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The next Team Fortress 2 update will be a Heavy one

11:48 AM on 07.02.2008, Justin Villasenor 32 comments

The next Team Fortress 2 update will be a Heavy one photo
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Now that the Medic and Pyro have gotten their updates, there has been some speculation over which class Valve would be releasing new weapons and achievements for next. Although there were some rumors that it would be the Spy -- complete with fake update posters! -- Valve has announced that the next update will be for everyone’s favorite minigun wielder, the Heavy Weapons Guy.

Valve has also decided to start giving us some insight on why exactly they make the changes they do in an attempt to be more open with their development process. In the latest post on the official Team Fortress 2 blog, Robin Walker talks about the need to set clear goals on what needs to be accomplished before the idea pitching process begins.

“We do design collaboratively at Valve, and one of the side effects of it is that we really need to be able to evaluate design ideas as objectively as possible. Otherwise design meetings would devolve into subjective arguing. We've found that the best method of working objectively is to have clear goals up front. Once we've got clear goals, we can throw a bunch of ideas up on the board and measure how well each idea achieves those goals. Often the work of testing those ideas against the goals causes us to further refine or clarify the goals.”

She sets forth their latest goal: finding a way to make the Heavy more viable when there aren’t any medics hovering around, and lays out several constraints and parameters that need to be kept in mind when coming up with a solution. If you want to try coming up with your own awesome idea to solve the design goal (and rub it in Valve’s face), then head on over to the blog entry and give it a read.

[Via MATTFOO’s cblog]


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king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 07/02/2008 11:52
A Heavy update is needed
Blackhat's Avatar
Blackhat at 07/02/2008 11:53
I hope it's better than the Pyro update.

I must admit, I wish they'd release two class updates at a time, even if it takes twice as long to complete, as I'm tired of entire servers of the same class.

Which this will do. Again.

Sigh.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 07/02/2008 11:57
They should definitely get brass knuckles as their unlockable melee weapon. Either that or a hammer and a sickle.
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Rockvillian at 07/02/2008 11:58
@Blackhat

pssst.... here's a secret... wait a week after the update dies down, play another game for a bit or go to the beach or something, then go for the achievement!

win win!
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Surf314 at 07/02/2008 11:58
Blackhat, it wasnt as bad as the medic I don't think.

Yea it was worse numbers wise in the beginning, but it went back to normal much quicker.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 07/02/2008 11:59
Also, do we know if this is real or not?
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LambChops at 07/02/2008 12:04
That gun makes my pants happy.
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Jetsetlemming at 07/02/2008 12:16
@ Scary Womanizing Pig Mask

It's fake.
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DV2FOX at 07/02/2008 12:16
i am the uber mensch!!!
Chaosye's Avatar
Chaosye at 07/02/2008 12:18
I saw that artillery cannon.
I hope the Heavy can't rocket jump.
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moocow21 at 07/02/2008 12:32
Wow they keep updating my favorite classes! This'll be the 3rd class updated out of my top 4 (other one being the engy).
Hitogoroshi's Avatar
Hitogoroshi at 07/02/2008 12:35
That cosplay is actually pretty great.
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TheToiletDuck at 07/02/2008 13:36
I didn't expect the heavy to be upgraded next, but come to think of it, he needs it.
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Tuxy at 07/02/2008 13:43
Those costumes are friggen awesome!
mix's Avatar
mix at 07/02/2008 14:12
That heavy costume is amazing!
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Vongore at 07/02/2008 14:32
Less hype and more Bacburner balance in the game D:<
Vongore's Avatar
Vongore at 07/02/2008 14:32
Backburner*
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Cuban B at 07/02/2008 14:36
hhhhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg can't wait!
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Sharpless at 07/02/2008 14:40
Justin, here's a ProTip: Robin Walker is a man, not a woman.

I'm excited. I can't imagine what they have in store for the Heavy. I kind of wish that fake Spy update was real, though. I love those weapons, and also the "Gentlemen" achievement. :)
Wexx's Avatar
Wexx at 07/02/2008 15:28
YAY!
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2point4 at 07/02/2008 16:02
Robin Walker is a man.
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Soulwax at 07/02/2008 16:30
If all they did for this next update was add some new lines for the heavy then I'd still be happy.
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lowlevel at 07/02/2008 16:34
I home Sasha gets blades on the end of the barrel, so you can wave her around as a melee weapon with the barrel spinning and knock people away from you while causing some damage. Help balance out the Backburner and other in your face attacks that the heavy is so helpless against. Spin in circles with the barrel spinning (still walks slow) to knock people off all around you in a circle. Of course the Heavy may be upset about swatting people with his love interest, so maybe a lower powered one (Sasha's stepsister Nadia?) that gets no crits as the downside... And then he can talk about Sasha and Nadia as separate people - "Nadia makes the best borscht!"
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Mink Car at 07/02/2008 16:41
Oh, the irony.

This is listed under the Xbox 360 sub-blog, even though they haven't gotten a single update yet.

I'm looking forward to this one, the Heavy's my favorite. Point, click, so much blood. So simple and elegant.
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Volomon at 07/02/2008 17:09
I got an idea how about not screwing up what worked the first time around. What dumbass came to the conclusion and said, hey the Heavy, let make him dependent on a medic. Then who the hell stood up and said HELL YA!, that exactly what I want to do follow some dude around a plug him from behind with my ghost buster gun.

Screw the whole ideas on boards thing, how about an IQ test at the door before you get into the meeting.
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Dexter345 at 07/02/2008 17:59
Want on 360.
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MATTFOO at 07/02/2008 21:14
lol ghostbusters.
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Reeper at 07/02/2008 22:03
Too bad my blog was just minutes late. Either way, I'm hella excited.

Whoa, that faked spy update looks incredible for fan made. Whoever did it did a great job.
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Yashoki at 07/03/2008 00:55
yeah
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 07/03/2008 03:29
MAH BOY HEAVY!
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