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The Podcastle episode 10: Tomb Raider pseudo-lesbian womangasm parade
The Podcastle episode 10: Tomb Raider pseudo-lesbian womangasm parade screenshot
Jim Sterling
\\ 04.17.2008
43 comments

I am very good at show titles.

Yes, it's time for another episode of The Podcastle, with your usual crew of myself Jim Sterling, redheaded wonder child Atheistium and a guy who killed a bunch of prostitutes in Ipswich, Wardrox. Our guest community member for this episode is Phoenix Blood, who actually talks!

This episode, we (or rather, they) discuss Tomb Raider, and I assure you that 78% of our listeners will acquire and maintain an erection while enjoying the show. Load up a podcast with two sexually active females talking about videogames and the contents of their pants, and watch the hits roll in -- that's what I always say.

As always, you can download the show right here, or go listen to it on iTunes or something. I don't know how that stuff works.

[With special thanks to Rio McCarthy for the awesome Podcastle artwork and for drawing me 100% physically accurately. I cut quite the dashing figure, methinks.]



43 COMMENTS, LATEST BY Necros
Once again: skinny unconscious Jim is weird. -    view discussion




There are 43 comments about this post:
Baldheaded Monk's Avatar
My Americanosity in no way mars my enjoyment of this fine podcast. Good lookin' out.
riomccarthy's Avatar
I can't wait to hear the new episode! I'm so glad you liked the artwork! <3
Wedge's Avatar
Oh good, maybe I'll survive working Friday now.
Wedge's Avatar
Oh and Tomb Raider is shite and thusly invalidates every opinion Aethis--- Lauren has ever or will ever have about vidja games.

Except the one Crystal Dynamics did, which isn't in the UK, so you got nothin'.
wardrox's Avatar
iTunes Confirmed!

ZOMG!

Neonie's Avatar
5w337
Silverhertz's Avatar
Hey Ipswich is my hometown, I thought I recognized that shifty mohawked bastard from somewhere. To the tractors people!
Guagloves's Avatar
Phoenix Blood speaks truth!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar
You spelled Pheonix Blood's name wrong ... or right ... Hollies hot. That's all.
liquidninja's Avatar
Yay, the first time it occurred to me I should listen to podcastle.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
Welp. You've sold me. *downloads*
Sharpless's Avatar
I have a crush on Hollie's face. Face crusher. Me.
Log1c's Avatar
Seriously.. If I wanted to listen to the subjugation of women for my enjoyment, I'd watch porn, but just listen to the audio..

Wait what?! Sorry, my penis wasn't working properly. I like boobs.

Also, wow, you guys are British. Hmm..
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
"Reverend Anthony told me I can't touch him, so I'm gonna touch him extra hard now"

I lol'd.
Aerox's Avatar
CHEESEBURGER!
Wiid Whacker's Avatar
That article picture scares me. I didn't know Brits didn't have fingers. O.o
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Samus Aran > Lara Croft
AgentMOO's Avatar
wettest episode ever!
necrozen's Avatar
Great podcast so far, I'm 32 min in and all I have to say is that I'd take your TV over American TV any day. In fact, it seems to me that American TV is just 2 year old watered down British TV with commercials and no good curse words. At least that's been my observation.
Daynger777's Avatar
I saw Muse when they came out with their first cd. They opened for the Chili Peppers and the Foo Fighters. Been a huge fan ever since! Also, I can relate to the collecter in you, but not for systems, just for games. Example: I got 360 and within a month had every game I thought was worth owning for it. But upon being faced with the choice of which game to play my head exploded... anyway great podcast
Reaprar's Avatar
FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT JESUS CHRIST.


Can someone clip that one moment for me plz?
Velt's Avatar
I like lesbians, so i will listen to whatever they have to say.
Reaprar's Avatar
Wardrox loves me.
McSnow's Avatar
Ewww, you got some lesbian in my podcast.
More plz!
Sharpless's Avatar
Dan brings up a good point. Samus would kick Lara's bitch ass, and you know Lara's going to go down hard because she has really large and heavy breasts.
Dan CiTi's Avatar
@Sharpless

Have you seen Zero Suit Samus? She's hotter than Lara IMO.
pheonix-blood's Avatar
its all awsome sauce, yes ctz, wardrox did spell my name wrong lol. it is actuay supposed to be pheonix blood. true stroy.

other than that, everybody quickly tell wardrox how much you want me on the show again!
atheistium's Avatar
HAY! I DON'T WANA GO TO WORK TODAY
Baldheaded Monk's Avatar
wardrox's Avatar
oi! I didn't spell anyone's name wrong! Jim did!

ruddy sudo-lesbians, always going accusing me....
Murumasa123's Avatar
Why is everyone acting like iplayer is all original.Channel 4 had it AGES ago and still has a lot of backcatalogy for free like blacks books.
Though docter who RULES! But anyone who likes snooker to watch is a cunt wardrox...
And DELICIOUS new ice shapes mmmmmm thats nice! Mr Frosty was amazing. Cheery sour/apple sour Mr frosty mmmmm.
greeneggsnam's Avatar
I'm English! I listen to the show!
wardrox's Avatar
Murumasa123, as awesome as the channel 4 player is, the iPlayer is web-based, and as such can be used on the Wii via the browser.
Veck's Avatar
Wha? I was watching i-player on the Wii three days ago.

Also, Phoenix Blood should be a regular.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar
I just realised that I spelled my username wrong, so I had to create another account to change it. It's rather shameful. :(
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
Hottest.....Podcastle....Ever.
Holyetheline's Avatar
womangasm?! That's a nice word... I might use it some time.
Some Jerk's Avatar
The team of atheistium and pheonix-blood make a nice counter to the usual duo of Jim's angry round man and the skinny whiney Wardrox.

Seriously those two are like an anti-social number 10.
Kryptinite's Avatar
I agree with GuitarAtomik.

I'm going to listen to it twice...then smoke a cigarette afterwards.

also, we need to get Lauren to Pax.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar
This made my penis very happy and inspired my last blog post.
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Hey Lauren and Hollie...

Simmy's Avatar
Another fucking awesome Podcastle.
I didn't get on with Channel4OD, so I might give the iPlayer a whirl as it would save me the hassle of (not) downloading stuff.
Talking of older games such as Crash, I can play theme tunes (including stuff from Sonic TH 1 on Mega Drive and I've just learned the Crash Bandicoot theme).
And as for a Summer UK NARP, I'd love to host one but I don't think that my nan would be to pleased to find that when she returned from a holiday that some person i.e Sterling had smashed the toilet with a sledgehammer
Necros's Avatar
Once again: skinny unconscious Jim is weird.

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