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I don't have to make fun of the possibilities of becoming addicted to World of Warcraft to the point of forgetting your real life and building a toilet to substitute as a desk chair so you won't have to interrupt raids for bathroom breaks, as enough people have demonstrated such behavior in reality. Rather, I direct you to laugh about it instead, with The Onion's take of the future of WoW: World of World of Warcraft.

You might be laughing, but would people buy it? I can't help but think some people might. Oh, don't forget to watch the news ticker -- it's the most hilarious part of the video.


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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:28
Justice
First this, what next, Third Life!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:37
Velt
Best thing in my day so far... and the day is ending, so thanks colette.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:42
NihonTiger90
Justice, no, what's next is Second Second Life.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:52
Syn
Damn thats funny. Warcrackheads are pathetic.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:55
Colette Bennett
@Velt - Glad to be of service ^__^
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:56
TheToiletDuck
The quality of Onion news gets better and better.
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:57
Surf314
Id play that game, and I've never even played WOW. That just seems more interesting.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 16:58
Justice
@NihonTiger90

HEAD ASPLODE!
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 17:23
The Amazing Shenazin
the dot hack games weren't too far removed from that
Cubilone's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 17:31
Cubilone
That was really funny!
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 18:20
DaedHead8
The keystrokes sound like keystrokes!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 18:44
king3vbo
Montana man donates 1000 pounds of crystal meth to the Obama Campaign
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 18:50
Alexradl
I saw this a couple days ago, it's hilarious. I missed the news ticker though, I'll have to watch it again.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 19:29
CrocBox
"Game characters can be customized with glasses, scrabbly goatees, pale skin"
"Game characters can be directed to drink soda, eat hot pockets"

Lol that's so awesomely bad x3 sad thing is I can see them doing something like this and being completely serious about it =/
joepekula's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 21:24
joepekula
haha i really just laughed out loud at the picture
Tactix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:11
Tactix
awesome! too funny
kintaeb's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/11/2008 22:37
kintaeb
I loved the story from the beginning, but then Dominic from Derrick Comedy came on and it was classic. But really, that isn't what made it so good. :P
Psyfer's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 09:34
Psyfer
New study finds flightless birds just lazy

made me lol
DemonEyes23's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 20:12
DemonEyes23
"hundreds of hours every week"...just how long does this guy think a week is
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