That uncanny sense of dread that's been hanging over you can only mean one thing, it's Shark Week. I think the only other time I get this excited about salt-water based news, is when Red Lobster kicks off its Endless Shrimp promotion. Although, the end results of both are equally terrifying.
Famous psychosexual therapist, Dr. Ruth Westheimer actually was Tweeting about the correlations between men's sexual performance and Shark Week today. Which is scarier? Dr. Ruth talking about sex, or sharks? While things weren't quite as terrifying on the network as this information, we did have some dark giveaways and ever important Robocop tidbits. Fellas! Do sharks make you less likely to... love?