did you get your package Jim?

What videogame character of british nationality makes you ashamed to be associated with the UK?
Also, how the hell can you get spunk on Lauren's face via a footjob? You must have to be a damn good shot, all those years playing duck hunt may finally pay off.

Jim, it's no secret that European gamers are not always respected by game companies like Nintendo, so let's share terms we use for female masturbation. I use:

Slamming the ham
Beating around the bush
Pimple pinching
Bowling for gasms
Messaging the brain bucket
Lip rub
and parting the red sea.

Miss Lauren, on a scale from one to five, one being strongly disagree and five being strongly agree, did the above list disturb you? If not, how may I go about offending you in a better way?

Wardrox, say you had a five gallon bucket, a three gallon bucket, and a pitcher of pomegranate juice. Two lesbians approach you claiming that they both have walked through London on rations consisting of bubble gum and rice patties. They ask you for a sleeping bag full of watercolor paints. Which of the lesbians was most recently vaccinated for DPT?

200 = D for PGANINM. ?

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Do you think gamers that play Halo 3 would enjoy Halo Wars?

Do you think they will purchase the game thinking it is something else entirely?

Remember when I cut out 15 mins of silence and awkwardness the last time you talked in depth about medical stuff? This time, I'll bring some novelty music to fill it with.

NOOOOO! Since I'm a weird foot fetishist, I don't want to hear stories about nonhealthy feet.

I asked before but you didn't answer, how do you tip strippers in the UK as your smaller amounts are coins. And thank you Jim for doing something about your smoke detector, even though it wasn't the safe way to go :'(

Since were talking about medicine, this week's limerick is about Trauma Center:

Stylus in hand I make the first slice
Tumor removed and everything going real nice
But GUILT's on the attack
And this shit just got whack
Malpractice insurance was worth the price

Viera.nu, Viera.nu, www.viera.nu < Free promo.

Lauren, who would you cast as the new Lara Croft, if anybody?
On a scale of one to five, how sexual frustrated are Dtoid members?

Jim, Did some guy drop a PS3 on your toe while you were busy being mesmerised at the size of his pink box?

Wardrox, New York or Manchester??

Jim, would you describe any foot symptoms as a "spunk-like discharge"?






I have a feeling that the visual imagery in this podcast may make me vomit.

So...if I was one of the very vocal detractors against Halo 3 (to put it simply, I had a hate-more hate relationship with the game), am I hypocrite for being interested just enough to purchase Halo Wars?

Wardrox, Lauren: Opinions on Resident Evil 5 demo? We already know Jim's (but feel free to elaborate as well). I think it's a brilliant game so far, and don't see Capcom fucking it up this close to launch. It plays exactly like RE4, but with small tweaks for the better. The only thing I could see not working 100%, for me anyways, is the locale. Give me a dark, atmospheric European country any day over the bright and shining desert. I'll hold my reservations though until I've played through it.

Hey Jim, have you seen Gleen Beck do anything awesome since you've been in Americia, or has he kept being shit?

I recently watched the Pedophile interview, and, OH MY GOD.

"What if there was a web site, dedicated to killing you?"

after reading jims article about the resi 5 demo I guess he quite likes it, but have you guys played the offline co-op? The splitscreen must be a joke...

By the way, can you guys please explain the Firetruck Scale to me?