Last Night I was reading Jonathan Swift's "A modest proposal" and in my head it was being read aloud in Wardrox's voice when he impersonated Parliament in podcastle 22. Is this Awesome, y/n?

Jim, can I have your bloody stinky ingrown toenails? It's something of a fetish of mine.

did you get your package Jim?

NSFanywhere image, Jim. Timmy Mallet still haunts my dreams.

Jim, is there anything that you miss about the UK now that you've left? On the "Jim's going to America now" episode there was a question asking what you will miss; now, you can answer it.

What videogame character of british nationality makes you ashamed to be associated with the UK?
Also, how the hell can you get spunk on Lauren's face via a footjob? You must have to be a damn good shot, all those years playing duck hunt may finally pay off.

Hey Jim, If you had to chose between only one of these games, which would it be?

Resident Evil 5
or
Killzone 2

Mention why, if ya can.

Jim, it's no secret that European gamers are not always respected by game companies like Nintendo, so let's share terms we use for female masturbation. I use:

Slamming the ham
Beating around the bush
Pimple pinching
Bowling for gasms
Messaging the brain bucket
Lip rub
and parting the red sea.

Miss Lauren, on a scale from one to five, one being strongly disagree and five being strongly agree, did the above list disturb you? If not, how may I go about offending you in a better way?

Wardrox, say you had a five gallon bucket, a three gallon bucket, and a pitcher of pomegranate juice. Two lesbians approach you claiming that they both have walked through London on rations consisting of bubble gum and rice patties. They ask you for a sleeping bag full of watercolor paints. Which of the lesbians was most recently vaccinated for DPT?

200 = D for PGANINM. ?

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buzzzzzzzz

So, Jim, since you only live a few hours away from New Orleans, are you coming to Mardi Gras?

Also what spunk does Lauren like best?

Black man spunk, white man spunk, or maybe even asian spunk?

Be as detailed as possible with your response Lauren.

Do you think gamers that play Halo 3 would enjoy Halo Wars?

Do you think they will purchase the game thinking it is something else entirely?

Jim, as reviews editor, can you help me with my own reviews? is there any formula you like to use or any wisdom you could impart? I'd like to make them more helpful or informative if possible so any help is appreciated.

And I hope Atheistium and Wardrox are doing well. Please send on my regards (less than three)

Remember when I cut out 15 mins of silence and awkwardness the last time you talked in depth about medical stuff? This time, I'll bring some novelty music to fill it with.

I had 4 years of infected toe-nails thanks to the NHS, I can half share your pain. Might end up sharing all of your pain, as they seem to be coming back. Grats on the release from toe-trauma.

So what's the difference between a patch and an update then?

NOOOOO! Since I'm a weird foot fetishist, I don't want to hear stories about nonhealthy feet.

I talked to you about gamefly before, Jim, but how is it fairing for you now? Are you one who keeps games for a long time, or sends them back a week later?

I asked before but you didn't answer, how do you tip strippers in the UK as your smaller amounts are coins. And thank you Jim for doing something about your smoke detector, even though it wasn't the safe way to go :'(

What did the nail taste like?

Since were talking about medicine, this week's limerick is about Trauma Center:

Stylus in hand I make the first slice
Tumor removed and everything going real nice
But GUILT's on the attack
And this shit just got whack
Malpractice insurance was worth the price

Also Jim, now that you've successfully escaped to the US, can you tell us what exactly is wrong with the dentistry in England?

Viera.nu, Viera.nu, www.viera.nu < Free promo.

Lauren, who would you cast as the new Lara Croft, if anybody?
On a scale of one to five, how sexual frustrated are Dtoid members?

Jim, Did some guy drop a PS3 on your toe while you were busy being mesmerised at the size of his pink box?

Wardrox, New York or Manchester??

What are your thoughts on the recent wave of layoffs cutting through the industry? Also, congratulations to Atheistium, she knows why :)

Jim, would you describe any foot symptoms as a "spunk-like discharge"?






I have a feeling that the visual imagery in this podcast may make me vomit.

Almost forgot,

Does Lauren like for all of the spunk to go on her face and/or mouth.

Or, does like spunk to be spread evenly on her body, so that she can lick it up?

So...if I was one of the very vocal detractors against Halo 3 (to put it simply, I had a hate-more hate relationship with the game), am I hypocrite for being interested just enough to purchase Halo Wars?

Wardrox, Lauren: Opinions on Resident Evil 5 demo? We already know Jim's (but feel free to elaborate as well). I think it's a brilliant game so far, and don't see Capcom fucking it up this close to launch. It plays exactly like RE4, but with small tweaks for the better. The only thing I could see not working 100%, for me anyways, is the locale. Give me a dark, atmospheric European country any day over the bright and shining desert. I'll hold my reservations though until I've played through it.

Lauren, considering your constant shilling of Tomb Raider Underworld, what was your reaction to Yahtzee's recent review of that game a couple of weeks back?

Hey Jim, have you seen Gleen Beck do anything awesome since you've been in Americia, or has he kept being shit?

I recently watched the Pedophile interview, and, OH MY GOD.

"What if there was a web site, dedicated to killing you?"

i went through the same procedure in ireland 2 years ago.
if yours went anything like mine i'd start taking those painkillers often if you plan on sleeping in the first few days.
i tried without any and learned to regret it.
by the way were you able to hear/smell the flesh being cauterized ? :)

after reading jims article about the resi 5 demo I guess he quite likes it, but have you guys played the offline co-op? The splitscreen must be a joke...

I have heard you mention acerbic internet funnyman/reviewer Yahtzee on the show before. Have you noticed the stylistic similarities in his style of presentation to acerbic television funnyman/reviewer Charlie Brooker, of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe fame? I share your pain with the ingrowing toenails Jim, I've got to have one out soon.

By the way, can you guys please explain the Firetruck Scale to me?