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The Podcastle episode 10: Tomb Raider pseudo-lesbian womangasm parade


Jim Sterling \\ 04.17.2008	43 comments

I am very good at show titles.

Yes, it's time for another episode of The Podcastle, with your usual crew of myself Jim Sterling, redheaded wonder child Atheistium and a guy who killed a bunch of prostitutes in Ipswich, Wardrox. Our guest community member for this episode is Phoenix Blood, who actually talks!

This episode, we (or rather, they) discuss Tomb Raider, and I assure you that 78% of our listeners will acquire and maintain an erection while enjoying the show. Load up a podcast with two sexually active females talking about videogames and the contents of their pants, and watch the hits roll in -- that's what I always say.

As always, you can download the show right here, or go listen to it on iTunes or something. I don't know how that stuff works.

[With special thanks to Rio McCarthy for the awesome Podcastle artwork and for drawing me 100% physically accurately. I cut quite the dashing figure, methinks.]

43 COMMENTS, LATEST BY Necros
Once again: skinny unconscious Jim is weird. - view discussion

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Baldheaded Monk says:
04/17/2008 20:17

My Americanosity in no way mars my enjoyment of this fine podcast. Good lookin' out.

riomccarthy says:
04/17/2008 20:20

I can't wait to hear the new episode! I'm so glad you liked the artwork! <3

Wedge says:
04/17/2008 20:23

Oh good, maybe I'll survive working Friday now.

Wedge says:
04/17/2008 20:26

Oh and Tomb Raider is shite and thusly invalidates every opinion Aethis--- Lauren has ever or will ever have about vidja games.

Except the one Crystal Dynamics did, which isn't in the UK, so you got nothin'.

wardrox says:
04/17/2008 20:28

iTunes Confirmed!

ZOMG!

Neonie says:
04/17/2008 20:31

5w337

Silverhertz says:
04/17/2008 20:37

Hey Ipswich is my hometown, I thought I recognized that shifty mohawked bastard from somewhere. To the tractors people!

Guagloves says:
04/17/2008 20:46

Phoenix Blood speaks truth!

Hamza CTZ Aziz says:
04/17/2008 20:48

You spelled Pheonix Blood's name wrong ... or right ... Hollies hot. That's all.

liquidninja says:
04/17/2008 20:53

Yay, the first time it occurred to me I should listen to podcastle.

Jetsetlemming says:
04/17/2008 21:25

Welp. You've sold me. *downloads*

Sharpless says:
04/17/2008 21:30

I have a crush on Hollie's face. Face crusher. Me.

Log1c says:
04/17/2008 21:36

Seriously.. If I wanted to listen to the subjugation of women for my enjoyment, I'd watch porn, but just listen to the audio..

Wait what?! Sorry, my penis wasn't working properly. I like boobs.

Also, wow, you guys are British. Hmm..

Jetsetlemming says:
04/17/2008 21:59

"Reverend Anthony told me I can't touch him, so I'm gonna touch him extra hard now"

I lol'd.

Aerox says:
04/17/2008 22:09

CHEESEBURGER!

Wiid Whacker says:
04/17/2008 22:20

That article picture scares me. I didn't know Brits didn't have fingers. O.o

Dan CiTi says:
04/17/2008 22:39

Samus Aran > Lara Croft

AgentMOO says:
04/17/2008 22:44

wettest episode ever!

necrozen says:
04/17/2008 22:45

Great podcast so far, I'm 32 min in and all I have to say is that I'd take your TV over American TV any day. In fact, it seems to me that American TV is just 2 year old watered down British TV with commercials and no good curse words. At least that's been my observation.

Daynger777 says:
04/17/2008 23:07

I saw Muse when they came out with their first cd. They opened for the Chili Peppers and the Foo Fighters. Been a huge fan ever since! Also, I can relate to the collecter in you, but not for systems, just for games. Example: I got 360 and within a month had every game I thought was worth owning for it. But upon being faced with the choice of which game to play my head exploded... anyway great podcast

Reaprar says:
04/17/2008 23:41

FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT JESUS CHRIST.

Can someone clip that one moment for me plz?

Velt says:
04/18/2008 00:17

I like lesbians, so i will listen to whatever they have to say.

Reaprar says:
04/18/2008 00:37

Wardrox loves me.

McSnow says:
04/18/2008 01:46

Ewww, you got some lesbian in my podcast.
More plz!

Sharpless says:
04/18/2008 02:14

Dan brings up a good point. Samus would kick Lara's bitch ass, and you know Lara's going to go down hard because she has really large and heavy breasts.

Dan CiTi says:
04/18/2008 02:37

@Sharpless

Have you seen Zero Suit Samus? She's hotter than Lara IMO.

pheonix-blood says:
04/18/2008 02:38

its all awsome sauce, yes ctz, wardrox did spell my name wrong lol. it is actuay supposed to be pheonix blood. true stroy.

other than that, everybody quickly tell wardrox how much you want me on the show again!

atheistium says:
04/18/2008 02:53

HAY! I DON'T WANA GO TO WORK TODAY

Baldheaded Monk says:
04/18/2008 05:23

Yeah, me neither

wardrox says:
04/18/2008 06:07

oi! I didn't spell anyone's name wrong! Jim did!

ruddy sudo-lesbians, always going accusing me....

Murumasa123 says:
04/18/2008 06:27

Why is everyone acting like iplayer is all original.Channel 4 had it AGES ago and still has a lot of backcatalogy for free like blacks books.
Though docter who RULES! But anyone who likes snooker to watch is a cunt wardrox...
And DELICIOUS new ice shapes mmmmmm thats nice! Mr Frosty was amazing. Cheery sour/apple sour Mr frosty mmmmm.

greeneggsnam says:
04/18/2008 06:30

I'm English! I listen to the show!

wardrox says:
04/18/2008 06:35

Murumasa123, as awesome as the channel 4 player is, the iPlayer is web-based, and as such can be used on the Wii via the browser.

Veck says:
04/18/2008 06:41

Wha? I was watching i-player on the Wii three days ago.

Also, Phoenix Blood should be a regular.

greeneggsnsam says:
04/18/2008 08:25

I just realised that I spelled my username wrong, so I had to create another account to change it. It's rather shameful. :(

GuitarAtomik says:
04/18/2008 09:02

Hottest.....Podcastle....Ever.

Holyetheline says:
04/18/2008 10:32

womangasm?! That's a nice word... I might use it some time.

Some Jerk says:
04/18/2008 10:40

The team of atheistium and pheonix-blood make a nice counter to the usual duo of Jim's angry round man and the skinny whiney Wardrox.

Seriously those two are like an anti-social number 10.

Kryptinite says:
04/18/2008 10:47

I agree with GuitarAtomik.

I'm going to listen to it twice...then smoke a cigarette afterwards.

also, we need to get Lauren to Pax.

michiyoyoshiku says:
04/18/2008 15:52

This made my penis very happy and inspired my last blog post.

Dan CiTi says:
04/18/2008 17:06

Hey Lauren and Hollie...

Simmy says:
04/18/2008 19:23

Another fucking awesome Podcastle.
I didn't get on with Channel4OD, so I might give the iPlayer a whirl as it would save me the hassle of (not) downloading stuff.
Talking of older games such as Crash, I can play theme tunes (including stuff from Sonic TH 1 on Mega Drive and I've just learned the Crash Bandicoot theme).
And as for a Summer UK NARP, I'd love to host one but I don't think that my nan would be to pleased to find that when she returned from a holiday that some person i.e Sterling had smashed the toilet with a sledgehammer

Necros says:
04/21/2008 10:19

Once again: skinny unconscious Jim is weird.

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