Fight at 04/06/2009 11:27
Everyone wins on the Podcastle.

How many nipples does Wardrox have? I bet it's three.
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seifd at 04/06/2009 11:32
Lauren and Wardrox, please take a moment to remind Jim that it's his fault we don't have a Street Fighter movie commentary. Feel free to call him a pedo, make fun of his haircut, or anything else that comes to mind.
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Captain Foolage at 04/06/2009 11:34
Questions about videogames on the Podcastle? Are you all stark raving mad?

Oh I suppose I better hop aboard the bandwagon full of sweat and lies...

I've never really known what your favourite games/series are...

I mean, I have the Impression wardrox likes Far Cry 2 quite a bit, Jim is a Dynasty Warriors man, and atheistium is a fan of Shit Raider [Thats the name, right?]

But what are your 5 favourites?

Bonus Round (WooWoo!):

Which Games do you hate with a passion?
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Shakey1245 at 04/06/2009 11:42
If you could lock Keth Vaz in cupboard, stark naked with any of the following what would you choose:
A) a feral housecat
b) 3 crack addicted budgies
c) some really pissed of wasps
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falinter at 04/06/2009 11:42
I think you should invite Holley back on and yell at her.

Or find whats-his-face and yell at him for being tired.
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UglyDuck at 04/06/2009 11:44
What do you think of fanart?
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Gibbo at 04/06/2009 11:46
What would you put into your ideal motivational speech?
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chris24680 at 04/06/2009 11:46
Jim have you bought a gun yet i've always wondered what sort of packageing they come in.

Also How much wood could a wood chuck if the woodchuck was acey bongos, the wood was his sperm, and the chucking was ejeculating on Lauren's face? I'm going to ask this every week until it get answered, you cant protect her forever!!!!!!111!
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Xhumation at 04/06/2009 11:47
Jim since you went to San Francisco to see a Wolverine game. I'm wondering.

If the cast of the podcastle were superheroes. What color spandex would they wear? What superpowers match the spunk on Lauren's face?

I'm just asking
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greeneggsnsam at 04/06/2009 12:03
When this episode comes out, I'll make sure to [url=www.donkdj.com]put a donk[/url] on it.
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Timdabrat at 04/06/2009 12:04
Give us the worst pun you can think of
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 04/06/2009 12:09
Apologies for the lack of limericks recently!

This weeks is about the one and only World Famous:

It started with Rev as the caller
But the episode made the forums holler
Jim just listened in
His mouth formed grin
"That episode sure was so baller"

And for my question, what has been Mister Gamercast Announcer's response been to the increasingly surrealist show descriptions? Also, can Podcastle have there own knockoff version of the Suma show, in which you guys call up random numbers and shout angrily at who ever picks up?
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Mr Wrighty 987 at 04/06/2009 12:17
If Rob Summa and Wardrox had a child would jim rape it?
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Reginald at 04/06/2009 12:17
Jim: is it true that you blew up that Corn Syrup factory in Mississippi ? have you and Other-Half become cornsyrup-fighting terrorists ? what are your demands ? (other than the removal of corn syrup from everything)

also, do you think wardrox is a latent Dinosexual ?
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Gyrael at 04/06/2009 12:21
How awesome is Catface, in your opinion?
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Phallus Knife Fight at 04/06/2009 12:21
Summa wins at Jimpressions (22:50). Discuss.
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Reginald at 04/06/2009 12:25
Also, do you think the new Silent Hill game announced for the Wii & PS2 is an abomination ? How much of an abomination do you think it is ? doesn't the new (non-japanese designed) harry mason look like a prat with his stupid iphone ?

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The Defiant Biscuit at 04/06/2009 12:32
GameStation vs. GAME? Why are UK game shops so bad?

Perhaps Lauren can give us some inside information on why these shops are intent on being such cunts.
Visc's Avatar
Visc at 04/06/2009 12:35
BIG QUESTION.

Which game has the best moustache in it?
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Harris Hatsworth at 04/06/2009 12:36
How far did you get into Lux-Pain before you realised you were playing a babelfish translation voice acted by randoms pulled off the street?

Did Wardrox bring back any loot for the thieves guild from his trip to London?

I love Lauren. It's not a question but she's awesome and adorable.
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XanderSan at 04/06/2009 12:51
As a negative gamer, a controversial internet personality, and a girl you all probably get more than your fair share of flak for basically any and all opinions/posts you may have/write.

So my question is; How do you deal with the internet confrontation of other people's opinions? I might be a little crap, but I'm not quite used to it yet and I feel sort of anxious, even sick dealing with it sometimes. Any tips for less experienced blogojournalists?
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Half left at 04/06/2009 13:04
I have a belter of a question for you guys:

If you had to describe you life so far as a videogame, which one would it be and why?

Also. Visit NG and DP because all of the cool kids do.

You want to be a cool kid, right?
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oknd at 04/06/2009 13:05
There are other instances of the weird symbols popping up in many online communities. ̕҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉Z ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ALGO ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉grows. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ZAL҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚GO commeth.
T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚o invoke the h҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ive-mind re҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚presenting chaos. Invoking҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ the feeling of ch҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚aos. With out ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚order.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ The Nezperd҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,
H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉
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Brian Keljore at 04/06/2009 13:06
I actually enjoyed Jim's article about games journalists fearing their audience. It had many valid points and the fact that it brought out the trolls made it all the better.

Now on to my question.

Pyramid Head: Nightmarish sex-offender or good role model? Discuss.
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Dowd99 at 04/06/2009 13:07
If you could skin and wear any video game character, who would it be?
oknd's Avatar
oknd at 04/06/2009 13:07
Oh and, how many movies have you all watched while naked?
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Half left at 04/06/2009 13:11
For the OCD people like me who are wondering what OKND is going on about:

There are other instances of the weird symbols popping up in many online communities. ALGO grows. ZALGO commeth.

To invoke the hive-mind representing chaos. Invoking the feeling of chaos. With out order The Nezperdoran hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He who Waits Behind The Wall,
He is coming.
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PhazonYoshi at 04/06/2009 13:18
Yeah, what happened to that podtoid anyway. It was so baller it was hilarious.
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Chronic Logic at 04/06/2009 13:19
"Jimpressions" oh, so very witty Jim, it must be nice having your very own word to use.

What's happening in London? What's that "godawful" reason?

Are visualized multiple paths books really that interesting? Cause I don't understand why people would pay money on it as opposed to an actual video game. I'm more of a oldschool type, I prefer reading those types of books on an actual hardcopy book without all the visuals, instead on a computerized video screen.
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Console Control at 04/06/2009 13:31
Jim: Thanks to you I recently signed up for a Gamefly account because I have hated Gamestop for a number of years and just thought there was no allternative. Could you compare and contrast Gamestop with the Local Game retailers you frequented in the UK while doing it in your ohh so funny parliment vocie. Ohh and p.s. can you ask the spunk queen why she is so stupidly in love with that horrible Cunt Raider(Tomb Raider) game. Its shit and I just wanna know if its because shes like feeling a sense of female empowerment or some stupid shit like that or if she actually just likes the game play.
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grasslunatic at 04/06/2009 13:33
What is your favourite brand of tea?
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Insomniax at 04/06/2009 13:35
I've been replaying Banjo Kazooie and I've gotten to the last boss, but I couldn't finish it when I was six and I still can't finish it today. Aside from this I still adore the game and it holds a special place in my heart. So my question is to all of you: Have you got games which you have never finished but still love?
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Console Control at 04/06/2009 13:36
This is a question for both Jim and Wardrox. If you both were having a gay circle jerk and laurens face was the spunk target which cheek would you cum on and why. Or would you go for the long distance mouth shot and yell out OWNED after sniping her in between the lips.
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Console Control at 04/06/2009 13:41
Jim since youve come to America what brands of beer have you tried and specifically enjoyed. Also as a Fat person do you love Pizza or are you truly a GAY and not like it??
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AlmightyTooth at 04/06/2009 13:54
Jim, Your popularity is that of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular? And, with you moving to the States, what does this mean about The Podcastle?
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Guyver 0 at 04/06/2009 14:06
What game makes you proud to be British?

How cool is Dominic Diamond?

What would the Podcastle TV show be like?

Could Druids ever feature as the enemy in a Videogame?

Do gaming and boats go together?

Game or Gamestation?

Will we see a slew of Book to Game adaptations because of Dante's Inferno?

Will the PSP 2 really not have a UMD drive considering Sony have invested heavily into it?

If London and Edinburgh were too rise up on giant robot legs and fight, which one would win?

What game do you predict will be the greatest disappointment of the year?

Would a game based on Cheesecake be any fun? and what would the Cheesecake do?

Alcohol or Drugs when gaming?

Why should the public put up with shovelware?

What's the worst "innovation"?

What in your opinion is the real next step forward for videogames?
(cos mass scale digital distribution is going to be an epic fail)

If you could be any other member of the Podcastle for a day, who would you be and what would you do?

What's the best Arnold Schwarzenegger Science Fiction Film?

* The Terminator
* Predator
* The Running Man
* Total Recall
* Terminator 2: Judgment Day
* The 6th Day
* Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines


Have you ever broken something game related?
(I once broke my PSP whilst have sex with my ex)
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Console Control at 04/06/2009 14:12
Jim are you sure your not just Yahtzee in a fat suite?
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ScottyG at 04/06/2009 14:23
What kind of stuff are you looking to get rid of as part of your spring cleaning, gaming or otherwise?
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rhk at 04/06/2009 14:28
Jim have you ever considered freeze drying your spunk and then sending it to Atheistium so it's a "Just add water" sort of thing?
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Discarded Couch Sandwich at 04/06/2009 14:33
What are your opinions on cheese? Can you eat it right off the block, or do you have to have it melted into something first?
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Demtor at 04/06/2009 14:47
Wow, this has to be the most random series of oddball questions for a podcast I have ever seen.

Not enough trolls though. Quick, Jim! Piss some people off!
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chris24680 at 04/06/2009 14:48
Wordrox come quick robot dinosour http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/robot_dinosaurs
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