The Perfect Phone
for Alcoholic Gamers

Now this is one neat-o gadget for gamers who like taking their addiction to places such as GameWorks and Dave & Busters. You know, those "arcades" for adults.  Presenting the LP4100 by LG. Yep, its a cell phone. We all have one, we all need one. All the expected features of a cool, modern gadget are there; an awesome LED screen, a 1.3 megapixel camera, mp3 player and more. BUT, what truly sets this one apart is the built-in breathalyzer! Thats right kids, you can take a SOBRIETY TEST with this bad boy after a 5 de Mayo gaming fest! Also, I think its intended to look like a sports car, which it kinda does. Too bad its only available in Korea. Even if we had it here, it has a $400 price tag. Yikes! Complain to LG.