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The Podcastle episode 10: Tomb Raider pseudo-lesbian womangasm parade photo

I am very good at show titles.

Yes, it's time for another episode of The Podcastle, with your usual crew of myself Jim Sterling, redheaded wonder child Atheistium and a guy who killed a bunch of prostitutes in Ipswich, Wardrox. Our guest community member for this episode is Phoenix Blood, who actually talks!

This episode, we (or rather, they) discuss Tomb Raider, and I assure you that 78% of our listeners will acquire and maintain an erection while enjoying the show. Load up a podcast with two sexually active females talking about videogames and the contents of their pants, and watch the hits roll in -- that's what I always say.

As always, you can download the show right here, or go listen to it on iTunes or something. I don't know how that stuff works.

[With special thanks to Rio McCarthy for the awesome Podcastle artwork and for drawing me 100% physically accurately. I cut quite the dashing figure, methinks.]


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Baldheaded Monk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:17
Baldheaded Monk
My Americanosity in no way mars my enjoyment of this fine podcast. Good lookin' out.
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:20
riomccarthy
I can't wait to hear the new episode! I'm so glad you liked the artwork! <3
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:23
Wedge
Oh good, maybe I'll survive working Friday now.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:26
Wedge
Oh and Tomb Raider is shite and thusly invalidates every opinion Aethis--- Lauren has ever or will ever have about vidja games.

Except the one Crystal Dynamics did, which isn't in the UK, so you got nothin'.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:28
wardrox
iTunes Confirmed!

ZOMG!

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:31
Neonie
5w337
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:37
Silverhertz
Hey Ipswich is my hometown, I thought I recognized that shifty mohawked bastard from somewhere. To the tractors people!
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:46
Guagloves
Phoenix Blood speaks truth!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:48
Hamza CTZ Aziz
You spelled Pheonix Blood's name wrong ... or right ... Hollies hot. That's all.
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:53
liquidninja
Yay, the first time it occurred to me I should listen to podcastle.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 21:25
Jetsetlemming
Welp. You've sold me. *downloads*
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 21:30
Sharpless
I have a crush on Hollie's face. Face crusher. Me.
Log1c's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 21:36
Log1c
Seriously.. If I wanted to listen to the subjugation of women for my enjoyment, I'd watch porn, but just listen to the audio..

Wait what?! Sorry, my penis wasn't working properly. I like boobs.

Also, wow, you guys are British. Hmm..
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 21:59
Jetsetlemming
"Reverend Anthony told me I can't touch him, so I'm gonna touch him extra hard now"

I lol'd.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:09
Aerox
CHEESEBURGER!
Wiid Whacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:20
Wiid Whacker
That article picture scares me. I didn't know Brits didn't have fingers. O.o
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:39
Dan CiTi
Samus Aran > Lara Croft
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:44
AgentMOO
wettest episode ever!
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:45
necrozen
Great podcast so far, I'm 32 min in and all I have to say is that I'd take your TV over American TV any day. In fact, it seems to me that American TV is just 2 year old watered down British TV with commercials and no good curse words. At least that's been my observation.
Daynger777's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:07
Daynger777
I saw Muse when they came out with their first cd. They opened for the Chili Peppers and the Foo Fighters. Been a huge fan ever since! Also, I can relate to the collecter in you, but not for systems, just for games. Example: I got 360 and within a month had every game I thought was worth owning for it. But upon being faced with the choice of which game to play my head exploded... anyway great podcast
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 00:17
Velt
I like lesbians, so i will listen to whatever they have to say.
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 01:46
McSnow
Ewww, you got some lesbian in my podcast.
More plz!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 02:14
Sharpless
Dan brings up a good point. Samus would kick Lara's bitch ass, and you know Lara's going to go down hard because she has really large and heavy breasts.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 02:37
Dan CiTi
@Sharpless

Have you seen Zero Suit Samus? She's hotter than Lara IMO.
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 02:38
Hollie Bennett
its all awsome sauce, yes ctz, wardrox did spell my name wrong lol. it is actuay supposed to be pheonix blood. true stroy.

other than that, everybody quickly tell wardrox how much you want me on the show again!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 02:53
atheistium
HAY! I DON'T WANA GO TO WORK TODAY
Baldheaded Monk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 05:23
Baldheaded Monk
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 06:07
wardrox
oi! I didn't spell anyone's name wrong! Jim did!

ruddy sudo-lesbians, always going accusing me....
Murumasa123's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 06:27
Murumasa123
Why is everyone acting like iplayer is all original.Channel 4 had it AGES ago and still has a lot of backcatalogy for free like blacks books.
Though docter who RULES! But anyone who likes snooker to watch is a cunt wardrox...
And DELICIOUS new ice shapes mmmmmm thats nice! Mr Frosty was amazing. Cheery sour/apple sour Mr frosty mmmmm.
greeneggsnam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 06:30
greeneggsnam
I'm English! I listen to the show!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 06:35
wardrox
Murumasa123, as awesome as the channel 4 player is, the iPlayer is web-based, and as such can be used on the Wii via the browser.
Veck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 06:41
Veck
Wha? I was watching i-player on the Wii three days ago.

Also, Phoenix Blood should be a regular.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 08:25
greeneggsnsam
I just realised that I spelled my username wrong, so I had to create another account to change it. It's rather shameful. :(
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 09:02
GuitarAtomik
Hottest.....Podcastle....Ever.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 10:32
Holyetheline
womangasm?! That's a nice word... I might use it some time.
Some Jerk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 10:40
Some Jerk
The team of atheistium and pheonix-blood make a nice counter to the usual duo of Jim's angry round man and the skinny whiney Wardrox.

Seriously those two are like an anti-social number 10.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 10:47
Kryptinite
I agree with GuitarAtomik.

I'm going to listen to it twice...then smoke a cigarette afterwards.

also, we need to get Lauren to Pax.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 15:52
michiyoyoshiku
This made my penis very happy and inspired my last blog post.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 17:06
Dan CiTi
Hey Lauren and Hollie...

Simmy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 19:23
Simmy
Another fucking awesome Podcastle.
I didn't get on with Channel4OD, so I might give the iPlayer a whirl as it would save me the hassle of (not) downloading stuff.
Talking of older games such as Crash, I can play theme tunes (including stuff from Sonic TH 1 on Mega Drive and I've just learned the Crash Bandicoot theme).
And as for a Summer UK NARP, I'd love to host one but I don't think that my nan would be to pleased to find that when she returned from a holiday that some person i.e Sterling had smashed the toilet with a sledgehammer
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2008 10:19
Necros
Once again: skinny unconscious Jim is weird.
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