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The men of Nerdcore and a contest (updated) photo

A while back, one of our very own, Wilbo posted his version of the console bikini in the forums and there was much puking. But, at the same time he started something special. The ladies and gay men of Dtoid realized that we had suffered long enough through the constant posting of the Girls of Nerdcore and that it was now our turn to see some hot Nerdcore action from the men.

I've dug deep into the bowels of the Internet looking for men willing to put their naked bodies and video game items on display for us and found that men just don't wanna take their clothes off in the name of video games easily. Sure I found a few pictures of hunk gamer guys, but not a lot, so here's the deal:

Destructoid wants your sexy Nerdcore poses! Guys, send us your sexiest Nerdcore pose, i.e. naked or in your boxer shorts with your favorite video game stuff, and we'll pick the best ones to feature on Destructoid. The best and most creative pose will win an official Girls of Nerdcore calendar #134 of 2,500, created by Cherie Roberts and a $50 gift card for EB Games.

Analog Pidgin is the one offering up his Nerdcore calendar for the prize, so each photo will be judged by Pidgin, the king of nerdcore, CybernetictigerZ, Nagiko and me. That will make two guys and two girls to even out the opinions.

Send your pictures to faithnaked@gmail.com and make sure you include your Dtoid name. Wilbo, you can enter again with new pictures.

Now hit the jump for the Men of Nerdcore.

Note: Not safe for work.

[Update: Contest will end January 19th, 2007 at midnight EST.]

Wilbo shows off his mankini

The picture that started it all. Dtoid's own Wilbo shows that men can be sexy in Dead Rising cases too.

Wilbo, I think I see some ball sack

Wilbo shows off his video game collection.

Sex Time in the Tub, Nice!

Imagine those Nintendo games could be on eBay right now.

Major Shrinkage in Nunavut

Chris freezes his nuts off, literally in Nunavut, Canada, for the Get Naked for Planet Quake contest 2002. (Thanks BTF for the tip!)

Peek a boo!

Our last nerdcore model, Billy, wanted to show off how much he loves playing with his Wiimote. Billy was found at GayGamer.net.

Nice Wii!

Billy needs to show off that pretty face of his.

Closeup of his Wii

Billy takes us in for a closer look of his glowing Wiimote.

Tightie whiteys are my new favorite thing

I most cases I'd say boxers are for men and briefs for boys, but I'll make an exception in Billy's case.

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AndyCat's Avatar
AndyCat at 01/04/2007 18:16
OMG I'm so playing with my wii right now!
Aaron Linde's Avatar
Aaron Linde at 01/04/2007 18:23
kill me
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/04/2007 18:25
Awesome. I haven't seen that pic of Wilbo for quite a while. The gamecube discs on his nipples is priceless. And he couldn't have picked a better game than Dead Rising on his croch.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/04/2007 18:27
MY EYES! lol
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/04/2007 18:28
no.
Fenris's Avatar
Fenris at 01/04/2007 18:32
WTF!

Someone please pass the eye bleach.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/04/2007 18:36
was that on purpose or was he imitating ted?
Hannah's Avatar
Hannah at 01/04/2007 18:39
That GayGamer guy is freakin' hot.
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 01/04/2007 18:42
and the Fenris
emoyaoigamer's Avatar
emoyaoigamer at 01/04/2007 18:44
Supper HOT !
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/04/2007 18:44
this is an abortion.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/04/2007 18:49
I write Destructoid on my chest daily, try it
Fenris's Avatar
Fenris at 01/04/2007 18:51
Sorry about the triple, getting errors.
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 01/04/2007 18:53
Look away children!
Vigor's Avatar
Vigor at 01/04/2007 18:58
Yea... Bye erection ill see you in 10 years. Please never again
SP420's Avatar
SP420 at 01/04/2007 18:58
Some people should not be allowed to communicate with the outside world under any condition.
LadyLucifer's Avatar
LadyLucifer at 01/04/2007 18:59
Eww bucket-hat-guy scares me... you know it's bad when you actually have to ponder whether the subject is a female or not... much like emos...

*goes to use rubbing alcohol in her eyes, hoping that NES-bathtub-boys have shorts on*
Dan's Avatar
Dan at 01/04/2007 19:02
that was fun.... not!
subwayslasher's Avatar
subwayslasher at 01/04/2007 19:04
i think those 2 pictures of wilbo are actually twins, one female & one male. but i'm still trying to figure out which is which.
subwayslasher's Avatar
subwayslasher at 01/04/2007 19:05
that bathtub pic is hot!
fromagex's Avatar
fromagex at 01/04/2007 19:12
you know, i ordered one of those calendars last week, never got it. they said it got lost in the mail and said they had to send another. also said its happened a couple times. so, if these things are a limited run, they sure are quick to send out other copies.

just concerned me


i hope i get it at least
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/04/2007 19:13
Uhhm... Nome.
el moco's Avatar
el moco at 01/04/2007 19:15
yeah..... not the brightest idea i've had all day, clicking on the last pic of the ubernerd.......

Oh destructoid, why do you punish us?????
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/04/2007 19:16
There are just some things that shouldn't happen in this world. This is one of them. Nerds and naked do not mix.
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 01/04/2007 19:23
Wiinis
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 01/04/2007 19:24
I vote Niero should mark this as #1 most lurked through just to fuck with everybody.
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/04/2007 19:26
"Nerds and naked do not mix."
QFE. Though I respect Wilbo for having the balls to put such pictures of himself on the net.
Analog Pidgin's Avatar
Analog Pidgin at 01/04/2007 19:27
fromagex:

"also said its happened a couple times. so, if these things are a limited run, they sure are quick to send out other copies."

Obviously the postmen are stealing copies of the calendar, and you don't know what they're doing with them.
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/04/2007 19:31
"Nerds and naked do not mix."
QFE. Though I respect Wilbo for having the balls to put such pictures of himself on the net.
Analog Pidgin's Avatar
Analog Pidgin at 01/04/2007 19:31
fromagex:

also said its happened a couple times. so, if these things are a limited run, they sure are quick to send out other copies.

Obviously the postmen are stealing copies of the calendar, and you don't know what they're doing with them.
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/04/2007 19:34
"Nerds and naked do not mix."
QFE. Though I respect Wilbo for having the balls to put such pictures of himself on the net.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 01/04/2007 19:34
Well, I'm better looking than most of these dudes, so maybe I have a chance!
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/04/2007 19:36
"Nerds and naked do not mix."
QFE. Though I respect Wilbo for having the balls to put such pictures of himself on the net.
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/04/2007 19:41
"Nerds and naked do not mix."
QFE. Though I respect Wilbo for having the balls to put such pictures of himself on the net.
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 01/04/2007 19:48
perfect time for the comment system to go crazy.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/04/2007 19:53
yeah really. I love all the quintuple posts. This is great
deadpixel's Avatar
deadpixel at 01/04/2007 19:58
Really, only $50 to expose yourself to millions? I'm sure we've all done worse.
deadpixel's Avatar
deadpixel at 01/04/2007 19:59
Really, only $50 to expose yourself to millions? I'm sure we've all done worse.
deadpixel's Avatar
deadpixel at 01/04/2007 19:59
Really, only $50 to expose yourself to millions? I'm sure we've all done worse.
deadpixel's Avatar
deadpixel at 01/04/2007 20:02
Really, only $50 to expose yourself to millions? I'm sure we've all done worse.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 01/04/2007 20:08
I don't see a problem with this, while some of those pics make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon, if the girls like em...whatever.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 01/04/2007 20:16
While some of those photos make me want to get the eye bleach, if girls like/want it, there's no reason not to post it...maybe screen it though...
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/04/2007 20:19
Damn, looks like a fuckin freight train crashed. A freight train filled with comments.


Don't be surprised if you see this comment 4 times.
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 01/04/2007 20:19
Damn, looks like a fuckin freight train crashed. A freight train filled with comments.


Don't be surprised if you see this comment 4 times.
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/04/2007 20:22
"Nerds and naked do not mix."
QFE. Though I respect Wilbo for having the balls to put such pictures of himself on the net.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 01/04/2007 20:23
While some of those photos make me want to get the eye bleach, if girls like/want it, there's no reason not to post it...maybe screen it though...
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 01/04/2007 20:25
While some of those photos make me want to get the eye bleach, if girls like/want it, there's no reason not to post it...maybe screen it though...
macr's Avatar
macr at 01/04/2007 20:25
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES. I shall not visit destructoid for 2 days now because my eyes need to heal!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 01/04/2007 20:27
I feel like there's a glitch in the Matrix.

Wilbo, you're a brave, brave man.
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 01/04/2007 20:50
Woaw How many posts did I make? The comment system is teh suck right now.
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