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The Podcastle records tomorrow for God's sake photo

Destructoid's least popular podcast, The Podcastle, records tomorrow for all fifteen of its listeners. I have no idea what we're going to talk about, but I'm sure it will all be videogame related and we won't go off on any tangents about sex pests and swearing. We never do that. 

As always, we need some questions and comments from you filthy lot, because we are too lazy and incompetent to come up with our own material. Also, Atheistium actually likes Velvet Assassin so I have a feeling she has brain problems and might not even survive long enough to make it to the end of the show without help.

Ask away, and we promise to read your comments out unless they're really stupid. Or if we get tired and want to stop the show.


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EneasBR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:24
EneasBR
I'd like to know what are your expectations for this year´s E3
spam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:26
spam
wardrox is andrew collings - discuss


(atheistium can be maddie if she wants)
bart999's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:36
bart999
You could talk about what games actually had the balls to release this close to E3?

Punchout, Bionic Commando, Sacred.

You could also click on this link and be impressed by it's pure awesomeness
http://www.shewee.com/

The fail Tony Hawk Ride peripheral is out; you could talk about how many lawsuits will result.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:40
Half left
Wardrox is Raji James - discuss.
Jim is is Ray Peacock - discuss.
Atheistium is Ed Gamble - discuss.

Ok, a proper question for proper people:

I've been thinking about PAX of late and was wondering what are your thoughts are on people gallivanting off to a strange country with people they have only previously communicated with via online mediums (for the most part).

And another:

'Services' such as GENreps, Charisma +2, etc. Blatant manipulation of predictable gamers (see: nerds) or a legitimate part of gaming culture?
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:43
CitizenErased
If I have two beans and then I add two more beans...what do I have?
Ace Flibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:44
Ace Flibble
Atheistium - Lara, Snake, Dante. Which do you rape?

Wardrox - I began dying my hair purple a while back and despite using every colour care conditioner and whatever under the sun and other such dicking about, I've yet to find a brand of permanent colour that lasts any longer than most semi-permanent brands. Are there any particular brands of permanent hair dye you have found that last longer/brighter than others?
Tyson The Tool's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:44
Tyson The Tool
If you could be a voice actor in one video game, past/present/future, what would it be? Try to come up with something other than MGS.

Bonus points for explaining what type of character you would portray, and then delivering a couple sample lines.
Mr Melancholy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:46
Mr Melancholy
Do any of you own a mankini?
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:46
CitizenErased
Lets try again, shall we? I have two beans...then I add two more beans.
What does that make?
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:48
greeneggsnsam
You may drink your weak lemon drink now, or save it until later.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:53
Jim Sterling
"Wardrox is Raji James - discuss.
Jim is is Ray Peacock - discuss.
Atheistium is Ed Gamble - discuss."

I fucking wish.

I will say that the Peacock podcast has made me think a lot more about how to do Podcastle.
kapshhh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 09:53
kapshhh
Tatsunoko vs Capcom is said to be coming to the US. If it actually sells well, do you see a trend coming of publishers banding and working out licensing issues to release games that were once said "impossible to be released outside Japan"? Or might this be a one time thing?
dgschrei's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:03
dgschrei
It's not about the number of listeners. It's about the cult following Jim. And I'm happy to be part of it. :)

Question: Will you use a rusty hacksaw or a diamond drill bit for Atheistium's lobotomy in order to release all the spunk that has wandered through her face and into her skull over the course of 34 lovely episodes of the Podcastle?
Will it help to relieve the pressure on her brain, or will it build up further and therefore cause her head to explode and the thereby spread seamen to impregnate all fertile women on the British Isles?
Would this qualify als a biological weapon?
peeetah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:08
peeetah
Bernard Manning
Neverdizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:17
Neverdizzle
If the swine flu works it way through 2K Marin aftera deadly exposure at E3, causing a complete derailment of the development (Forever!), resulting in BioShock2 being the next Duke Nukem Forever, would you cry?
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:18
Char Aznable
Do you guys think that a Crackdown sequel will be announced at E3, or at any point in the near future? Also, if you could kick a vehicle down a highway and hit someone with it, who would it be?
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:29
Dragonzigg
What would be your dream E3 announcements? Reggie quits Nintendo to run a hamburger joint off of his own flesh? Sony announces PS3 price increase just to spite everyone? Etc, etc...
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:31
Isay Isay
In times like these, what would it take to release the world from its WiiFit stranglehold?
megatron0016's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:32
megatron0016
When is Jim moving to America so that this fucking podcast will finally stop?
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:33
Zantetsuken
Can I get the odds on Nintendo having a shit E3 conference. I could make a penny.

Oh and wardrox, its pronounced ZAN-TET-SOO-KEN. Its Odin's attack from Final Fantasy.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:33
Mr Wrighty 987
What do you think the next Koijma game will be MGS5 or Snatcher?
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:39
eskimo bob
if the no. 1 spot on the UK charts would change permanently from Wii Fit to Velvet Assassin, would Jim shit his pants?

what are your opinions on Jim shitting his pants?

discuss Jim's pants and Jim's shit.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:42
njsykora
Is it written into Lauren's contract that she has to like every game released on the Xbox 360?
Neverdizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:44
Neverdizzle
Would Atheistium or Wardrox use the Shewee?
http://www.shewee.com/
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:46
Gibbo
So I was on the Twitters a few days ago when Atheistium Twittered about how hiding in cupboards in Velvet Assassin reminded her of Haunting Ground so I rebutted with asking if the Nazis impregnate her in the bad ending, to which she replied "I bloody hope so!" So this got me thinking, if you could have any video game character or industry member impregnated, who would it be, who would impregnate them and what horror would be created.
spam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:50
spam
@halfleft - haha
i think there's enough love to create a podcastle bumbaby
chris24680's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:50
chris24680
Have you played pocket god for the iPod touch and how amazing is it?

If pirating games is bad for games and velvet assasin is a horrendously bad game, and since the enemy of my enemy is my friend should we all pirate velvet assasin? Keep in mind that this game did murder you jim.
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:51
CharleyTony
-In what year will it be alright to make a "World War 2" game that has you playing out a german National Socialist soldier desperately trying to defend his country and destroy the evil Allied forces ?

-What type of game do you feel only gets love/praise from EURO gamers ?

Special requests:
Lauren please make that American girl gamer impression
Jim and Wardrox: Say something in french...
oknd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 11:04
oknd
I just though I should drop a word question this week too.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 11:14
grasslunatic
Does Atheistium like Velvet Assassin because she is a lesbian and enjoys the 'morphine' part of the game?
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 11:33
aborto thefetus
You guys are always talking about how much England sucks for gamers and I was curious, is there any upside to being a gamer in England? Or is it all doom and gloom?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 11:43
Chronic Logic
Will video games become serious business in the future?
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 11:59
Half left
One more, if you get this far:

Tell wardrox it's 'there' not 'their'.
Spectreman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:03
Spectreman
* Jim, your are fan of the olds Transformers comics from Marvel and Marvel/UK? Why TF was so popular in UK? You like Beast Wars? And the new TF Animated series?
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:07
Char Aznable
After seeing the ridiculous $4,000 Xbox sneakers, what would it take for you to drop that much money on shoes? Would they have to make you run at blinding speeds like Sonic the Hedgehog, or have some sort of advanced spunk-shielding technology?
Engles's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:10
Engles
Further to my earlier correspondence with Wardrox on the issue, what is your opinion of ? Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe?(http://bit.ly/gHAMc) ) Does it have any bearing on my question from last show? Do you think it will be as good as his other shows (if not better)? Do you think the BNP are twats? (http://bit.ly/10r0fw)
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:30
Guyver 0
will the "ask auntie atheistium" become a regular feature?
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:33
Guyver 0
what would a handjob from the bionic commando be like?
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:37
LsTr Of SmG
@Citizen Erased

Some beans.
Megadev's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:39
Megadev
Jim, how are you finding being a resolutely irreligious sort of chap in god-fearing Mississippi? Any theological clashes so far?

Atheistium and Wardrox MEng - hello!
SetoChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 12:49
SetoChaos
How long is a piece of string?
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 13:12
LsTr Of SmG
@ SetoChaos

String-length.
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 13:14
Guyver 0
why arent wardrox or athiestium official destructoid employee's?
and how can they be on a destructoid show when they aint?
surely its like being taken to jail by a community support officer rather than a policeman
Capt Hilarious's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 13:21
Capt Hilarious
What are your thoughts on the rumored Xbox 360 Full Body Motion Sensing Camera? Is it just going to be another waste of time and money like everything on the Wii?
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 13:25
Guyver 0
why arent wardrox or athiestium official destructoid employee's?
and how can they be on a destructoid show when they aint?
surely its like being taken to jail by a community support officer rather than a policeman
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 13:47
TheToiletDuck
Is CEX really that bad if you can buy shit from play.com for 14 and trade it to them for 20store credit?
Balaamsafe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 13:56
Balaamsafe
WHAT THE FUCK ATHEISTTIUM #velvetassasin
PrinnyMedic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 14:10
PrinnyMedic
If you could add rape to any game to which game would you ?

and would this make the game better
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 14:35
Char Aznable
If you could replace your fingers with 10 of any item, what would it be?

Jim, any thoughts on the passing of Frank "Worst Mayor in America" Melton earlier this month? Should we smash up a few crack houses with sledgehammers to pay tribute to his memory?
Insomniax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 14:40
Insomniax
In response to Jim's post about UK companies emigrating because the lack of government support: Is there any way we could show them that games can be a mature and interesting type of media, or is our traditionalist government too snooty to think of such a thing as a thoughtful game such as Shadow of the Colossus?
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