11:00 PM on 03.27.2012
All right, folks. New marching orders. Old jokes from movies only a partial part of the reading audience gets and even less think is funny are out, straight forward is in. Welcome (again) to The Network Round-Up. I actually kind of like the ring of this better, don't you? Now you know exactly what you're getting when you click on this sucker.
Of course I still think of it as my solemn duty to continue to bring you information on holidays no one has ever heard of (today is National "Joe" Day), and that duty shall return tomorrow. Until then, please enjoy these readings, Joe.
Chloe Mortez offered the role of Carrie in Carrie remake. She is creepy, that's for sure.
New Releases. Totally getting Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked!
Pitbull does the MIB 3 song. You're going to miss Will Smith. Seriously, high five to all my 90s kids who knew that whole dance.
An amazing LEGO model of Nausicaa's gunship. I wish Hadn't sold all my LEGOs.
FREEing releasing another bunny girl. I missed the previous ones, but I'm guessing the were just as well endowed.
Another week another dose of Superhero Time. This one involves a monster doing math.
Release of the Week. Stuff you can buy!
A Daily Dose of Music: Japanator's Favorite Anime Endings. Some awesome music here.
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