4:25 PM on 10.24.2006 |
Niero
We interrupt Destructoid's regularly scheduled programming to pop a flaccid phallus in your face, which is exactly happened to hardcore gamer JP Whiteman who sent in these photos. There he was, enjoying the
Rainbow Six 3 demo, then all of a sudden he happened upon a rude awakening of the well-hung kind:
Yep, it's a boy! Now, to say there's a giant metal cockmonster in the game is mildly unfair, as the objects are quite innocent enough on their own (and they did warn us -- it does say
Rainbow on the box). However, this does beckon the obvious question -- could this be purely accidental, or did a late night Ubisoft level designer have something else on their mind? The company could not be reached for comments, as they are probably too busy right now spot checking cubicles for Barbara Streisand albums.
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