I don't have to make fun of the possibilities of becoming addicted to World of Warcraft to the point of forgetting your real life and building a toilet to substitute as a desk chair so you won't have to interrupt raids for bathroom breaks, as enough people have demonstrated such behavior in reality. Rather, I direct you to laugh about it instead, with The Onion's take of the future of WoW: World of World of Warcraft.

You might be laughing, but would people buy it? I can't help but think some people might. Oh, don't forget to watch the news ticker -- it's the most hilarious part of the video.