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The nominees for ScrewAttack's first annual Shitty Ass Game of the Year Awards photo

Our friends at ScrewAttack are holding their first annual Shitty Ass Game of the Year Awards, or SAGYs for short. All the games on the SAGY list were nominated by gamers and anyone can vote on which game they think was the worst of 2007. Voting is open until this Wednesday and ScrewAttack will be announcing the "winners" next week.

Hit the jump or head on over to ScrewAttack to see the nominees.

Xbox 360
Hour of Victory (Midway Games)
Vampire Rain (Microsoft Game Studios, AQ Interactive)
Kengo: Legend of the 9 (Majesco Entertainment)

Nintendo Wii
Escape from Bug Island! (Eidos)
Balls of Fury (Zoo Digital)
Spy Games: Elevator Mission (UFO Interactive)

PS3
Lair (Sony Computer Entertainment America)**
(write-in votes are allowed)
**Other PS3 games were nominated but are multiplatform**

Multiplatform
Ninjabread Man (Conspiracy Entertainment)
Pimp my Ride (Activision)
Anubis 2 (UFO Interactive)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (Take-Two Interactive)
Be sure to watch the videos ScrewAttack has made for each categoryt. Especially for the Xbox 360 category as there's a hilarious version of "Chocolate Rain" making fun of Vampire Rain. After you've voted, be sure to comment here letting us know which one you picked.  







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bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:17
bleep
CTZ I really think that its funny that whoever is selected is called a "Winner" hehe
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:26
Detry
11 out of 10
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:27
bleep
should just say, "Whoever the voters think SUCKS THE HARDEST"
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:28
Detry
Let's keep your mom out of this.

:D
Drift64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:28
Drift64
You know half of the wii library should be nominated especially crusin, m&m cart racer, desktop racer, and that awful offroad game...
Resonance's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:33
Resonance
Crysis had a crappy storyline, shit voiceacting, terrible gameplay, useless cinematics and a boring climax. The first level of call of duty 4 is 100 times better than the last level of crysis. I demand crysis win this award.
luvmysegadc's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:41
luvmysegadc
Too bad we can do a overall write in vote for Kane & Lynch just so we can continue to stick to Eidos and Gamespot!!!
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:42
Macca
That Vampire Rain song is so cheesy, I just don't know if it's funny.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:47
Cheeburga
cruis'n
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 02:55
AngelsDontBurn
Lol @ Anubis II and Ninjabreadman. Wow, wtf.

The fact that it's practically the same game is LMAO!
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 03:38
Knivy
[insert generic comment about PS3's lack of games here]


Anyway, Ninjabread Man is the type of game my aunt would buy for my cousins, I wonder if they have it.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 03:53
Rainbowblack
wheres kane and lynch? lol
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 04:07
Alasdair Duncan
Haven't played any of them, so I must be doing something right. IF XBLA titles can be voted for, them my vote goes to Space Giraffe; complete waste of time.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 04:11
Alasdair Duncan
Actually, I did play the demo for Hour Of Victory. In a word: horrible.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 05:01
Fading Star
Wow, these games seem to really suck. I feel like a kid in a crappy candy store!
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 05:11
Scrixx
Lair got this in the bag.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 05:15
Aaron Mxy Yost
Halo 3.
witthaus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 05:22
witthaus
Meet The Robinsons
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 06:09
kawitchate
pleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE Pimp My Ride!!!
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 06:25
Jetsetlemming
Next Life for PC.










:( No non-console category. Shit. Fuck you, Screw Attack.
Skallah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 07:45
Skallah
Surprised Two Worlds wasn't in the 360 category
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 08:17
Orionsaint
Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire is the worst game of the year. While the other games are bad in their own right. They're just games on consoles that weren't really trying to prove as much as PS3 was in 2007.

When you release a turd like Mobile Suit Gundam on a system that's being touted as the most powerful console system ever. That has the so-called amazing cell processor. Mobile Suit Gundam's PS1 graphics come off as the biggest insult ever towards gamers.
The7thLevel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 08:30
The7thLevel
I'd like to know how many people who throw Lair in there have actually played as opposed to having just read the reviews. I played the game through to completion had none of the control problems the reviews trashed it over. Of course, I bought it several months after the firmware 1.92 update that fixed several issues with Sixaxis control, so that probably played a part in it. Still, the game is tremendously fun, and is one of the reasons why I stopped paying attention to reviews on established sites. Well that and cashwhore.com ;P
odintal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 08:46
odintal
the lack of Looney Tunes: Acme Arsenal is a shame. Multiplatform or not that game comes with a free case of Aids in every box.
for the aeon of the hallowed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:10
for the aeon of the hallowed
@Mxyzptlk

you shut your fucking mouth.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:13
Jordan Devore
I remember downloading the demo for Hour of Victory just to see how bad it was. I think I lasted like 30 seconds before I had to stop. Such a shitty ass game!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:24
Excel-2011
"Hilarious" and "chocolate rain" do not go together in the same sentence without being deserving of a golf club to the balls.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:28
Holiday
Earth Defense Force 2017.

Nuff said.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:28
A New Challenger
Hahah, I hadn't seen a review for Ninja Bread Man, but I had seen one for Anubis II. What the fuck, are they trying to revive the whole Wonder Boy thing, except with shitty games?

Yeah, the Wii seriously could have loads more nominees. Jenga and Cruis'n come to mind. Also, a good quarter of the Virtual Console. I say this as someone who owns a Wii and loves it.
Sphinx 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:28
Sphinx 13
I haven't played Halo 3 since like Oct 1st

I hear Kayne & Lynch got a 11 out of 10 tho
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:34
MechaMonkey
"This game X to the Blows" made me lol.

Ninjabread Man and Anubis 2 made me lol even harder.
DJKoolaid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 09:39
DJKoolaid
shitty ass game of the year.....hehehehe
DrkAdonis's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 10:10
DrkAdonis
@aeons

lolz at you just telling him to STFU without any denial that Halo 3 sucks pretty badly.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 10:22
KamikazeTutor
While those games are really shitty, I don't agree that small developers should be nominated for these awards.

They do what they can, and they can't do much.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 10:34
king3vbo
The sagy awards... lol.

I second Mxy. Halo 3 = WORST GAME EVAR
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 10:36
loki d20
I think The Golden Compass would have easily made the list if it was released in November.

And, yeah, Lair is by far the lowest rated PS3 exclusive of 2007 and will more than likely take the SAGY in its category. Anyone trying to say that there were crappier exclusives on the PS3 really needs to pull their anti-PS3 heads out of their arses.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 12:17
Sharpless
@Mxy
You break my heart. (It is overrated, I'll give you that.)

Can we just give all the awards to Lair? Please?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 12:36
Maurice Tan
They forgot The Golden Compass..
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 12:54
grrza
lol at fanboys itt who can't take a joke.

Also, Balls of Fury.
uglymofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 13:02
uglymofo
Earth Defense Force is fucking epic. Throw on some Journey while you're playing (i'm serious), and it's a blast.

Worst game i played was Space Giraffe. Awful awful.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 13:02
grrza
Nice music on the PS3 clip - Katamari _and_ FZero ftw!

lol @ Ninjabread Man and Anubis 2. Seriously, wtf? Did the developers think no one would notice because they suck so hard?
elsiluro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 13:40
elsiluro
i am so ashamed for the developers of ninjabreadman/anubis ii. i know that as programmers we are taught the tenet of code reuse, but seriously. just a different shade of lipstick on the same pig. that almost makes me angry, because i would love to work in video games as a living, and here are these idiots living my dream and shitting out these pieces of crap into a cup, and then eating it and vomiting it out into someone else's mouth.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 15:38
Eschatos
Spy Games: Elevator Mission?

What the fuck kind of game is that?

If you spend the whole game in an elevator I swear I will burn the developers building down.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2007 20:32
Bob Muir
Ninjabread Man, for sure.
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2007 03:24
Agent Orange
I third Mxy, Halo 3.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2007 11:53
taumpytears
I fourth Mxy, Halo 3.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2007 22:23
CaffeinePowered
5th, Halo 3
9to5's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 04:54
9to5
I second uglymofo, Space Giraffe

But I also 6th, Halos <3
Lou Chou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/19/2007 10:17
Lou Chou
Whoever came up with the idea to greenlight Hour of Victory should be skull fucked and dumped in a ditch.
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