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The Podcastle records tomorrow and our fans rock photo

I'm sure we've said this before but it bears repeating -- Podcastle fans absolutely rule the school that they are too cool for. Not only do we have some amazing artwork above by community member Phallus Knife Fight, but check out the awesomely revamped Podcastle logo courtesy of Shakey1245. Excellent stuff!

It's been two weeks, so once again myself, Wardrox and Atheistium will be dragging our wretched hides from our clammy and sordid places of refuge to pay a vist to the Podcastle. As always, we need your questions, comments and general inanity to make up for our woeful lack of preparation and research. Please post away and we'll do our best to not insult you on the show. 

Also, hit the jump for another example of incredible work, once again from Shakey1245. It's a Podcastle movie trailer, and it's got a banging donk on it!








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Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:11
Y0j1mb0
Nice rape pic...lol.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:16
Half left
I have a question for you guys.

If you could change any one thing about the other hosts, what would it be?
chris24680's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:19
chris24680
Dear Jim, Wardrox and Atheistium, since you've gone to america, jim does that mean the podcastle will end.
PS
Have you ate any of that weird american bacon that comes (HA HA comes) in strips.

PPS

Jade goody is disgusting excuse for a human being. Discuss.
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:19
Dragonzigg
Wow, much blood o_o

Also, Change4Life, ignorant cockbites or useless douchebags?
Overcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:20
Overcow
Now that we know that Nobi Nobi Boy is Satan, will we see a new black metal genre dedicated to lyrics about him?
Prof Doctor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:23
Prof Doctor
What do you think your favorite, or any, game characters smell like?

also

if you could impale an axe into any characters head, who?

and

If real, which game character would you fuck, or be fucked by.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:28
Dimly
What do you put on your toast?
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:31
Senisan
I'd like to hear Atheistium's opinion on the new dlc coming out for Tomb Raider: Underworld. All I know is that you can play as shadow Laura, is there anything else?
TKurata's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:32
TKurata
favorite video game podcast...EVAR!!

So glad you fixed the audio levels too...much better!!!!!
Hot Cyder's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:32
Hot Cyder
Due to the popularity of Watchmen and the Lost and Damned DLC:- Which video-game character do you think has the largest wanger? Mario seems like a small but hairy candidate, while Marcus Fenix is probably withered from... Imullison. It's not gay if you don't get an erection!
Timtoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:38
Timtoid
Which video game character would you buy a beer for and why?
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:41
UglyDuck
As a special 30th episode thing, can we get the Australian Coldplay Man to sing for us?

Which of these is the bigger sin: compilations, remakes or film tie-ins?
PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:42
PenKaizen
If transportation was only possible through the medium of nobi nobi boy how long do you reckon it would take for a Toucan Man to catch up to the immense speed of which Girl is travelling at?
MarkandChelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:44
MarkandChelle
Do you think comedy in games has gone downhill ever since this current generation or do you think that some funny games are on their way with Lost Odyssey and Portal showing that games can be funny even without an insult swordfighting pirate?

P.S. How's the review plan going Wardrox?
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:46
Ian Roberts
Who doesn't like the birdy song?

As gamers we have been made fully aware that we will suffer from crippling arthritis, ADD, blisters, poor eyesight, constant tremoring and psychotic episodes before, as has been established by Change4Life recently, throwing off this mortal coil sat on the couch with joypad in hand. What I'd like to know is if you had to snuff it playing one game what would it be?

Also how funny was Peter Mandleson (the big twat) getting covered in green custard?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:46
Chronic Logic
CAWK?!
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:52
greeneggsnsam
I'd like to order the shrimp, please.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:52
Silverhertz
If you actually lived in a Podcastle, what kind of minions would you have working for you?
wonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 13:56
wonk
I have question:

What is the most British video game that has ever been released?

For our European cousins, same question substituting German/Spanish/French/Polish/Italian for British?
peeetah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:06
peeetah
Vast sideburns, sign of hardcore manlieness or a little bit rubbish?
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:08
Mikular
Okay guys, personal opinion time:
Dante's Inferno - Will it be good? Forget about all the controversy, of what you have seen/read, what is your opinion of how the game will turn out so far?

Also, would Jim make a good Iago?
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:10
Red TheHaze Veron
PLEASE DISCUSS THE AMAZING HAWTNESS THAT IS DINO CRISIS THAT I TOLD WARDROX ABOUT.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:14
Zantetsuken
Jim

Do you like Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 - is it any good?

I might buy a PS3 for it as I am a bit of a Gundamfag
Seth338's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:15
Seth338
Does jim have another sonnet for us?
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:32
Johnny Justice
Why arepeople so upset about a game based on Dante's Peak being made?
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:37
Gibbo
First, a limerick:
The Podcastle might be a bit dumb
But it kicks ass and chews bubblegum
Atheistium's a girl, Wardrox a negative twat
And I'm sure Jim would rape them both with a baseball bat
Or at least fill Atheisium's face with his cum.

Secondly, how racist do you think you can get while playing Resi 5 :D
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:38
falinter
Is Watchmen out i the UK? I can't be bothered to check. If so did you guys go see it?
Sloth's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:45
Sloth
Peter Molyneaux walks into a bar. What kind of hilarity ensues?
zackxz16's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:46
zackxz16
I have two questions

First: If you could base a videogame on any part of the body, which would it be? You cannot say penis vagina, but I will accept you shouting fucking estrogen tanks.

Second: Who's plees for mercy would have that sort of tangible feel, as to where you can almost taste it?
El Nicko's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:49
El Nicko
If the members of all the destructoid podcast were transported to a roman Colosseum style planet and were forced to murder each other for they're freedom who do you think would be the last one left alive?

and who do you think would be murdered the fastest/most painful?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 14:50
Dead Movie Star
Damn, and I was so close to finishing the second game, too... actually, give it a few hours.


Also, but it was more or less an act of passion. Steven wanted to make our "date" a little ordinary to not attract attention and for the first hour or so it was painful to sit there and talk like business partners. When the waitress finally stopped flirting with the easy going Steven, I got up and set the pace for our exit. When we got outside the restaurant I was panting, not because I exerted myself, but because I could barely hold my temptation in. Neither could my lower half.

As the tent was constructed below, Steven stepped to me slowly and touch his hand to mine. I gave a little squeak.
"Calm down," he whispered, "we'll be at the motel soon."

I couldn't calm down.

I grabbed his hand and rushed to the nearest alley in the bustling city. I dragged him behind the dumpster and pushed him to the wall. As I dropped to my knees he said "No, James, not here!" Too late. I already opened his trousers and found his snake in his boxers. I put my mouth on the bulge before it even peeked its head out of the hole in the front. It was warm and getting hard. Steven's manhood flopped out of his underwear not a moment to soon. Grabbing the base I immediately found the tip and put my mouth on it. As I moved about at his waist, Steven groaned. I was good at this.

For nearly a minute I did this until Steven sighed "Oh God, James, I'm gonna come!"

I quickly stopped and replied, "Not yet, I want you inside me first." I got up and kissed him as I dropped my pants over my hard cock. I quickly turned and placed my hands on the dumpster as Steven placed a hand on my hip and another on his cock as he guided it to my rear. It didn't go in at first, but he pressed harder. And harder. And harder. When it finally penetrated I couldn't take it any more and came instantly like a stream. Steven could only go a few thrusts before climaxing himself, as spunk was still leaving my cock. Steven's stream lasted for twenty seconds as it poured down on my balls. Steven reached around and wiped my dick with his fingers. He brought his hand back to his mouth and inserted his fingers. So my question is, Wardrox, I have good sized bearing set up for large cylinders and such and I was working on a different way to lubricate the bearing. While looking into oil mist, I decided to run a few tests. This showed that the constant recirculation of the lubricant would lead the bearings to last forever. The problem, though, is that if the lubricant valve is just a bit off the bearing's natural frequency would be excited and, well, I'm sure you've seen that bridge. Should I take the risk and go for this new system, even though a bump or any g-force could destroy the whole thing, or stick with the liquid lubricant?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 15:00
wardrox
Shit, I knew I forgot something!
Spelunking raccoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 15:03
Spelunking raccoon
What game do you think would of benefitted the most if it had been set in the uk, something along the lines of bully but at grangehill or max payne in tagart.
Dudly dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 15:52
Dudly dude
Question! Was the gameplay of X-blades worth the partial nudity? and Jim is hereby the greatest comic writer of all time!!!
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 15:52
Zantetsuken
Replace the controller with a book and you still have the same thing

rage
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 16:00
Zantetsuken
I hope this works so I don't look like a right twat



I forgot to post this last time
Captain Foolage's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 16:05
Captain Foolage
@ Dead Movie Star
What is this I don't even...

...

Anyway, I don't like serious questions, they're a bit crap, so..

Which videogame sex offender would you rather be brutally raped by?

Here's my pick

Captain Foolage's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 16:07
Captain Foolage
That's Robotnik, FYI
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 16:37
Dead Movie Star
Second game is done. Check the forums.


You're next Wardrox, and I'll wont be pullin' out all the stops. The organ shall not be played at a high volume.
Phallus Knife Fight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 16:38
Phallus Knife Fight
I just found out what dogging is. My hatred for America has been bolstered.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 17:28
Puppy Licks
If each of you were an existing videogame character, and then was subsequently raped by another videogame character, what would said characters be and what would it sound like?
Captain Foolage's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 17:57
Captain Foolage
Two Rape Questions

There can only be one... 0_0

Oh wait this is the Podcastle
Lcdscreen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 19:28
Lcdscreen
If Sonic was a lollipop, would you suck him?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 20:32
Dead Movie Star
Third game out. Now you all have one!
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2009 22:48
Daniel Carneiro
podcastle? put a donk on it!
Engles's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2009 15:36
Engles
Heard Jim's Charlie Brooker reference last episode, and that got me thinking...
Have any of you noticed the stylistic similarities in the presenting styles of Charlie Brooker (ranting, profane, acerbic British guy with very strong opinions and a TV show), and the Internet's very own Yahtzee Croshaw (ranting, profane yada yada, and aspirations to aquire a TV show)?
Guyver 0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2009 15:46
Guyver 0
Would Atheistium cream over AC bongos Face?

- Guyver 0
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2009 16:11
smurfee mcgee
We all now know TIMES ARE HARD. What's your favorite game you've bought secondhand?
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2009 17:15
Necro BABS
Would Atheistium Cream all over my face?

Magical Abilities of David bowie's cockpiece from Labyrinth?

And for the hell of it, what video game ending really mattered? I mean most of the time now, games are seen in trilogies or whatever so there is no real game ending. What ending has actually rocked, or was a complete fucking let down (Fear 2 since i just beat it)

dont forget to put a donk on it
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