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The Onion presents: World of World of Warcraft
by Colette Bennett on 06.11.2008 20 comments

 

 

I don't have to make fun of the possibilities of becoming addicted to World of Warcraft to the point of forgetting your real life and building a toilet to substitute as a desk chair so you won't have to interrupt raids for bathroom breaks, as enough people have demonstrated such behavior in reality. Rather, I direct you to laugh about it instead, with The Onion's take of the future of WoW: World of World of Warcraft.

You might be laughing, but would people buy it? I can't help but think some people might. Oh, don't forget to watch the news ticker -- it's the most hilarious part of the video.

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Latest comment by argones |view all 20 comments
Thanks so much for this! This is exactly what I was looking for ...





Justice's Avatar
Justice at 06/11/2008 16:28

First this, what next, Third Life!
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 06/11/2008 16:37

Best thing in my day so far... and the day is ending, so thanks colette.
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 06/11/2008 16:42

Justice, no, what's next is Second Second Life.
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 06/11/2008 16:52

Damn thats funny. Warcrackheads are pathetic.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 06/11/2008 16:55

@Velt - Glad to be of service ^__^
TheToiletDuck's Avatar
TheToiletDuck at 06/11/2008 16:56

The quality of Onion news gets better and better.
Surf314's Avatar
Surf314 at 06/11/2008 16:57

Id play that game, and I've never even played WOW. That just seems more interesting.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 06/11/2008 16:58

@NihonTiger90

HEAD ASPLODE!
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar
The Amazing Shenazin at 06/11/2008 17:23

the dot hack games weren't too far removed from that
Cubilone's Avatar
Cubilone at 06/11/2008 17:31

That was really funny!
DaedHead8's Avatar
DaedHead8 at 06/11/2008 18:20

The keystrokes sound like keystrokes!
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 06/11/2008 18:44

Montana man donates 1000 pounds of crystal meth to the Obama Campaign
Alexradl's Avatar
Alexradl at 06/11/2008 18:50

I saw this a couple days ago, it's hilarious. I missed the news ticker though, I'll have to watch it again.
CrocBox's Avatar
CrocBox at 06/11/2008 19:29

"Game characters can be customized with glasses, scrabbly goatees, pale skin"
"Game characters can be directed to drink soda, eat hot pockets"

Lol that's so awesomely bad x3 sad thing is I can see them doing something like this and being completely serious about it =/
joepekula's Avatar
joepekula at 06/11/2008 21:24

haha i really just laughed out loud at the picture
Tactix's Avatar
Tactix at 06/11/2008 22:11

awesome! too funny
kintaeb's Avatar
kintaeb at 06/11/2008 22:37

I loved the story from the beginning, but then Dominic from Derrick Comedy came on and it was classic. But really, that isn't what made it so good. :P
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Psyfer at 06/12/2008 09:34

New study finds flightless birds just lazy

made me lol
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DemonEyes23 at 06/12/2008 20:12

"hundreds of hours every week"...just how long does this guy think a week is

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