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To business! Wardrox, Atheistium and myself will be recording another episode of the highly professional and strictly videogame-related Podcastle, and as always we need your questions, comments and general arsery. Speak your brain in the comments section, and there's a good chance we'll read your words with our mouths, mostly because we couldn't be bothered to come up with any content of our own. 

So, get on with that thing!








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Jim Sterling serves as reviews editor for Destructoid.com, head of the Podtoid podcast, and produces a number of news stories, original features, one-of-a-kind videos. With his passionate argumentative style, controversial opinions, harsh delivery, and dedication to brutal honesty Sterling is a name that you can't help but recognize. Likes PS2, iPod Touch, Silent Hill 2, Metal Gear Solid, Dynasty Warriors 3 Meet the rest of the team



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nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 10:44
nukka jdav
What do you think is on the moon? (Noby Noby Boy)

I'm actually terrified to reach it.
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 10:46
Guyver 0
at last! what took you so long? :-p
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 10:52
Zantetsuken
Now that Rockstar has broken the barrier and included a PENIS in the GTA DLC, how would you like to see penises implemented into other games.

Personally I will not be happy unless GTAV allows me to dress up as a king, jump on top of a limo and be driven around jizzing on pedestrians and the homeless like some royal sex offender

41 6c 73 6f 2c 20 63 6f 63 6b 73
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 10:56
Dragonzigg
Do any of you have Street Fighter IV, and if so what's your opinion? Greatest game since Dinosaur King or overhyped throwback to the 90's?
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:05
Mikular
For those of you that have played it, what did you think of The Lost and Damned? Did you like the gang mechanism, and did you feel that the driving had improved any? I've heard a lot of people whine about the crap story and unrealistic characters, but personally I loved the relationship between Johnny and Billy and the way that the GTA IV story tied in. What do you guys think?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:08
randombullseye
What's America like for Jim Sterling? Now that he has an HD TV, a PT Cruiser, a wife, a kid, and a playstation 3?
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:11
greeneggsnsam
Have Wardrox or Atheistium tired the new Walkers flavours yet, and if so, what are their favourites?

Also, floppy penis.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:23
Dimly
If you favorite video game character was a musical instrument, what would it be?

Would you be able to play it?

What song would you play?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:26
Y0j1mb0
This will be the first time I hear a Podcastle. I expect a collective fusion of genius insight and british comedy the likes of which I've never experienced.
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:27
Gibbo
Now that you've been in the USA for a while, how do the US media differ to the UK media in terms of being wankers? (bar FOX News of course)
Murumasa123's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:29
Murumasa123
What makes a game good for you and which game is best as an example of it at its best?
Amazing graphics, addictive gameplay, lot of dlc added later? As an example, for me is if the bodies don't disappear in games which is why Fallout 3 is the best game ever for it.
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:36
Josh Tolentino
Now that you're doing video reviews regularly, how do you feel about idiots in comment threads and forums accusing you of ripping off Yahtzee because they're too dumb to realize more than 2 people can be snarky and have an accent?
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:41
Corican
I came a little late to the podcast game (just discovered them yesterday) and I spent ALL of yesterday listening to gaming podcasts. I just want to say that I've listened to a couple of Podcastles and really enjoyed them. Keep up the great work guys!
Overcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:43
Overcow
Now, as we all know everything is relative. So what would become of Poland if the Podcaste team (wearing nothing but pink socks) would make a Worms game with Team 17? The game has to be in Atari Lynx graphics to.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:51
BulletTrain
Since Jimbo is listening for the first time, I request an hour long session where you communicate entirely with rude noises.

Anyone hyped for killzone 2 still? Seems like SF4 stole the thunder there for a bit.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 11:56
Zantetsuken
Also, who the hell was paid to animate that
silent's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:10
silent
What are your opinions on Rockstar push the boundary of what’s acceptable in games? Are they doing it to bring games on a par with other media or just to build up controversy coming up to a release to try to boost sales.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:18
Half left
I have a question that you should answer with some words from your mouths:

Where do you see videogames in 10 years time? Considering how far we've come in the last 10 years. Will it be more or less mainstream than it currently is? Will it have evolved into something else completely?
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:18
PappaDukes
Does anyone else have this problem with subscribing through iTunes?



This happens with all episodes so I have yet to listen to a single episode of The Podcastle.
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:19
UglyDuck
Name you greatest "fuck it" moments.

To get the ball rolling, mine is possibly GTA III - A mission where you had to go round collecting porn mags against a time limit in a tossing van that dragged itself around the city like a lead rhino with rickets.

And I think I asked this one a while back but I never actually found the question anywhere. Who are you most and least favourite DToid Editors?
Robot Ambrosia: Anthony or Jim
Cyanide Nut Scrub: Dale North or Topher Cantler
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:33
PappaDukes
...and by this I mean:

Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:34
Phalanxxx
With permission for likenesses now procured, do any of you guys have any ideas you'd want put into a comic-type format? would you prefer if I took quotes from yourselves, made them contextless and drew to that moniker?

also, did <i>it</i> arrive yet Jim?!
Spelunking raccoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:40
Spelunking raccoon
So now that the UK is supposedly the second biggest games market in the world do you think we are going to start to see more games set in the UK.

I mean could we ever see a game involving a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost set in Bristol?
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 12:57
Ian Roberts
Ayyyy! Front page mention, I feel like such a classy dirty little whore.

To business, what do you think of the Burnout Paradise Timesavers DLC that for £4 allows players who can't be arsed to unlock everything in the game? Do you think this will deminish the achievements of those who played hard to unlock all that content or will it allow more players who don't have the skills a chance to savour things that otherwise they wouldn't get a chance to?
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 13:42
Guyver 0
What would happen if:
Charles Cecil, Richard Garriott, Mark Healey and Peter Molyneux, were sent through the LHC?

Would they create the ultimate videogames creator or become a black hole destroying all things videogames, everywhere, ever.
Engles's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:15
Engles
What do you think about Quake Live/Battlefield Heroes : the whole 'free browser FPS' thing? Do you think this will be beneficial or detract from the higher quality stuff people have to pay for? Or will they become higher quality flash games, enjoyed by children and housewives?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:20
wardrox
@PappaDukes nope. Can you grab the mp3 manually?
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:21
PySk
What do you think about Noby Noby Boy in general and what was Jim's reaction when I sent him the 'on the body of Noby Noby Boy' message?
Totally Tubular Thomas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:31
Totally Tubular Thomas
I've just started uni and I'm wondering whether I should take my precious Xbox 360. Do college and uni folk generally respect your beautiful games consoles? Also, has Jim been to university?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:38
Dead Movie Star
I have a question, but it was more or less an act of passion. Steven wanted to make our "date" a little ordinary to not attract attention and for the first hour or so it was painful to sit there and talk like business partners. When the waitress finally stopped flirting with the easy going Steven, I got up and set the pace for our exit. When we got outside the restaurant I was panting, not because I exerted myself, but because I could barely hold my temptation in. Neither could my lower half.

As the tent was constructed below, Steven stepped to me slowly and touch his hand to mine. I gave a little squeak.
"Calm down," he whispered, "we'll be at the motel soon."

I couldn't calm down.

I grabbed his hand and rushed to the nearest alley in the bustling city. I dragged him behind the dumpster and pushed him to the wall. As I dropped to my knees he said "No, James, not here!" Too late. I already opened his trousers and found his snake in his boxers. I put my mouth on the bulge before it even peeked its head out of the hole in the front. It was warm and getting hard. Steven's manhood flopped out of his underwear not a moment to soon. Grabbing the base I immediately found the tip and put my mouth on it. As I moved about at his waist, Steven groaned. I was good at this.

For nearly a minute I did this until Steven sighed "Oh God, James, I'm gonna come!"

I quickly stopped and replied, "Not yet, I want you inside me first." I got up and kissed him as I dropped my pants over my hard cock. I quickly turned and placed my hands on the dumpster as Steven placed a hand on my hip and another on his cock as he guided it to my rear. It didn't go in at first, but he pressed harder. And harder. And harder. When it finally penetrated I couldn't take it any more and came instantly like a stream. Steven could only go a few thrusts before climaxing himself, as spunk was still leaving my cock. Steven's stream lasted for twenty seconds as it poured down on my balls. Steven reached around and wiped my dick with his fingers. He brought his hand back to his mouth and inserted his fingers. So my question is should England set a date to swap to NTSC televisions so game would be easier to regionalize, or is that too much to ask?

Ya' know, after all that gay erotica you would think I could come up with a decent question.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:41
Johnny Justice
Do you think there's a market for a dinosaur rape game?
Would watchdog groups give it a free pass since it would only feature dinosaurs being harmed?

Jim, do you really own a PT Cruiser? That's just disgusting.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:51
Clint
This week's limerick is about Noby Noby boy

To him your just his feed
And stretching his only need
He'll eat his own ass
And he wont go to mass
Noby is Satan indeed
's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 15:58
Clint
And my question, who do you think is the sassiest video game character? After seeing some of her character specific win quotes, I'm leaning towards C. Viper from Street Fighter (her burn of Blanaka more then warrants an Oh Snap) but mention must be given to the like of Godot in Phoenix Wright, and the King of All Cosmos from Katamari. Any favorites of yours?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 16:31
Puppy Licks
What classic PC game would you like to see revived?
Crusader?
Mechwarrior?
Heavy Gear?

A decent Carmageddon game maybe?
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 16:54
Guyver 0
Could Gash by the Hour by Boya & Saskilla be featured in the podcast at some point?
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 17:16
Mr Kite
Jim, you're stranded on a barren desert island with nothing to eat. Which part of you would you cut off and eat?
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 17:18
ArrestedDeveloper
That is an amazing picture.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 18:17
Niero
That will be a shirt.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 19:39
Puppy Licks
Thou shall not have a fishy on a little dishie,
Thou shall have a fishy when the boat comes in.

CLASSIC!!!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 21:41
ScottyG
What are your thoughts on this? What message is Capcom trying to convey?

kodakrome's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 22:31
kodakrome
I'm disgusted by the fact that you never EVER cover RTS games on the podcastle. Why is this???
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/23/2009 22:53
Necro BABS
Im Disgusted by the lack of reference Jim has for the magical abilities of David Bowie's Codpiece for labyrinth. Why has though forsaken this Huh?

yep thats my question and im sticking to it.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 01:17
atheistium
@scottyG holy crap! MY SAKURA!
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 07:03
ScottyG
Yeah... Made me laugh. Thankfully I still love kicking butt with my Sakura. ^_^
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 10:20
Jetsetlemming
Arkhand, the UK developers of Arx Fatalis, and Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, two very, very awesome games, are currently working on a game with Valve called The Crossing, which is supposed to blend single player and multiplayer gaming by basically letting you join a friend's SP campaign as an enemy and grief him. They also recently opened an Austin branch and hired Harvey Smith of Deus Ex and "You know what Area 51 needs? Political messages and all the aliens cut out and replaced with US soldiers. Yeah!" fame.
The Crossing sounds like it pretty good, and it's a PC/360 title so you console fags can actually play it (Arx Fatalis also had an Xbox version and you should probably go find a copy because it owns).
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2009 10:34
Jetsetlemming
Er, Arkane Studios. Not Arkhand.
Berserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 06:14
Berserker
The answer to this is probably somewhere in the older episodes, but I really can't get out of this coma of "I can't be bothered" to be looking around my hard drive for older Podcastle episodes. So Here it goes:
Jim: What is your impression on Prince of Persia? Also who is your favorite character from Warriors Series (e.g Warriors Orochi 1/2, DW6, etc etc).

Wardrox: How many times did you get punched in the face by Mirror's Edge during your time with it?

Atheistium: Which should I choose? Tomb Raider Underworld if I can find a copy, or Gears of War 1 on the pc?
Originally my plan was to buy Tom Clancy's End War, but after watching my friend struggle with the system on his pc, it had opened my eyes. Quite frankly it is more constricting for RTS fans than the website restrictions on the internet in China.

All:What are your thoughts on censorship? Due to our government being complete retards, Australia may soon have our internet access censored to hell. Good bye porn or anything that doesn't involve us saying sorry to people after intentionally offending them.(Australians would get that reference, I hope...) Which could have been ignored due to the existence of proxies or loop holes that are home made. But in this case it can not be ignored due to the fact that it was slow our internet even further to the point that it will run about as fast as a disabled hobbit with drugs pumped into his arm to start their movement.
End Ranting.
Also, Love the show guys. Keep the the good work! You are the only ones I listen to on Dtoid ever since Tiff left Podtoid.
Berserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 06:18
Berserker
Actually, screw this bit:
Also who is your favorite character from Warriors Series (e.g Warriors Orochi 1/2, DW6, etc etc).
Replace it with: "Will You buy 'Prinny: Can I Really Be The Hero Dood?'?"
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2009 16:54
Mikular
Wait a second - Jim has a kid?
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