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The most jawdropping SoulCalibur cosplay in the world: We have our winners photo

Well, the SoulCalibur IV cosplay contest ended a while ago, and I have to confess that I am absolutely stunned by some of the amazing stuff that you guys did for us. I never expected a lot, to be honest, but once again the Destructoid community has stunned me. Just ... wow. Wow.

In case you forgot, I charged readers with the task of demeaning themselves for an Xbox 360 and a copy of SoulCalibur IV. All they had to do was humiliate themselves with the ultimate gamer shame -- homemade cosplay. Humiliate themselves our brave readers did, and we love them for it. 

It was a tough choice picking a winner, and I want you to know that if I could offer a prize to every single entrant, I would do so. You were all brilliant. I must, however, award first prize to djDysentry, who provided several pictures ranging from quality cosplay, to crossdressing, to an incredible Voldo. Also, my fiancée' says that Dysentry looks hot as a tranny, and that she'd "give him a mingeing." She doesn't say that lightly. Second place (winning the game and a shirt) is Gynecologist Cobra for his amazing Yoda, while third place (winning a shirt) is cakebonvivant and his "Morning in the life of Nathaniel 'Rock' Adams" images. 

All entries are included in the gallery below. Winners, please send me a forum PM with your full name, shipping details and preferred shirt sizes. Cobra, please advise if you want a PS3 or 360 version of SC IV. Thank you so very much to all for entering, and proving that Dtoid's fans are the best fans around ... if not the creepiest.


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Tactix's Avatar
Tactix at 08/08/2008 21:55
I'd so hit djDysentry in that sexy pose of his....

<.<

Anyway congrats man! You deserved it :D
Scrixx's Avatar
Scrixx at 08/08/2008 21:58
Dysentry. Was a xbox 360 really worth your pride?

Course it was! Never doubted you.
randombullseye's Avatar
randombullseye at 08/08/2008 21:59
Its a man baby!

Wookiee's Avatar
Wookiee at 08/08/2008 22:04
vishusdelishus's Avatar
vishusdelishus at 08/08/2008 22:05
The Dtoid community is truly horrifying.
Debeo Laurus's Avatar
Debeo Laurus at 08/08/2008 22:05
My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!
SunTzu's Avatar
SunTzu at 08/08/2008 22:09
THIS is what you were doing instead of covering Koei Press Day?

You cunt.
Tet's Avatar
Tet at 08/08/2008 22:09
Well that was certainly traumatizing.
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 08/08/2008 22:10
Congrats DJ.
Next time, next time.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 08/08/2008 22:11
I have to admire the fantastic craftsmanship on cakebonvivant's Rhino/Rock hat. Superbly done Cake!
calpis's Avatar
calpis at 08/08/2008 22:18
When you've been around the convention scene as long as I have, your eyes become so devastated with hate and seared with darkness. This actually isn't that bad...
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 08/08/2008 22:24
I've been laughing at these pics for the last five minutes.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 08/08/2008 22:27
WHY DO ASIANS HAVE NO DIGNITY!?

congrats dude, you fucking deserved it.
okenny's Avatar
okenny at 08/08/2008 22:29
I hate to admit it but he does look kinda hot O_o... am I gay now? :(
GnappyAssassin's Avatar
GnappyAssassin at 08/08/2008 22:31
@ okenny

You were always gay...
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 08/08/2008 22:33
LOL @ Lemon's Yoda pic.
thunderleg's Avatar
thunderleg at 08/08/2008 22:38
This is quite disturbing.

I'll be crying myself to sleep tonight....
kawitchate's Avatar
kawitchate at 08/08/2008 22:40
wow. Teta lost to THAT?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 08/08/2008 22:41
I am afraid. I am very afraid.
Eroteri's Avatar
Eroteri at 08/08/2008 22:43
.... .... ....
thunderleg's Avatar
thunderleg at 08/08/2008 22:43
It's like going to the carnival, but without having strange people touching your ass.

<_<
>_>

...What?
Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 08/08/2008 22:44
That is a pretty hot cross dressing getup >_>'
AliasWyvernspur's Avatar
AliasWyvernspur at 08/08/2008 22:56
Grats! Xbox 360 > Dignity. Please wash the costume and send to my woman, please.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 08/08/2008 23:18
Patterned and fishnet leggings are disgusting.
mistic's Avatar
mistic at 08/08/2008 23:19
There's some awesome cosplays in there! Dtoid Community Rocks!
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/09/2008 00:06
GummyTumor's Avatar
GummyTumor at 08/09/2008 00:14
I would of loved to see his neighbors reactions.
The Unforgivable's Avatar
The Unforgivable at 08/09/2008 00:23
hahahha!
monosylabik's Avatar
monosylabik at 08/09/2008 00:43
my penis just crawled inside me and put out a vacancy sign.
JoeCamNet's Avatar
JoeCamNet at 08/09/2008 00:52
Well that really fucking sucks.
Vongore's Avatar
Vongore at 08/09/2008 00:59
Congrats

Maybe next time you make a worldwide contest i can win
Danmartigan's Avatar
Danmartigan at 08/09/2008 01:36
Hooooray for lemon flavored gyno yoda cobra!
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 08/09/2008 02:05
DjDysentry deserves the prize for great cosplay and having the balls to dress as both sexes (not that I'd promote that stuff).

And Cobra's Yoda FTW. :OD
Paustinj's Avatar
Paustinj at 08/09/2008 04:35
ROFLMAO

I love you guys!

Can't... stop... laughing....


Congrats to the winners :D
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 08/09/2008 05:04
That is just pure unadulterated win. Amazing!
Fusiontr's Avatar
Fusiontr at 08/09/2008 05:25
Epic
Bacchus's Avatar
Bacchus at 08/09/2008 07:27
Fantastic.

You just gave an xbox to the silence of the lambs guy.
Alexradl's Avatar
Alexradl at 08/09/2008 07:55
I'm scared, very scared. Congrats djDysentery.
Electro Lemon's Avatar
Electro Lemon at 08/09/2008 08:01
Wait, wait, wait, wait... That's a dude?

Uhm... hey dude, do you mind if I keep the poster prints, I mean they're already on the walls and everythi- I mean, uh.


CONGRATULATIONS!
dephect's Avatar
dephect at 08/09/2008 08:27
Thank god I didnt have to do this to win my 360.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 08/09/2008 08:59
I'm so sorry for all of you... but you brought this on yourselves.
Triox's Avatar
Triox at 08/09/2008 09:06
*Bows down*

Well played sir, er ma'am, er, thing... Well played...
T-Mart's Avatar
T-Mart at 08/09/2008 10:15
fapfapfap.... wait that was a dude?... fap....fap.
Cuban B's Avatar
Cuban B at 08/09/2008 10:37
omg i thought that was phist LOL
superflossy's Avatar
superflossy at 08/09/2008 10:53
whoa, djDysentry is amazing... will you be my friend????
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
TrailerParkJesus at 08/09/2008 11:24
I was pulling it for djDysentry . I mean, tugging one out. I mean, stroking... rubbing... diddling...

Uh, congratulations to him and all the winners.
mix's Avatar
mix at 08/09/2008 11:45
LOL

Awesome stuff people!
gregweb's Avatar
gregweb at 08/09/2008 11:46
I love you djDysentery. Marry me?
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 08/09/2008 12:18
<-----
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 08/09/2008 12:26
You know that I'm partial to the Dtoid Vader. Looks good!
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