All right, folks. New marching orders. Old jokes from movies only a partial part of the reading audience gets and even less think is funny are out, straight forward is in. Welcome (again) to The Network Round-Up. I actually kind of like the ring of this better, don't you? Now you know exactly what you're getting when you click on this sucker.
Of course I still think of it as my solemn duty to continue to bring you information on holidays no one has ever heard of (today is National "Joe" Day), and that duty shall return tomorrow. Until then, please enjoy these readings, Joe.
Chloe Mortez offered the role of Carrie in Carrie remake. She is creepy, that's for sure.
A Daily Dose of Music: Japanator's Favorite Anime Endings. Some awesome music here.