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The men of Nerdcore and a contest (updated) photo

A while back, one of our very own, Wilbo posted his version of the console bikini in the forums and there was much puking. But, at the same time he started something special. The ladies and gay men of Dtoid realized that we had suffered long enough through the constant posting of the Girls of Nerdcore and that it was now our turn to see some hot Nerdcore action from the men.

I've dug deep into the bowels of the Internet looking for men willing to put their naked bodies and video game items on display for us and found that men just don't wanna take their clothes off in the name of video games easily. Sure I found a few pictures of hunk gamer guys, but not a lot, so here's the deal:

Destructoid wants your sexy Nerdcore poses! Guys, send us your sexiest Nerdcore pose, i.e. naked or in your boxer shorts with your favorite video game stuff, and we'll pick the best ones to feature on Destructoid. The best and most creative pose will win an official Girls of Nerdcore calendar #134 of 2,500, created by Cherie Roberts and a $50 gift card for EB Games.

Analog Pidgin is the one offering up his Nerdcore calendar for the prize, so each photo will be judged by Pidgin, the king of nerdcore, CybernetictigerZ, Nagiko and me. That will make two guys and two girls to even out the opinions.

Send your pictures to faithnaked@gmail.com and make sure you include your Dtoid name. Wilbo, you can enter again with new pictures.

Now hit the jump for the Men of Nerdcore.

Note: Not safe for work.

[Update: Contest will end January 19th, 2007 at midnight EST.]

Wilbo shows off his mankini

The picture that started it all. Dtoid's own Wilbo shows that men can be sexy in Dead Rising cases too.

Wilbo, I think I see some ball sack

Wilbo shows off his video game collection.

Sex Time in the Tub, Nice!

Imagine those Nintendo games could be on eBay right now.

Major Shrinkage in Nunavut

Chris freezes his nuts off, literally in Nunavut, Canada, for the Get Naked for Planet Quake contest 2002. (Thanks BTF for the tip!)

Peek a boo!

Our last nerdcore model, Billy, wanted to show off how much he loves playing with his Wiimote. Billy was found at GayGamer.net.

Nice Wii!

Billy needs to show off that pretty face of his.

Closeup of his Wii

Billy takes us in for a closer look of his glowing Wiimote.

Tightie whiteys are my new favorite thing

I most cases I'd say boxers are for men and briefs for boys, but I'll make an exception in Billy's case.

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Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 20:51
Fronz
hahahahaha! wilbo, do you regret taking those pictures now?
Zero_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 20:56
Zero_
ROFL! I was scrolling through DToid, and see Wilbo's picture, and thought "Oh sweet! Another nerdcore artic- WTF!? IT'S A DUDE!?".
relik's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 21:06
relik
And I thought men doing female cosplay was bad!?! lol

I've gotta hand it to them for having the balls to do it though.

Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 21:38
Oni
I'd totally do this, but I'm afraid the sheer volume of my sexy would overload the judges' fuses.

Or something.
deadpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 22:00
deadpixel
Really, only $50 to expose yourself to millions? I'm sure we've all done worse.
Maxpower's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 22:04
Maxpower
My turtles bit my eyes out after I clicked this post. Feels nice.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 22:12
Chris Taran
It feels like these comments are some sort of bizarro comment remix song. Only it isn't a song...

Like I said, bizzaro!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 22:47
Hamza CTZ Aziz
What have I started?!
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 23:10
Lezbro
Wilbo is of indeterminate gender.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2007 23:45
Niero
Sorry about the dupes bug, we added a new caching feature today to speed up the site. Please email me if it happens to you again from here on out.
Kari's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2007 02:10
Kari
I'm crying right now.
I am now completely lesbian. I'll be getting a divorce soon.
*shakes her head and walks away*
ranzchic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2007 06:37
ranzchic
I registered an account just so I can say this:



Best. Destructoid. Post. Ever!!!!!!!!!!
FrogMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2007 11:53
FrogMan
If only there were room in that tub for me
bayushi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 16:57
bayushi
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.Wilbo is hairless. What the...
Must save a ton on Mach 45 razors. :P
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 20:36
michiyoyoshiku
First you mock sonic next gen then you try to make us Gay

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2007 05:08
Mxyzptlk
I've started seeing some of these pics show up on 4chan. Feeling any regret yet? :)
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2007 20:17
atheistium
O_O HAWT
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