Somehow we managed it, but we've constructed an entire show about how good it is to be a European gamer. Actually, that's a total lie. Wardrox came up with fifteen reasons and we absolutely destroyed them because we are so awesome and really strong and the fastest race car drivers.
Sterling, Wardrox, Atheistium and Professor Pew join up for another slice of stupidity and swearing. Tune in for the following highlights:
Atheistium's American adventures!
Wardrox's take on Play.com Live in all its rubbish glory!
Professor Pew's accent!
AI in videogames and why it's all a lie!
Jim's twisted childhood!
Masturbatory pressure points!
Hatred against everyone in Europe!
Some of the most twisted logic ever devised to try and not admit that being a Euro gamer is awful!
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