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The Podcastle 15 records tomorrow: Controversy comes as standard photo

Yes folks, the time has come for what promises to be the most controversial episode yet, but what will actually turn out to be a mild disappointment. Also, Wardrox doesn't want me to swear as much anymore, but f**k that c**t. Yes, I realize that my edgy attempt at looking rebellious falls flat on its face when I have to censor the words f**k and c**t, but unfortunately that's the kind of s**t I have to f**king put up with like a b***h.

I can say "dwarf's foreskin," though. Nobody's taking that away from me.

Anyway, what was I talking about? Ah yes, Podcastle 15 is going to be recorded tomorrow for a Wednesday posting, and myself, Wardrox and Atheistium need help in crafting our episode all about controversy. This ep was inspired by listener Sun Tzu ostensibly saying Grand Theft Auto IV was the worst game ever made. Hate him for it.

What games do people love that you hate? What opinions or questions would you like to share to go against the grain? The gaming community loves to get their knobs in a froth over some ridiculous "controversy" or other -- this is the podcast that hopes to give you drooling dingoes the meat you crave.








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free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:27
free touch
I hate to complain, because I can give shit's less sometimes, but isn't that pic a little risky for the front page? I mean, come on Jim.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:31
NightDehumidifier
He is right, GTA IV is the worst game ever. People who preordered it should've recieved a pillow and a blanket because it gets people to sleep better and faster than liquor would.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:35
Batthink
I despise the idea of flight-sims (the ones with planes with no guns and manuals you can beat people to death with). Especially on platforms such as the C64, with graphics that make the idea of developing the game feel pointless.

How about you?
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:39
Mushman
@free touch
This is Sir Jim Sterling we are talking about, he is above all mortal laws and rules, not even the mighty Dtiod overlord has any control over him.

But, seriously, it is a good pic, and does go in line with what the podcastle episode is about, it HAS something to do with the content.

Also Jim, the game that I love, yet everyone else hates is, ummmm, well it's Spiderman 3, I know it's kinda shit, but I
fell in love with it as the web swinging is amazing, the fighting, once you get used to it, is brilliant as well, yet all I hear from the net is everyone saying it is a pile of shit, so thats the game I love, but EVERYONE else hates
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:40
Kryptinite
I can't stop staring at that picture. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT???
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:42
Bizznet
Grand Theft Auto IV is alright, It just can't keep my attention for any longer than a half-hour at a time.

I just want to say that ranking on XBox Live is the only thing that makes me feel alive and that Halo 3 is the greatest game ever made ever, ever.
peeetah's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:43
peeetah
Shadow of the colossus is nothing but pretentious bullshit, discuss.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:44
Butmac
Whoa NSFW Herr Sterling!
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:47
Jamie McGinn
I really didn't think Bioshock was that great, perhaps I owe it another play through, but it didn't leave much of an impact on me. I guessed half of the "twist" long before it was revealed, although the whole "would you kindly" bit was smart.

The setting was great, but I thought the actual gameplay was pretty standard, not bad by any means, but not great either.

Each to their own I guess, wait, this is supposed to be controversial right? Erm...

BIOSUCK IS BAWS!
classybot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:47
classybot
Super Smash Brothers Brawl is an expansion pack to Super Smash Brothers Melee. Europe is quite fortunate for getting it late.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:52
Jim Sterling
"Whoa NSFW Herr Sterling!"

There's no cock, muff or bumhole. The image was good enough for a public MTV poster, it's good enough for me.
Some Jerk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:56
Some Jerk
There's seemingly no black people on Steam, what's up with that?
's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:56
Clint
Is abortion morally permissible?
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 10:59
eternalplayer2345
I do not get the appeal of tomb raider. I played a few including the first back in the day and I just don't see it. I understand the franchise is on the way out but we're you all just captivated by playing a buxom chick that you forgot to look for an actual game. The shooting, platforming, camera and swimming we're god awful.
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:02
killias2
"Super Smash Brothers Brawl is an expansion pack to Super Smash Brothers Melee. Europe is quite fortunate for getting it late."

If this is true, then it offers far more than any other expansion pack I've ever seen. A whole 20 hour heavily-cg single player mode, new characters, other new mini-modes, an entire online component, several new control schemes, etc. Melee is more like an expansion pack to the original than this was to Melee.
Tash's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:05
Tash
I know it's trite, but I hate Halo. With so many shooters available out there, why would anyone pick something so generic and derivative?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:09
Dead Movie Star
Why is consensual rape illegal? Sure she was five years old, but she wanted it and all of a sudden was in jail for five years! A women should decide what she wants to do with her body, not the government!

Besides, she wanted to bleed!
Risky's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:10
Risky
I saw that picture and almost choked on my Cocoa Puffs
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:13
njsykora
@Killias2
I think you're missing the point of the post.

Puzzle Quest. The biggest joke at gaming's expense since that game Takeshi Kitano made. I mean seriously, you give Bejewelled a story and the worst AI this side of Mario Kart and suddenly every gamer from here to my asshole is all over it like its lactating.
classybot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:13
classybot
@killias2
It was a very exaggerated sarcastic comment, I didn't mean it literally.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:15
PhazonYoshi
How's this for controversial?
Podcastle is so crap, I don't need a question.

Yeah, take that.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:15
PhazonYoshi
Also, I'm a dirty double poster.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:18
Holiday
Yeah, the old "Gun vs Vagina" controversial picture thingy has all been done before. How about a nutsack and a hedge trimmer?

OR how about just not going there?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:21
wardrox
PhazonYoshi is so crap, I don't need to read out his question :P
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:22
ScottyG
While I appreciate you posing for the post picture Jim (especially the complete lack of tan lines *rowr*), I must say that I'm rather worried you'd let that person point a gun at your genitals. :S

So... controversy... How come British people have to say so many words wrong? How come MS Points have wildly differing monetary values, with Canada in particular completely getting the shaft (2800 points here costs the same amount as 4000 points in the US)? How are you guys enjoying Rock Band, the greatest game ever made?

^_^
ryanrab1's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:27
ryanrab1
I hate Final Fantasy 7... discuss!
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:28
PhazonYoshi
Yeah, well wardrox is so crap, I mentally block out his voice.
It makes the whole thing funnier.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:32
Maurice Tan
- When will Nintendo stop to suck, if ever?

- Why is Cabela's Trophy Bucks so much superior than the old Metroid games (which suck btw)

- Why do they even release games for the winter if Starcraft 2 comes out? No, your counter argument is invalide in advance, whaaa!

- Why do all so-called "great exclusives" for all consoles in the 'E3 lineup' all look "ok" at best?
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:33
Yuphrum
Correct me if I'm wrong but isnt the whole point of having a podcast being able to say what you like and how you like it?
It is "your" podcast isnt it Jim?
's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:43
Clint
Also, you're guys tap in the Podcast widget on the frontpage works! Congrats :)
Some Jerk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:44
Some Jerk
Is it just me or is everything Blizzard does some sort of mild plagarism? They stole Starcraft from Warhammer 40k. Diablo is so generic it might as well have been called "dungeon crawler: a game". Also, World of Warcraft is boring and shitty and dumb as a butt.
Some Jerk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:45
Some Jerk
Oh, I forgot to mention that I think they might have had something to do with "Limbo of the Lost".
Goth rocker's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:45
Goth rocker
You have to censor words like fuck and cunt? thats crap
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:48
greeneggsnsam
Why is it that in every Final Fantasy game, the same characters, the same enemies, the same (boring) battle system, and the same gameplay (tap X), and it all ends up being even more shite than ever?
kratosmaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:49
kratosmaster
Only 2 franchises that I despise but people can't seem to get enough of:
Katamari Damacy
Halo
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:49
greeneggsnsam
Shit, we need an edit button- :( Ignore the above post.

Again, but actually right this time:

Why is it that in every Final Fantasy game, the same characters, the same enemies, the same (boring) battle system, and the same gameplay (tap X) return, plus some other 'new' thing, and it all ends up being even more shite than ever?
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 11:53
foxhound009
I'm bored..... no I don't want you to comment on that..

let's talk about AiTD... many people say it sucks...
but I disagree!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 12:05
Sharpless
If all the characters in the MGS series were replaced with midgets, how controversial/awesome do you think it would be?
Some Jerk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 12:18
Some Jerk
If all the characters in the MGS serise were replaced with the guy from Limbo of the Lost, how controversial/aswesome do you think it would be?
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 12:19
killias2
I really think GTA is overrated. I understand how open-ended it is.. but I just don't care.

Also, I remember, as a kid, thinking how awesome it would be if RPG elements were utilized for like every genre. Now they are utilized for every genre.. and I miss simplistic games :-(
BC Stereotype's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 12:20
BC Stereotype
Well, a two-parter:
- Is there anyone out there who thinks that though the story of MGS4 may be of a generally decent quality, the actual execution of the dialogue and character construction is bloody awful at times?
- Second, not actually my question, but one an ex-girlfiend posed when she saw me playing GTA3 back in the day - Shouldn't you be able to commit rape in GTA since you can pretty much murder people in any way you see fit too?
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 12:53
foxhound009
I'm bored..... no I don't want you to comment on that..

let's talk about AiTD... many people say it sucks...
but I disagree!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 12:54
BulletTrain
Confession time:

Everyone on the podcastle must now state their opinion that they feel is the most controversial.

-Also: Why do developers try to capitalize on controversial issues? Most games I've seen that focus on controversial content are horrible, and sell like crap. Why not focus all that energy into making a decent game?
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:10
SunTzu
First Question:

When 2k announced the PS3 version of BioShock would feature new content, do you think they meant the game would now be enjoyable to people that aren't slack-jawed, pretentious art-fags?

Second Question:

Do you think Rockstar will ever cast a black man as a main character again, or is the idea of a brother with a source of income too "Next-Gen" for them?

Third Question:

Remember when MGS4 got a score below a Nine? Oh, that's right, THAT NEVER HAPPENED DID IT?

On that note, do you feel games should be judged based on both their positive and negative qualities, or should we just continue to issue a score based on how much hype a game receives? If it's popular, it must be good! Just look at that repetitive shoot-em-up, Half-Life, or those terrible "Shin Megami Tensei" RPG's that Atlus shits out every once in a while that all those depressing "Narutards" go crazy over because, "OMFG JAPAN KAWAI DESU NE ^___^"

Final Question:

Recently, Laurent Fischer said the only people that want a hard drive for their Wii, something that should have been included in the first place, are "Geeks and Otaku's."

Does the fact that he is insulting gamers, the very market that made Nintendo what it is today, make him A) Retarded, B) An asshole, or C) Both.

Also, does his claim that we "Misunderstood him" make him even more of a condescending douche? Or, does all this make him the greatest troll since Jack Thompson?

In closing, I'd like to add that there is no God, and Girl Gamers don't have time to game, based on how unkempt my bedroom is, and how hungry I am presently.
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:15
SunTzu
Note: Yes, run-on sentences are in fact, The Shiznet
ironmanrules1333's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:22
ironmanrules1333
you know what I hate? I hate video games that's right I hate video games! they are a waste of time and I can't believe that there are so many fans. They're movies with a button press in them. The only games worth playing are halo and any game based off a movie/tv show. A least they have a decent story line.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:40
greeneggsnsam
Why are SunTzu's questions so plain and middle-of-the-road?
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:41
PhazonYoshi
Controversial, eh?

What do you guys think of the differences between games made by American and English developers, and what about Japan?
Who makes the best games for your tastes? (Except wardrox)
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:42
ace of knaves
Why the fuck is Portal so Goddamned popular? It's a puzzle game with no challenge that takes maybe two hours to beat, but add a "clever" script and suddenly it's the best thing since the Holy Fucking Grail.

If that wasn't enough, every single aspect of that game becomes a completely retarded meme, forever solidifying it into the gaming culture. Brilliant. And Joystiq names it game of the fucking year. Did they even play Halo 3?! When I saw that I had to drown five puppies just to cheer myself up.

Eat shit Valve.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/23/2008 13:42
Spartacus
Limbo of the Lost has a better ending than Portal. In fact, the whole game is much better and more original than Portal. Discuss.
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