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The most jawdropping SoulCalibur cosplay in the world: We have our winners photo

Well, the SoulCalibur IV cosplay contest ended a while ago, and I have to confess that I am absolutely stunned by some of the amazing stuff that you guys did for us. I never expected a lot, to be honest, but once again the Destructoid community has stunned me. Just ... wow. Wow.

In case you forgot, I charged readers with the task of demeaning themselves for an Xbox 360 and a copy of SoulCalibur IV. All they had to do was humiliate themselves with the ultimate gamer shame -- homemade cosplay. Humiliate themselves our brave readers did, and we love them for it. 

It was a tough choice picking a winner, and I want you to know that if I could offer a prize to every single entrant, I would do so. You were all brilliant. I must, however, award first prize to djDysentry, who provided several pictures ranging from quality cosplay, to crossdressing, to an incredible Voldo. Also, my fiancée' says that Dysentry looks hot as a tranny, and that she'd "give him a mingeing." She doesn't say that lightly. Second place (winning the game and a shirt) is Gynecologist Cobra for his amazing Yoda, while third place (winning a shirt) is cakebonvivant and his "Morning in the life of Nathaniel 'Rock' Adams" images. 

All entries are included in the gallery below. Winners, please send me a forum PM with your full name, shipping details and preferred shirt sizes. Cobra, please advise if you want a PS3 or 360 version of SC IV. Thank you so very much to all for entering, and proving that Dtoid's fans are the best fans around ... if not the creepiest.

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Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 21:55
Jesse Cortez
I'd so hit djDysentry in that sexy pose of his....

<.<

Anyway congrats man! You deserved it :D
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 21:58
Scrixx
Dysentry. Was a xbox 360 really worth your pride?

Course it was! Never doubted you.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 21:59
randombullseye
Its a man baby!

vishusdelishus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:05
vishusdelishus
The Dtoid community is truly horrifying.
Debeo Laurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:05
Debeo Laurus
My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!
SunTzu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:09
SunTzu
THIS is what you were doing instead of covering Koei Press Day?

You cunt.
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:09
Tet
Well that was certainly traumatizing.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:10
Teta
Congrats DJ.
Next time, next time.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:11
Clint
I have to admire the fantastic craftsmanship on cakebonvivant's Rhino/Rock hat. Superbly done Cake!
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:18
calpis
When you've been around the convention scene as long as I have, your eyes become so devastated with hate and seared with darkness. This actually isn't that bad...
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:24
Jordan Devore
I've been laughing at these pics for the last five minutes.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:27
tazarthayoot
WHY DO ASIANS HAVE NO DIGNITY!?

congrats dude, you fucking deserved it.
okenny's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:29
okenny
I hate to admit it but he does look kinda hot O_o... am I gay now? :(
GnappyAssassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:31
GnappyAssassin
@ okenny

You were always gay...
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:33
Brian Szabelski
LOL @ Lemon's Yoda pic.
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:38
thunderleg
This is quite disturbing.

I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight....
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:40
kawitchate
wow. Teta lost to THAT?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:41
GuitarAtomik
I am afraid. I am very afraid.
Eroteri's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:43
Eroteri
.... .... ....
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:43
thunderleg
It's like going to the carnival, but without having strange people touching your ass.

<_<
>_>

...What?
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:44
Wedge
That is a pretty hot cross dressing getup >_>'
AliasWyvernspur's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 22:56
AliasWyvernspur
Grats! Xbox 360 > Dignity. Please wash the costume and send to my woman, please.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 23:18
Excel-2011
Patterned and fishnet leggings are disgusting.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/08/2008 23:19
mistic
There's some awesome cosplays in there! Dtoid Community Rocks!
GummyTumor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 00:14
GummyTumor
I would of loved to see his neighbors reactions.
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 00:23
The Unforgivable
hahahha!
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 00:43
monosylabik
my penis just crawled inside me and put out a vacancy sign.
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 00:52
JoeCamNet
Well that really fucking sucks.
Vongore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 00:59
Vongore
Congrats

Maybe next time you make a worldwide contest i can win
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 01:36
Danmartigan
Hooooray for lemon flavored gyno yoda cobra!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 02:05
Batthink
DjDysentry deserves the prize for great cosplay and having the balls to dress as both sexes (not that I'd promote that stuff).

And Cobra's Yoda FTW. :OD
Paustinj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 04:35
Paustinj
ROFLMAO

I love you guys!

Can't... stop... laughing....


Congrats to the winners :D
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 05:04
Maurice Tan
That is just pure unadulterated win. Amazing!
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 05:25
Fusiontr
Epic
Bacchus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 07:27
Bacchus
Fantastic.

You just gave an xbox to the silence of the lambs guy.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 07:55
Alexradl
I'm scared, very scared. Congrats djDysentery.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 08:01
Electro Lemon
Wait, wait, wait, wait... That's a dude?

Uhm... hey dude, do you mind if I keep the poster prints, I mean they're already on the walls and everythi- I mean, uh.


CONGRATULATIONS!
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 08:27
dephect
Thank god I didnt have to do this to win my 360.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 08:59
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'm so sorry for all of you... but you brought this on yourselves.
Triox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 09:06
Triox
*Bows down*

Well played sir, er ma'am, er, thing... Well played...
T-Mart's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 10:15
T-Mart
fapfapfap.... wait that was a dude?... fap....fap.
Cuban B's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 10:37
Cuban B
omg i thought that was phist LOL
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 10:53
superflossy
whoa, djDysentry is amazing... will you be my friend????
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 11:24
TrailerParkJesus
I was pulling it for djDysentry . I mean, tugging one out. I mean, stroking... rubbing... diddling...

Uh, congratulations to him and all the winners.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 11:45
mix
LOL

Awesome stuff people!
gregweb's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 11:46
gregweb
I love you djDysentery. Marry me?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 12:18
BahamutZero
<-----
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/09/2008 12:26
Gameboi
You know that I'm partial to the Dtoid Vader. Looks good!
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