Today's Daily Challenge in Spelunky is one of the most generous, considerate arrangement of levels that I have ever seen in the game... with the possible exception of a nasty Black Market. Cash, prizes, it's all for the taking today and Jordan meets with some considerable success, including a truly heart-stopping conclusion. All this, plus we learn a little bit about a debutante with a penchant for purple prose in today's Daily Spelunk.
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