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The Memory Card .39: Del Lago! photo

I love to be scared.

I don’t know why -- me being scared usually involves a lot of running around like an idiot with my arms flailing -- but I love the feeling of shock and subsequent nervous laughter that goes along with being genuinely frightened. It’s a sick pleasure, I suppose.

While there are quite a few videogame moments that have scared me, there are only a few that are truly terrifying. Going beyond the tried and true technique of having something pop out from the darkness (or having a dog jump through a window), these moments get beneath your skin and actually affect you outside the game.

Never before have I been more terrified playing a videogame than during Resident Evil 4 for the GameCube. The entire game is full of moments that made me jump out of my seat (crazy chainsaw man!), but one moment in particular is so well-designed and creative -- in addition to being heart-pounding -- that it easily remains my favorite part of the survival horror classic.

Hit the jump to relive a moment that makes me never want to set foot in a boat again.

The Set-Up

Resident Evil 4 is one of the greatest -- if not the greatest -- survival horror games ever created. It is an undeniable masterpiece and should not be missed by anyone. I could easily gush for paragraphs about how much I adore this game. Luckily for you, I have to focus and write this article.

In the game, you play as Leon Kennedy, former Raccoon City police officer and co-star of Resident Evil 2. Leon is sent on a mission to northern Spain to rescue Ashley Graham, the daughter of the President, who has been captured by a mysterious cult.

The game begins with Leon being dropped off on the side of a deserted forest, right outside a small rural village. The village supposedly offers clues to the whereabouts of the missing Ashley.

As fans of this game know, as soon as Leon reaches the village, all hell breaks loose.

In a thrilling, memorable sequence, the villagers go insane and try to murder Leon (including one infamous chainsaw-wielding maniac). Having no choice, Leon kills many of the villagers as he is chased through the village’s crumbling buildings.

When all hope seems lost and the villagers continue to pursue Leon, a bell goes off at the local church (random trivia question: do you know who rings the bell?). At the sound of the bell, all the possessed villagers stop in their tracks, lower their weapons, and walk as if hypnotized through the doors of the church.

Left alone in the deserted village, Leon is confused, but thankful that he has been granted temporary salvation.

Although completely hesitant about following the people that tried to kill him, Leon figures Ashley is most likely through the church doors. After finding a hard-to-locate key, Leon takes a deep breath and makes his way into the church.

After walking through the doors, Leon is surprised to not find a church at all! Instead, a long cave leading to some unknown location stands before him.

Making his way through the dark cave, Leon emerges at the gates of another church, this one larger and much more menacing.

Not being a surprise anymore at this point, the church is locked by some strange insignia and Leon has no other choice that to make his way down a nearby path to an enormous, mist-covered lake.

It is at this lake when the next Memory Card moment occurs: Del Lago!

The Moment

When Leon arrives at the lake, he notices some irregular splashing in the distance. Nervous, but unsure of the source of the disturbance, Leon continues exploring the lake’s shore.

Walking down a rickety old dock, Leon discovers a small boat floating in the dark water.

Getting in the boat for some ridiculous are-you-kidding-me-with-this reason, Leon starts up the motor and heads out into the lake.

At this point, a cutscene takes over showing the P.O.V. of some ... thing under the water. The mysterious entity slowly makes its way closer and closer to Leon’s fast moving boat.

In a classic, chill-inducing shot, the camera jumps to show an aerial view of the lake. Leon, looking so small in his boat, travels along the eerily still water as the blurry shape of some giant creature can be seen swimming directly underneath him.

Suddenly, a huge monster leaps out of the water, equally scaring the bejesus out of Leon and the player. Enter, Del Lago!

Looking like a giant salamander that could swallow you in one bite, Del Lago hooks itself on the boat’s anchor and starts to pull Leon wildly through the lake.

At this point, the player takes control again, with Leon standing up in his boat as it is being towed behind the massive beast.

By throwing an endless supply of harpoons at the creature, Leon can eventually knock Del Lago free, giving the player full control of the boat.

The battle with Del Lago involves Leon navigating the large lake and throwing harpoons at the aquatic boss whenever it emerges and opens its gaping mouth.

While this is already tough enough, Leon also has to avoid Del Lago’s huge body and dodge a large amount of debris floating in the lake (such as branches, rocks, etc.). If Leon is ever rammed by Del Lago or runs into a large piece of debris, he is knocked into the water quite some distance from the abandoned boat.

At this point, the player must quickly push “A” as fast as possible in order to get back on the small boat before Del Lago swallows Leon in one enormous gulp. This sequence is extra suspenseful since the camera plants itself in a very dramatic position, showing a faraway shot of Leon struggling to swim to the boat as Del Lago rapidly approaches under the water.

After repeating the attack technique over and over, Del Lago is eventually defeated and Leon is free to explore the other side of the lake. Luckily for him, the area across the water holds the insignia to allow access to the mysterious church.

Thankful he is still alive after such an intense encounter, Leon returns to the church, unlocks the door, and enters in the hopes of finding the girl he has risked so much to save.

You can watch the epic, incredibly intense boss battle with Del Lago right here:

The Impact

I know a lot of you reading this have played Resident Evil 4 -- the game is fairly recent and very popular. To the people that have experienced it, how many of you were absolutely blown away by the lake battle with Del Lago? I am assuming a large number of you are nodding or, even better, raising your hands.

Keeping in line with my obsession with good, creative design in videogames, this sequence impresses me on so many different levels.

The Resident Evil games have always had some pretty incredible boss fights, but most of them are set in very generic locations. The boss enemies have been unique, but the set pieces they reside in are standard survival horror fare (laboratory, old house, etc.).

The fight with Del Lago takes place on the surface of a massive lake. I can’t even think of another videogame this has happens in!

Not only is the set piece stunningly original; the design of the battle is impressive as well.

A videogame can offer an incredible set piece, but lack in the gameplay department and completely ruin what could have been something amazing. The boss fight with Del Lago is not only a unique moment in the Resident Evil series; it is one of the best designed and wholly original boss battles in all of videogames.

One thing that makes the battle so impressive is the intuitive control.

Controlling Leon in the boat is as simple as walking around on land. By just pointing the analog stick where you want to go, the player can easily navigate Leon around the large body of water. Instead of implementing some complicated driving mechanic, the designers chose to have the boat controls be as basic as possible. When fighting a boss as large and fast as Del Lago, maintaining a simple control scheme is the key to making the sequence work.

In addition to the simple steer and attack controls, the boss battle throws in a few small twists to keep things interesting. As mentioned before, when Leon is knocked from the boat, the player has to push “A” as fast as possible to get him back to his floating sanctuary. This creative choice is very intuitive in the context of the suspenseful and heart-pounding action that is happening on screen. Think about if the player had to navigate back to the boat by using the analog stick and some form of swimming mechanic? It would most likely be too complicated for its own good and not offer the same awesome camera angle showing Del Lago slowly approaching Leon under the water. Like the movie Jaws, this dramatic camera angle is the sole reason the sequence is so suspenseful.

Most importantly, the boss fight with Del Lago is absolutely terrifying to play.

Watch the above video again and notice how brilliantly the sequence utilizes suspense and fear techniques any horror movie would kill to mimic. From the feeling of unease the player gets from knowing something is lurking beneath the dark water, to the shock and disbelief as Del Lago bursts through the dark depths, the sequence is a master class in visual language. And to think: all of these emotions -- all of the dramatic feelings the player experiences -- stem from a seemingly simple videogame. It is pretty impressive when you stop and think about it.

The battle with Del Lago is one of the most visceral and unnerving experiences I have ever had while playing a videogame. The massive amounts of creativity and visual design combine perfectly, making the sequence one of the most memorable (and impressive) videogame moments of all time.

I got goosebumps just writing about it.

The Memory Card Save Files

.01 - .20 (Season 1)
.21: Crono's final act (Chrono Trigger)
.22: Ganon's tower (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
.23: It was all a dream? (Super Mario Bros. 2)
.24: The assimilation of Kerrigan (StarCraft)
.25: A McCloud family reunion (Star Fox 64)
.26: The return of Rydia (Final Fantasy IV)
.27: The battle with the Hydra (God of War)
.28: Fight for Marian's love! (Double Dragon)
.29: The Hunter attacks (Half-Life 2: Episode 2)
.30: The Phantom Train (Final Fantasy VI)
.31: The end of The End (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)
.32: In Tentacle We Trust (Day of the Tentacle)
.33: Peach dances with TEC (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)
.34: Learning to wall jump (Super Metroid)
.35: A leap of faith (Ico)
.36: The Master Sword (The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past)
.37: Thinking outside the DS (Hotel Dusk: Room 215)
.38: Running outside the castle (Super Mario 64)


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47 comments | showing # 1 to 47

Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:02
Jordan Devore
Amazing write-up, I loved fighting Del Lago. Also, that little easter egg where you shoot the water and Del Lago jumps out and eats you always makes me jump, even though I know it's coming.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:05
F Whipple
This moment didn't inspire fear in me, it was more of a "hell yeah, bring it" emotion. It was, though, simply amazing and one of the best moments of the game as well as one of the best boss battles ever.

Also, for added effect try shooting the water in the lake before you get in the boat :)
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:08
Samit Sarkar
Yeah, I’ve never played this game, but I saw a friend play through much of it, and this boss battle was unbelievably intense. Awesome write-up as always, Chad!
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:08
Chad Concelmo
@F Whipple,
Yeah, most people feel like you and aren't that scared during this fight.
I have a strange fear of things attacking my feet when I am floating in a large body of water (yeah, I know), so you can understand how much this moment terrifies me. :)
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:10
SuperD1984
A A A A A A AA A A A A AAA A A A AAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phew!
Hoss's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:20
Hoss
RE boss encounters were always so satisfying... i hope 5 takes this into account

you really should do a top 10 boss fights Chad
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:21
Def JM
God I love that boss, good right up.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:34
NihonTiger90
This is one of the best RE bosses out there. Glad to see it immortalized in the Memory Card. :D
Def JM's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:38
Def JM
*write

So stupid.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 16:42
ace of knaves
I love how the anchor attatches to Del Lago, resulting in you only having partial control of the boat. Also having to cut the rope at the end so you don't get pulled under with it is great.

And Ada rang the the bell.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:07
Rockvillian
Whever I play RE4 I always keep a save file before I meet up with Del Lago, to show my friends.

That are always impressed :)
DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:12
DJP3DRO
Chad - I always thought the fight with Luis at your side defending the house would make a great Memory Card.
Slick Icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:13
Slick Icarus
RE4 has some AMAZING bosses. Are you gonna do a Memory Card on the regenerators, the creepy thing in the cage you had to run from, or the berzerker? 'Cause those were terrifying, man. Love this game and I hope RE5 can carry the torch.
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:15
AlienGuy18
Though this is indeed the best boss fight in the game, its not the best moment in my opinion. It's either the huge statue of Salazar that chases you, or the knife fight. Sure, both moments are quick-times, but the statue gives off an Indiana Jones feel, and the knife fight is just awesome.
DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:16
DJP3DRO
Also, the fight against Domino Hurley in Grim Fandango.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:22
KMCC
I share both your love of this game and your fear of unknown things beneath the water.

Both combined to make an awesome experience. Well done!
timepants's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:25
timepants
Nice article Chad, but this quote-"The fight with Del Lago takes place on the surface of a massive lake. I can’t even think of another videogame this has happens in!" I can't believe you forgot Shadow of the Colossus! There was at least two boss fights on the surface of a lake in that game, probably more that I'm forgetting right now.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:28
KyleGamgee
You know what's scarieir than dying? not dying

I almost wish Del Lago had killed me, 'cause then it would have been "oh well, try again."

Instead I was in fear. Doing everything I could to stay alive, stay away. Killing the thing was 2nd on my list of priorities. Priority #1 was NOT GETTING KNOCKED OUT OF THE BOAT AGAIN!! Holy shit, that thing almost had me.


I didn't finish the game. I started playing other things right around the time the game became an escort mission.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:41
KamikazeTutor
Zombie mutant dolphins FTW!
Projectexodus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:44
Projectexodus
I completely agree with this memory card!
But I must say I found the battle with "IT" to be more frightening.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:45
Rockvillian
Gamgee, the escort parts don't last for the whole game. I highly recommend you pick it up again, for I loathe escort missions but loa-OOOOOOVE RE4.

:D
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 17:46
Chad Concelmo
@timepants,
OMG, of course! I think I was referring more to being in a boat while fighting. But, yeah, you are absolutely right. :)
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 18:08
Batthink
Del Lago? He was piss-easy. It took me my first or second attempt to finish him off. It's just a matter of making sure you control the boat when the monster charges you, then chuck the harpoon when his back is turned.

I would have plumped for the battle in the house with Luis and Ashley that DJP3DRO mentioned in his first post. Either that, or the 'Gigantos'.

Great write-up, btw, Chad.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 18:27
NotAZombie
Del Lago is one of my favorite boss fights ever. I loved the atmosphere of the fight. Great job Chad!
Ezra's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 18:45
Ezra
There was much flailing of the wii-mote involved with this boss

I couldn't stay on that boat :(
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 18:51
4knuckleshuffle
I'm probably going to get RE4 in a couple weeks. Then go kayaking with my dad.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 19:11
4knuckleshuffle
I'm probably going to get RE4 in a couple weeks. Then go kayaking with my dad after beating this boss. c wut i did thar?
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 19:14
Robert
The almost-dragged-under post-fight sequence is sweet as well. A friend of mine once learned the hard way not to put down his controller after a fight.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 19:42
braulio09
Like Ashley Davis, I too fear videogame water and the monsters lurking under it. I think that's the reason why this battle scared me. The Jaws camera angle was perfect for a scene like this.

Probably one of the few times I was really scared during RE4.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 20:09
KMCC
@Kylegamgee

Ok, I know exactly what you mean about escort missions, I hate them too. RE4 is like one big escort mission.

BUT it does it soooo well! Seriously, do not let that put you off, it would be a shame. Its what escort missions should be like.
emo zema's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 20:17
emo zema
That was pretty awesme especially the first time i feel in the lake i was like jamming the button as fast as possible it was great .
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 20:17
AKK
If you go up to the cliff rather than straight down to the docks, you see two ganados throw a body into the water, and you may or may not see Del Lago there. I don't actually remember. It's been so long, but I loved the fight. It was incredibly intesnse.
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 21:21
Bluefusion
Hey, I don't remember--when he passed out in the cabin and then you had the whole scene with the plagas in his body... who was that person walking around him in the cabin?
DibbityDan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 21:27
DibbityDan
RE4 got so much critical acclaim, and I really did want to play it. But the RE games have always been on, like, my bad list, because they scare the shit out of me. The reason for this is probably when I was a little kid, and my brother would play RE1 for the PS. I vividly remember the scene where you walk down that one hallway in the beginning and see a man hunched over. He slowly turns around... and half his face is missing. Then it returns to the game, and he shambles down the hallway toward you. I literally can see this in my mind.
Of course, I also remember the dog through the window moment. From then on I've hated xombies and scary shit. Even Half-Life 2, my favorite, had Ravenholm, which was beautifully designed but had fast zombies, which had me on the edge of my seat. (Oh, and in HL2:episode 1, all that god damn elevator shit, fuck that. You know what i'm talking about.)
Either way, RE4 looks so appealing, but I just can't deal with that close-up scary enemies feeling.

By the way, i hope this:

The fight with Del Lago takes place on the surface of a massive lake. I can’t even think of another videogame this has happens in!

was in irony. (Shadow of the Colossus)
MPHtails's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 22:17
MPHtails
I remember this boss battle as one of my favorites, but not because of the game, but because wen I was fighting it I had a new CD spinning in my CD Player and the fight went almost EXACTLY to the song, down to a guitar solo at the end when you had to mash A.

Also, I got knocked out of the boat like 5-7 or so times. I BARELY made it back the last time, whew was that close.
ShinSennju's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/12/2008 23:36
ShinSennju
This boss was absolutely amazing, but RE4 was full of amazing moments, like the fight with Krauser at the ruins, the Gigantes the f'n Garradores.
Amethystine's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 02:49
Amethystine
I hope Chad sees this comment:

Chad, while I completely agree with you about how awesome this fight was, I have to mention something:

You wrote about how the player doesn't know what's lurking under the water as you pilot the boat out into the deep water and the scene starts up with the dramatic POV from under the surface..

But a good number of players actually do see Del Lago before getting in the boat (making the decision to do so even more crazy!). When you first enter the lake area, you can take two paths, one that goes down to the shore and the boat, or one, to the left, that goes up higher and ends with a cliff over-looking the lake somewhat.

On the cliff, the player gets a prompt to 'Look', with Leon's binoculars, then a scene is shown depicting the fate of the other police officer that dropped Leon off at the village.

(I'm sure you remember using Leon's binoculars the first time in the village and finding the first officer getting a bit too toasty in the centre of the houses)

In short, the second officer, already dead, is dropped into the water by two villagers/ganados on a boat, probably the boat you end up using in a minute. After sinking for a moment and the villagers speeding off, the body is snatched up by Del Lago with a violent, surprising, splashing breach from below. Leon is taken aback, as is the player, most likely. While it's not clear as to what the thing in the water is, players and Leon do know that there's something out there.

I'm not sure if that makes it scarier or not! Anyway, the fact that a person can experience it one way or another is either really cool, or kinda lame, from a design point of view.

PS - Knowing that there's a bloody great monster in the water, the player/Leon can chose to step up to the edge of the dock at the shore and fire into the water in an attempt to get a drop on Del Lago... and I almost wrote what happens, but maybe I'll leave that for you to find out, Mr Concelmo! You might just have another memorable moment on your hands. :} Kudos to F Whipple for mentioning this as well!

PPS - The battle to defend the house alongside Luis was also extremely epic.

PPPS - Ada Wong rang the bell, on Albert Wesker's orders.
nikmonroe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 04:00
nikmonroe
@DJP3DRO I agree the cabin fight would make an awesome memory card.

What I love about this boss battle is that nothing much changes when you replay the game. All of the other boss battles become non-events because of how powerful your weapons have become, or you've saved up enough to get the chicago typewriter and the hand cannon, at least with this boss battle the only thing that has increased is your health, so the challenge is still there.
A Ton of Berries's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 05:48
A Ton of Berries
"The fight with Del Lago takes place on the surface of a massive lake. I can’t even think of another videogame this has happens in!"

Hm, how about Shadow Of The Colossus? I believe you have to fight a colossus that's mostly at or around the water surface at some point in that game...

Also, I really really have to buff my balls up, gather what little manliness and machismo I am in posession of, and just play this fucking game.

I hate-love suirvival horror games.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 08:21
Char Aznable
You nailed what made this boss fight so great: the simplistic controls that allowed the player to focus on the action at hand, rather than forcing them to stumble around with complicated swimming/boat steering mechanics. Less is definitely more in this boss fight.

This was definitely a "Dude, LOOK!" moment, when you have to stop the game to show all your friends how awesome it is. Firing into the water from the dock was even better, though.

Aside from God of War 1/2, no other PS2 game drew me in and kept me enticed as much as RE4 did. I really need to revisit it some day.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 15:37
Dexter345
I think about this every time I go boating.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 16:22
smurfee mcgee
Such an amazing battle. It's not the hardest, but it's so well done that it doesn't even matter.
And yes, I did fire into the water like some of you. I just fired a couple shots. I don't know why. But man...I paid for it. Now that was terrifying.
DemonEyes23's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2008 18:27
DemonEyes23
Little known fact. Before getting into the boat try standing at the waters edge and shooting into the water. Better yet instruct a friend playing for the first time. The Boss will lunge out of the water and take out leon. If you dont know its comin its probably the scariest moment in this game.
Cletus the Fetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2008 18:05
Cletus the Fetus
I screamed HOLY FUCK when that thing burst out of the water. And after I killed it, I forgot about the church key, and I went back across to the first dock where you find the boat. What happened then was a bunch of wolves come out of the woods, and masses of writhing tentacles come out of their backs and I'm like HOLY FUCKING SHIT because I had no goddamn clue that there were parasites in the game, since I went the wrong way and didn't see the first one come out of the villager. Scared the shit out of me. One of the few times that going the wrong way can be even better than playing the game right. That game was so full of unforgettable moments, it's ridiculous.
Chopp's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 12:44
Chopp
@DemonEyes - I did that EXACT thing. Needless to say, hilarity ensued.
Clockwork-Zombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2008 03:29
Clockwork-Zombie
This boss fight is so much win, I love it.
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