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Poor Yoshi, even after being treated by Mario in this way, he still takes care of his baby in Yoshi's Island! That dino has TRUE HEART!
ugh THIS one seems necessary >_>
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I guess I'm a Super Mario World pro then,
you can get to the secret exit with enough luck with the cape from down under, or break the game by flying over the sky limit.
you can get to the secret exit with enough luck with the cape from down under, or break the game by flying over the sky limit.
When I read this, the first damn thing I thought of was the Cheese Bridge secret exit. They forced you to kill his ass for a shot at 100% completion - and practically made you a genocidal maniac throughout the rest of the game. And I never thought about it like that until now. Always a pleasure, Chad.
Hit a brother with some Project Justice anecdotes sometime soon.
Hit a brother with some Project Justice anecdotes sometime soon.
OK, I had never even thought about using Yoshi on the Cheese Bridge ending. It's so easy to run off that little platform, though.
Oh man. Nothing like sacrificing yoshi for jump height.
You can do this in Mario Galaxy 2 as well, although you don't get as much of a boost.
You can do this in Mario Galaxy 2 as well, although you don't get as much of a boost.
I hate you Chad. Now I feel guilty.
That said I got through the cheese bridge exit by using a blue yoshi I believe.
Concelmo, consistently the best writer on Destructoid.
That said I got through the cheese bridge exit by using a blue yoshi I believe.
Concelmo, consistently the best writer on Destructoid.
Haha, look me and my stupidity. When I played this, I had no idea you could sacrifice Yoshi.
So yeah. All that stuff.
No Killing Yoshis.
(Let it be known I Never beat special world)
So yeah. All that stuff.
No Killing Yoshis.
(Let it be known I Never beat special world)
@Rover
You absolutely can do it with a cape, and it is rather baller, but doing it with a Yoshi is more gangsta, cause you don't give no fuck.
You absolutely can do it with a cape, and it is rather baller, but doing it with a Yoshi is more gangsta, cause you don't give no fuck.
I have sacrificed Yoshi but never in Cheese Bridge. All three of my profiles are at *96, too. I know a lot of people hated the cape, but I never found it that difficult.
I NEVER sacrificed Yoshi. Yoshi is my favorite Nintendo character. I would never do that. If I got a Yoshi at the beginning of the stage, he rode with me through the stage clear gate. Otherwise, I retry the stage.
Plus, I don't think you need to sacrifice Yoshi. Like mentioned previously, a good cape power up or Blue Yoshi will get the job done. You can still %100 the game without using Yoshi like a stepladder. You guys are just some sick bastards.
*Cries and pours 40s on the curb for all the used and abused Yoshis*
*Sings "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye" by Boyz 2 Men*
Plus, I don't think you need to sacrifice Yoshi. Like mentioned previously, a good cape power up or Blue Yoshi will get the job done. You can still %100 the game without using Yoshi like a stepladder. You guys are just some sick bastards.
*Cries and pours 40s on the curb for all the used and abused Yoshis*
*Sings "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye" by Boyz 2 Men*
@Niero despair.com FTW!
Not to sound like a cold-hearted bastard, but I never once had qualms about dropping Yoshi. He's like the friggin' Phoenix, always being reborn. In fact... considering Yoshi is always birthed from an egg but with no parents, would that mean that Yoshi is immaculately conceived?
Not to sound like a cold-hearted bastard, but I never once had qualms about dropping Yoshi. He's like the friggin' Phoenix, always being reborn. In fact... considering Yoshi is always birthed from an egg but with no parents, would that mean that Yoshi is immaculately conceived?
Mario sure is a sociopath isn't he. The place must e filled to the brim with the corpses of Mario's friends and foes alike. Either that or everyone is immortal and must spend eternity being killed, then revived only to be killed again.
Just another friendly trip to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Just another friendly trip to the Mushroom Kingdom.
If we're doing dark shit in the Mario world, can you do the drowning animation from mario 64? The first time I saw that I was stunned, horrified. I was ok screwing anything else up, but I never wanted to drown again.
As for Cheese Bridge, I didn't even realize you could use Yoshi for that. I spent too long doing the cape thing. I loved that cape, and I wish it would return.
As for Cheese Bridge, I didn't even realize you could use Yoshi for that. I spent too long doing the cape thing. I loved that cape, and I wish it would return.
Loved this.
Having said that, despite leaping off of Yoshi my fair share of times, I've only ever completed the Cheese Bridge level by using the cape and "pulling up at the perfect moment", as you said.
Having said that, despite leaping off of Yoshi my fair share of times, I've only ever completed the Cheese Bridge level by using the cape and "pulling up at the perfect moment", as you said.
Awesome, I bet Yoshi doens't mind the flames of hell(or whatever) though , I mean he's way to addicted to those fuzzys to give a shit, he started with them hallucinogenic drugs when mario was just a baby, that's wack!
Mind you ....yes I am a heartless killer and I'll do it again. XP I want that 100 percent average. I'll kill and use anyone to achive it. Now I need a moment alone * cries in the corner* DX WHYYY!!!!! P.P
I use him like the bitch he is. Drop him into a pit? Sure. Kick him into a pit as a baby Yoshi? Heh heh. At least he was mostly quiet at this stage...
I always reached the secret exit on the Cheese Bridge by flying with my cape. It was too disturbing to sacrifice Yoshi.
I am very impressed by all of you that can reach the secret gate on Cheese Bridge by using the cape alone. VERY impressed.
... but now I feel horribly guilty. :)
... but now I feel horribly guilty. :)
whenever Yoshi fell, he was captured by Bowser's forces and put back into an egg, and hidden in a question mark block. . . . . that's how I choose to see it.
SHUT UP! LET ME BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS A LITTLE LONGER! *totally does not run into the nearest corner to start crying*
SHUT UP! LET ME BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS A LITTLE LONGER! *totally does not run into the nearest corner to start crying*
This is me every time I betray Yoshi.
Yeah I know I need to kick him to the curb sometimes, but it doesn't make it hurt less.
Yeah I know I need to kick him to the curb sometimes, but it doesn't make it hurt less.
As far as I'm concerned, sacrificing Yoshi for a double jump is the only thing he's good for, at least in the original game. Shooting fire is next to useless and stomping with the yellow shell IS useless. Blue shell Yoshi can be useful to get a few secret exits or flying over the entire level, but that's no fun(and his flying control isn't the greatest.) But the double jump can save lives and be used for countless secret exits. That being said, he's not really required to get the cheese bridge secret exit, although he makes it much easier. A careful dive and rise with the cape will get you on the other side of the goal. Or you could even bring a blue Yoshi there if sacrificing him makes you feel guilty.
I've played this game far too much.
I've played this game far too much.
"Admittedly, it is possible to reach the secret gate in the Cheese Bridge level by flying with a cape (sans Yoshi) and pulling up at the perfect moment ... but no one does it that way."
*Ahem*
Just saying.
*Ahem*
Just saying.
I was waiting for this one for a long time, prime Memory Card material! I think I usually felt worse about how much Mario smacks Yoshi around (the pit drop is more out of sight, out of mind), force feeding him potentially poisonous berries in order to coerce a mushroom and an egg from Yoshi's internal organs. Not to mention those disgusting goombas and koopa troopas. At least Yoshi drew the line at the football players.
The Mario universe definitely sneaks in some dark stuff. Does anyone remember Boomer from Mario RPG? He kills himself to save his pride while his only companion, that shyguy chandelier, deludes itself saying a little fall won't hurt Boomer. It's one of those things like Yoshi's abuse where it'll sneak right past the inattentive.
The Mario universe definitely sneaks in some dark stuff. Does anyone remember Boomer from Mario RPG? He kills himself to save his pride while his only companion, that shyguy chandelier, deludes itself saying a little fall won't hurt Boomer. It's one of those things like Yoshi's abuse where it'll sneak right past the inattentive.
I don't care the slightest bit for Yoshi and Mario. I'm only posting here because the Hellfire song from The Hunchback is incredible. Tony Jay is an absolute legend.
You are the best, Chad. Forever.
My brother and I were just discussing this. Maybe it's our subconscious trying to atone, but neither of us seem to sacrifice Yoshi in NSMB Wii or SMG2.
He actually died in the sand with his Yoshi.
My brother and I were just discussing this. Maybe it's our subconscious trying to atone, but neither of us seem to sacrifice Yoshi in NSMB Wii or SMG2.
He actually died in the sand with his Yoshi.
I'll admit to sacrificing Yoshi, but only when we were both going to die. I think Yoshi would have wanted it that way. So that he may die so others could live.
I have never thought of sacrificing Yoshi to get the secret gate at Cheese Bridge. I always thought it was a test of your cape skills.
I have never thought of sacrificing Yoshi to get the secret gate at Cheese Bridge. I always thought it was a test of your cape skills.
Okay, seriously, I am reaching the secret exit on Cheese Bridge with the cape from now on. I feel so guilty and can never sacrifice Yoshi again. Sorry, little guy! :)
Dr Light Ate Your Mage-holy shite that's a long name is totally correct. MARIO PUNCHES YOSHI IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO MAKE HIM EAT
Play it again. Watch the animation. Mario punches Yoshi in the back of the head for Yoshi to extend his tongue. The look on Yoshi's face is one of extreme stress.
Chad, imagine it this way. There are deadly spikes just out of site below the screen. The spikes kill Mario, but for Yoshi (who is wearing boots) it is freedom. (...except of course any level with Kuribo's Shoe. That is a pit of death)
Play it again. Watch the animation. Mario punches Yoshi in the back of the head for Yoshi to extend his tongue. The look on Yoshi's face is one of extreme stress.
Chad, imagine it this way. There are deadly spikes just out of site below the screen. The spikes kill Mario, but for Yoshi (who is wearing boots) it is freedom. (...except of course any level with Kuribo's Shoe. That is a pit of death)
What about how Mario punches Yoshi to get his tongue to extend? http://youtu.be/7G_SeBVYHLI
(thought stolen from Kyle of DtoidLA)
(thought stolen from Kyle of DtoidLA)
I'll have you know, that I always try to fly under that bridge with deft cape maneuvers.
That doesn't mean I haven't sacrificed a Yoshi or two in the past. But it traumatized me so much that I felt I had no choice but to do everything I could to preserve my dinosaur friends.
That doesn't mean I haven't sacrificed a Yoshi or two in the past. But it traumatized me so much that I felt I had no choice but to do everything I could to preserve my dinosaur friends.
I wrote something pretty similar a little while ago. I think the abuse and misuse of Yoshi goes much further than just simply abandoning him mid jump to achieve you're goals.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/nick19090/yoshi-is-a-victim--156576.phtml
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/nick19090/yoshi-is-a-victim--156576.phtml
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