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The Podcastle 18 records tomorrow: It won't be called PAXcastle photo

Yeah, so Wardrox went to PAX while Atheistium and I did nothing but cry and masturbate. We skipped a week while The 'Drox was off gallivanting in America, but we're pleased to announce that The Podcastle is once again lowering its drawbridge and inviting ye of peasant stock to sup ale in our banquet hall once more. 

Our boy from the North will want to talk about all the fun he had at PAX, but there is also some general Euro news to cover, such as the fact that Ian "O hai I killed two schoolgirls" Huntley is allegedly provided with a Wii while wardens are asked to babysit him. We also have Germany's game bannin' shenanigans and the lack of an Xbox 360 price cut to complain about. 

All this and probably not much more is yours to enjoy and we will be recording at 6pm BST, so please provide us with your questions and comments, which we might read on the show, ensuring E-fame and E-riches beyond your wildest E-dreams.


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wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:17
wardrox
Hey wardrox, wasn't PAX awesome! Also, how did you fool them all into thinking you're not a dick?
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:21
Professor Pew
Wouldn't giving the guy a Wii only make him more likely to lash out violently in the future?
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:30
Daxelman
Question:

How does crying and masturbation work? Did it hurt, or was Pax better than "Fake-Sorta-Havein' It With Yourself" sex?

Cause if it is, damn.

I need to get me some Pax 09 money.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:32
Puppy Licks
Greetings from the prison colonies chaps and chappette! What's the longest amount of time any of you have spent in a single gaming session?

Also if you could go to a country and Un-Ban a game, where would you go and what game would you Un-Ban?
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:37
Brian Keljore
Wardrox: I am sure PAX was great, but how much did the rest of America suck balls? How awful was American beer? Feel free to rant on that a little.

I've little else to say, other than ask why Germany sucks at video game policies.
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:37
grafkhun
hey Jim can us peasants bring our goats in the castle too? my goat likes ale as well... and what do you guys think about the possibility of a FF13 demo on 360?
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:37
GrayFox
I have a question: Why do you guys talk so funny?
Murumasa123's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:37
Murumasa123
Is the Spore DRM bollacks or justified, well intentioned bollacks.

Oh and any of you pick up your free money (Petrol) from that Mercs 2 stunt thing,if not what WILL it take you to get somethign extra from a game.

Btw Castle Crashers ending is shit. Not the shit. Just shit.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:40
tazarthayoot
hey wardrox, tell us about how you got your dick wet at pax.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:40
njsykora
EA dropped the price of Rock Band by £20 this week. Do any of you give anything that might even resemble a shit?

Also, how much have you drunk since recording started?
classybot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:42
classybot
So Chris Furniss (or someone from The Weekly Geek) told me that Jim Sterling couldn't go to PAX, because the ticket Destructoid booked for him was under the name Jim Sterling (which is apparently not his name). Confirm or Deny Jimmy!
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:49
falinter
WTF is BST in American time?

Also, don't think of it like you missed PAX Jim, think of it like PAX missed YOU.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 19:55
Neonie
Didn't it used to be the European Flavored podcast? I was drinking a European flavored slurpee the other day, MMMM taste like con-tri-va-see.

I <3 you guys :)
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 20:07
ace of knaves
So just where is Dead Space banned? Dtoid reported it was Germany, Japan, and China, which was weird. Then Gamepolitics called us on our bullshit, pointing out how Japan at least makes no sense, so what's the deal?
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 20:21
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Here's the Limerick for this episode: Hope you Enjoy :)

It's a convention that bring much cheer
With fun games, and friends and beer
But Jim was left to brood
And take photos in the nude
He can't make it to PAX this year :(

Question: If Europeans ever held there own PAX where should it be held? (Answer: Insominia's boat "The Flying Druglord")
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 20:56
hpv
You Brits had better hope there aren't insane Wii shortages again this holiday season or you just might have a murder epidemic on your hands.
CountingConflict's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 21:07
CountingConflict
My Podcastle limerick

"Jim likes Penis
Jim likes Penis
Wardrox kinda likes Penis
Lauren REALLY loves the Penis"

The End

I spent a long time in IRC perfecting it. I hope you like.
Elitechief27's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 21:15
Elitechief27
O hi thur guys. Here's this week's limerick commin at ya.

Athistium was looking for a shag
When she ran into the sudden life loving fag
Since he's a trecharous, smelly vagabond
cause he went to the indie game con
Jim will hunt him like a stag
Questions.
Jim. You gave Castle Crashers a 9, while you gave GTA IV an 8. Do I smell controversy cooking in the kitchen, or is that just some of your crusty rolls?
Wardrox: You know what, I'm so jealous you don't even deserve a question, let alone be on a podcast with THE JIM STERLING :P. Also, How was rooming with Azn Joe?
Athistium: After the patch, can we finally finish our game of Castle Crashers?
Everyone: Call of Duty World at War. Amazing, or quite shit actually?
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 21:24
CharleyTony
Sir Jim
I truly hope your podcast features the crazy rumor concerning the whole re-launch of the xbox 360 thing.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 21:33
ScottyG
When is Black Yoshi going to be the community guest? :)
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2008 21:49
ScottyG
@tazarthayoot:

Maybe he forgot the all important second shake after a trip to the bathroom? :p
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 00:20
vrplumber
Hello, Wardrox, do you remember
When at PAX I rode your swollen member
Screw Penny Arcade
I went to get laid
And this ain't washin' off till December

also (see above)
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 00:20
sleepingagain
will jim be attending pax next year?
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 00:54
The Incredible Edible Egg
Query: What happened to that bacon beer review?
Tactics's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 01:10
Tactics
During the masturbate-athon who came the most? That Podcastle shirt looks awesome, where can I get one? German scat porn looks just as violent as video games, don't you think? One last question for Jim: Did you ever interview Reggie Fils-Aime before you called him all those loving names? What would you do if you came face to face with him and he brought up the subject of why you call him a hamburgular and other friendly names? Keep up the good work guys, this is still the best podcast on D-toid.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 01:19
greeneggsnsam
Jim, are you really a fraud?
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 01:29
Fusiontr
When are we expected to see Podcastle themed merchandise such as above and a spin off game named Podcastle Crashers which has no similarities with a certain other game whose artist was on Podtoid?

If you were Mike and Jerry (and then their little pet. Fight between yourselves as to who is who) how would you want PAX '09 to be? You can do whatever you want because you have monies and fucking lots of it!
Tactics's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 01:43
Tactics
I forgot to ask Lauren this question which I'm dying to know forever: Is it red downstairs like it is upstairs? If yes then Grrrrrrrr munch munch munch. Just to let Wardrox not feel left out, Wardrox, is it mohawk green downstairs like it is upstairs? If yes then you you need to seek help dood.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 01:48
hpv
Fusiontr: Who would the fourth character in Podcastle Crashers be? And would Reggie "Hamburglar" Fils-Aime be the final boss?
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 02:42
nebones
How did you get your internets names?
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 03:20
Reginald
Jim: can you do more of those Roobarb and Custard "jimpressions" ? they are a true delight.
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 03:45
nintendoll
..Shouldn't the suicidal dude get therapy instead of a Wii? He seems kind of a like a spoiled kid who kicks and screams and cries until his parents give him GTAIV.

Also, I agree with Azn Joe aka IEE: Bacon beer review plz.

Mr Jamie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 08:28
Mr Jamie
Question: What did you guys think about the piece of news from a while back where they discovered that in British prisons, inmates were allowed to play video games provided by taxpayers' money? The media didn't focus on the fact that taxpayers were paying for privileges for inmates that were supposed to be taken away from them as a major point of incarceration, but focused on the fact (scare-tactic) that violent criminals were playing violent games (like GTA, duh) which could make them re-committ violent offences once they were released.
Vimto's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 11:21
Vimto
So I'm not complaining about the reciprocation of free money, supplied by Podtoid, scrap that I am.

Now Jim your a reasonable man (I hear) therefore could you organize it so that British winners receives 25 pounds rather than 12 and a half. (If this is already the case then I apologize and quickly retract my question/statement.)

P.S I love the show its nice when fed into my ear, and Wardrox your just like jazz, keep up the good work.

P.S.S I don't much care for the euro.
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