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The Memory Card .31: The end of The End photo

Boss battles are awesome. Wait, no, let me correct that. Some boss battles are awesome. Others tend to be lazy, hack-and-slash fests that don’t offer the exciting, creative confrontations gamers are salivating for as they make their way through a tough level. Boss battles should be the ultimate in satisfying rewards, right?

Lucky for us, there have been numerous boss fights over the years that are highly memorable, some even elevating themselves from merely “satisfying” to downright revolutionary. I know, the term “revolutionary” is thrown around way too much and is turning into the buzz word of the industry, but how else to describe a sequence in a game incomparable to anything that has ever come before it?

A perfect example of one of these truly revolutionary boss battles occurs in one of my favorite games of the last decade, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater for the PlayStation 2.

Hit the jump to experience a videogame showdown unlike any I have ever played before.

The Set-Up

I am a huge fan of the Metal Gear games, with Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater being my absolute favorite in the series. Yes, the game has its detractors, but, to me, everything feels perfect (that’s right; I said “perfect”), from the opening parachute drop into the jungle to the emotional and heartbreaking finale.

One of my favorite things about the game is its inclusion of some very memorable characters, none more memorable than the members of the Cobra Unit.

What is this “Cobra Unit,” you ask? Well, a little backstory on the plot of the game will help answer that question (you can get a more detailed version of how the game unfolds here, the first time Metal Gear Solid 3 was featured on The Memory Card).

In the game you play as Naked Snake, an operative for the U.S. government sent to the jungles of the Soviet Union during the Cold War to thwart the evil plans of his former mentor, The Boss. The Boss is in the possession of a nuclear weapon and Snake must find a way to stop her before destruction is unleashed upon the world.

The Cobra Unit is a group of highly trained soldiers who pose as boss battles within the structure of the game. They serve under The Boss and all have names linked to emotions (i.e. The Fear, The Fury, etc.).

The only member of the Cobra Unit that does not possess the same naming convention as the others is The End.

The End is a very old man. Factoring in the information gathered during the game, he may even be more than 100 years old. And he acts it, riding around in a wheelchair for the majority of the game and falling asleep during numerous cutscenes. But what The End lacks in youth, he makes up for in unparalleled skill. You see, The End is a master sniper, even putting former Metal Gear Solid boss Sniper Wolf to shame.

Throughout the game, Snake defeats members of the Cobra Unit one by one. Eventually, he makes his way to a section of the jungle that seems ... creepier than usual (dubbed Sokrovenno South).

The next Memory Card moment begins as Snake enters this lush section of Sokrovenno, triggering one of the most amazing boss battles in the history of videogames.

The Moment

As Snake slowly makes his way through the swaying trees of the jungle, liver spot-covered The End is revealed to the player just yards away, asleep with his sniper rifle cuddled up with him like a teddy bear.

Suddenly, The End’s parrot companion flies down and warns him of Snake’s appearance. The End awakes and jumps into firing position immediately, his bulging eye pressed against the rifle’s sight.

The End then starts to pray to some celestial being to give him the strength to complete this one final battle before he dies. “Let me linger in this world just a little longer,” he pleads as he readies his gun.

After a completely camouflaged The End screams out a dramatic introduction, Snake pulls out his own trusty sniper rifle and the epic battle begins.

Most boss battles in games take place in a small, controlled area, allowing the actual battle to be the focus of all the action on-screen. The battle with The End, however, takes place over three huge jungle maps.

When the battle starts, Snake has many options available to him. He could, technically, run around all three maps, hoping to get lucky and just randomly run into The End. Chances are, however, this technique will result in Snake immediately being shot down by The End’s accurate (and lethal) sniper fire.

Instead of using brawn, Snake is forced to use his brains ... and a whole lot of patience.

There are many techniques Snake can use to defeat The End. He can use his thermal goggles to find The End’s location and scope him out that way. He can use his directional microphone to hear the sound of rustling jungle, signaling him to the direction of The End’s whereabouts. Snake (and the player) can even watch for The End’s parrot to fly in the air, giving its master’s location away.

Regardless of the technique, the battle takes a very long time. Not only are all three jungle maps large in scope and area, The End doesn’t constantly move around and reveal obvious patterns like most bosses. In fact, the AI is so advanced in Metal Gear Solid 3 that The End will usually find a nice, safe, hidden spot and plant himself there for hours, just waiting to get a good shot in.

Even when you eventually locate The End, he doesn’t just sit there and let you shoot him. Once he sees the red beam from Snake’s sniper sight he will run away, looking for a new location to perch for another few hours. Yikes!

While all of this sounds frustrating, it really isn’t. The whole, protracted experience feels like an honest-to-God duel between two talented marksmen. Having no other enemies to worry about other than The End may make the jungle feel empty at times, but it only adds to the tension. Personally, I just love knowing that The End is out there somewhere, just waiting amidst the foliage, ready to strike. It forces the player to think outside the traditional boss battle mold to figure out a way to achieve victory.

Another cool touch during this battle is that The End is the only enemy in all of Metal Gear Solid 3 that will actually not kill Snake. The old sniper has too much respect for his challenger that, instead, he will just lower Snake’s energy to barely nothing, rendering him unconscious. If this happens, the screen goes black and Snake wakes up in a prison, forced to figure out a way to escape and make his way back to The End to start the fight all over again. This creative choice is a nice touch to an already stunning sequence.

Once Snake finally defeats The End, the boss dies in typical overdramatic Metal Gear fashion. His body explodes and the remains gently blow into the trees, becoming one with the surrounding jungle.

Snake pays his respect to his fallen enemy and then continues on his journey.

You can watch the opening and closing to the amazing battle right here (keep in mind that the actual fight most likely couldn’t be captured on video, mainly because it lasts so long):

The Impact

Wow. There are so many ways the battle with The End revolutionizes how things are handled in a videogame. I honestly don’t know where to start. *rolls up sleeves*

The heavy focus on strategy over action is what obviously makes this battle significant from the start. It took me almost two hours to kill The End the first time I fought him, but I have heard stories about people taking more than six hours to finally do him in. A boss battle that lasts for six hours? Incredible doesn’t even begin to describe that. Heck, just the fact that the battle is even designed to be able to last for up to six hours (if not more) is impressive. Can you think of any other boss battle in history that could even come close to taking this long?

This lengthy, meticulous showdown is one thing, but the more you play Metal Gear Solid 3, the more you discover how much creativity the battle with The End has to offer.

When you first enter the battle you are met with The End's parrot flying about, warning him of Snake’s presence. To start things off differently, you can actually kill this parrot with a well-aimed bullet. Not only will this result in some heavy curse words, but The End’s attack patterns will actually change. Instead of relying on patience, The End will be so angry and riled up from the death of his pet that his offensive strategy will be more aggressive.

There are also a few cool, alternative techniques the player can use to finish off The End. Of course partaking in the epic cat-and-mouse sniper battle is the most interesting and satisfying, but how about waiting for The End to fall asleep? That’s right; if you fight against The End long enough (around a few hours) he will actually fall asleep in the middle of battle. At this point all Snake has to do is walk up to him (if he can find him) and fire away. It’s tough to take advantage of the small window of time he is asleep, but it is a cool technique nonetheless.

And you can even skip the battle as well! In one particular sequence early in the game, the player has full control over Snake as he is watching The End being wheeled around in his wheelchair. If Snake possesses the sniper rifle at this point in the game, he can zoom in and shoot The End in the head, killing him instantly. If the player accomplishes this, the boss battle will never happen. The fact that creator Hideo Kojima incorporated this technique into the game is a work of pure genius. And it makes perfect sense! If a boss appears earlier in a game, why should you have to wait until a preordained time to kill him/her? Why not take advantage of the opportunity before they are prepared for battle?

But the ultimate technique to beat The End has to come in the form of waiting for him to die. As mentioned several times before, The End is very old and on the brink of death. If the player saves the game in the middle of the fight, goes into the PlayStation 2’s internal clock and sets it forward a few weeks, the next time the game is loaded up The End will have died ... of old age. Seriously, a new cutscene will depict Snake finding him just lying there dead. No fighting necessary. Awesome.

I am sure there are numerous more secrets during the battle with The End that can be discovered after playing the game over and over. That is the beauty and magic of the Metal Gear games. As with Psycho Mantis in Metal Gear Solid, Hideo Kojima really knows how to shatter the “fourth wall” and revolutionize what can be accomplished in a videogame.

The End is one of my favorite characters of all time and his boss battle is something I will never forget for the rest of my life. A truly incredible experience.

The Memory Card Save Files

.01 - .20 (Season 1)
.21: Crono's final act (Chrono Trigger)
.22: Ganon's tower (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
.23: It was all a dream? (Super Mario Bros. 2)
.24: The assimilation of Kerrigan (StarCraft)
.25: A McCloud family reunion (Star Fox 64)
.26: The return of Rydia (Final Fantasy IV)
.27: The battle with the Hydra (God of War)
.28: Fight for Marian's love! (Double Dragon)
.29: The Hunter attacks (Half-Life 2: Episode 2)
.30: The Phantom Train (Final Fantasy VI)


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Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:14
Dexter345
I only ever watched my roommate play this game, but the battle with The End was tense even for me, and I would rate it as the second best part of this game. Have you already done a Memory Card on the Boss? So heartwrenching.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:15
Dexter345
...The answer is yes, and had I checked that link beforehand, I would have known.
Baldheaded Monk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:16
Baldheaded Monk
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
I'm still in a dream
Concelmooooooooo
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:16
Chad Concelmo
@Dexter,
:) :) :)
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:17
Cheeburga
Amaaazing write up. I truly truly loved this boss battle more than any MGS boss fight I encountered.

Personally, I tried to kill him as he was rollin' away in his wheelchair, but I'm afraid I fail as a sniper.
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:17
Scape
Yea all the different ways you can take care of him really seals the deal for this being one of the best boss fights of all time.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:19
Spartacus
The End is my favorite boss battle ever. It's so amazing. I think the most intense way to actually beat him is to sneak up on him while he's looking for you and hold him up with a tranquilizer gun. My God, do I love this boss battle.

Also, that's "fourth wall," not "forth wall." Just sayin'.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:20
Spartacus
I actually haven't gotten to the Boss yet, but I can't even imagine how you would make a better fight than this one.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:23
Chad Concelmo
@Spartacus,
Oops. Thanks for that ("fourth"). Fixed. :)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:28
pendelton21
This is where I finally knew that Kojima was a fucking insane genius. Actually, the first time I played through, I killed The End while he was in that wheelchair (and got hit by his fucking exploding wheel), and never experienced this. After someone told me how awesome the actual battle was, I had to go through an witness it myself. Truly a great gaming moment.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:32
brainderailment
I've actually just recently played this again. The End once sneaked up behind me and took me to the prison. I was so pissed because he was almost dead. My technique is to use the microphone if you don't have any footprints showing up on the thermal. And then if I still can't find him, just shoot off a loud weapon, and he'll fire at you revealing his position. Then, when I find him, I blast him in the face with a shotgun, and I try to keep him from flash-banging me before I rape his health bar.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:35
Tubatic
Whoa. I never knew about the prison thing. That's amazing!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:36
king3vbo
The End is easily my favorite boss battle of all time. In all the playthroughs I've done of MGS3, I've let him die of old age, snuck up and held him up, shot him earlier in the game.... the options are astounding.

As always, fucking sweet post Chad
DrkAdonis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:41
DrkAdonis
Man. I loved The End's boss battle. It also took me 2 hours the first time I played against him... but that was me going for a stamina kill as well (having to sneak up on the bastard is a pain in the ass!)

As far as killing him earlier... my buddy and I actually managed to shoot him in the head, swap to the camera, and get an in-game screenshot of Snake being slammed in the head by the wheel. Totally epic.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:45
Cataract
Wow, this brings back memories of when this game first came out. We, being me and two of my friends, got it on launch day, and were determined to beat it that weekend. We played in rotations, and I was the lucky one to get to fight The End. I just wish I could play it again so i could actually experience the ending to the game for myself, considering they didn't wake me up at 2AM to see it, and then did a new game +.


Assholes.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:51
brainderailment
Also, kerotan frogs.
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:54
slapme7times
his dentures snap out?
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:56
braulio09
yeah first time i went through the game i killed The End when he was on the wheelchair but some idiot crashed against the loght pole thingies near my house and the lights went out, resulting in me losing my save. next time i didnt bother trying to kill him because it seemed to me like it didnt help at all.
King Friday's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 17:58
King Friday
Epic fucking boss battle indeed. I played that one at least six times. I heard rumors about killing the bird being another way to win, but alas I wasn't able to do it. I remember sitting there for an hour with my headphones on, carefully scanning the horizon - waiting to hear that old codger's breathing...

Bringing out the PS2 tonight.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:02
Sharpless
I hate stealth missions, so I don't really play the MGS series, but the more I hear of the series, the more amazing it sounds. This sounds like an awesome battle. I like the way Kojima thinks.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:03
Justin Villasenor
Like I told you before I got really lucky and happened to spot him walking nearby and then chased him around the jungle until my automatic weapons took him down. I'm totally looking forward to the many ways the fight can unfold on my next play through, though.
K 2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:06
K 2
This was easily one of my favorite boss battles ever, and my second favorite in MGS3. It probably would have been my favorite if I hadn't read about the code to make his location pop up on the map; knowing about that, I (with much shame) succumbed to using it a few times.

Though during the final fight against the Boss I used the same technique I would've used on the End anyway (slowly crawling in the flowers, finding her on thermals, and sniping).
fish with hat's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:11
fish with hat
i love the fact that there are so many different ways to play through this game. one of my favorite thing is that how you fight the bosses and enemies through out the game have a huge impact on your fight with The Sorrow. I'm sure Chad will do a memory card about that too, right....?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:11
Sharpless
Also, Chad, you can find a video of the entire battle (23 minutes, and that's with some sped-up footage) here.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:14
Chad Concelmo
@fish with hat,
Funny you should mention that ... :)
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:17
moot button
sneaking up on him and his damn bird is so rewarding. you just know you got around him with sneakysneakyskill.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:20
ArrestedDeveloper
I remember finding out that if you held up The End twice before dealing with him he would drop his awesome camo and gun. I spent hours listening for him, looking for his sniper scope glint and sneaking around. I finally held him up twice but killed him before I picked up what he dropped and lost the chance to get the awesome camo.
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:22
MATTFOO
Mr.Concelmo this is a really fucking good write up. A+


also, i love the style of Metal Gear even if it frustrates me to the point of hair loss.
Kinjiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:24
Kinjiro
can't you sit under the tree he's in, and smoke a cigarette, and he coughs and falls out of the tree?

i thought i read that somewhere
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:29
Spartacus
@Kinjiro - If that's true, then my respect/awe/worship of Hideo Kojima just increased a ridiculous amount.
Dr Mike's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:31
Dr Mike
I absolutely loved that The End's scope actually glistens in the sunlight, making it possible to figure out where he is by vision alone.

His camo is a nice touch and if you tranq him, you get his Mosin Nagant rifle. Pure greatness.
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 18:46
Robert
Good stuff. I think after the first time I would just track him down, shoot him with a shotgun, and chase him into the next screen where he would be waiting nearby. Then I'd crawl up and shoot him again.

Or steal his tranq gun.
Theplanman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 19:10
Theplanman
@ Kinjiro- It was the Fear, actually. He's the creepy Voldo-looking guy who jumps through the trees.

Metal Gear Solid 3 may have the highest amount of memorable moments per capita of any game in recent memory. (The End, the Boss, the Sorrow, the dog chase down the sewers, the vampire sleep game, calling in air strikes, Ocelot's stupid hand gesture thing, the Metal Gear chase straight out of Indiana Jones, the end of the game lasting for like three hours)
Even the throw-away stuff was amazing (the ladder, anyone?)
eXaX's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 19:15
eXaX
I'm a huge JRPG fan. And sadly, not a professional one at that and as such boss fights can cause me some trouble, resulting in extremely long battles and either dying or just barely making it.

Now, you would think that the longest battle I've ever fought would be in a Rpg ... well no, longest battle I've ever fought in my life was up against The End. 4 and half hours or so. And by the way, it's not a good feeling when you are crouched someplace "safe", using the scope to try and find that old "#$% when you start hearing his labored breathing right in your ears. Sick stuff.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 19:26
Wedge
I dunno what all this "six hour" stuff is about. I had no problem sneaking up on The End, holding him up with my tranq darts, stealing his camo suit and his rifle, and then EATING HIS PARROT. That's right, I went there.
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 19:43
Druid 01
o man was this fight tough, i think it took me about 2 hours, but i actually didn't have the sniper rifle for the fight i completely neglected to look in the building where it was and started the fight with my assault rifle (M16 i think, can't remember) so it was REALLY tough. luckily for me i always shot his parrot, out of spite lol. i had no idea it changed his play style but i guess it was a lucky move cus without him moving around more getting him without the sniper would probably have been alot tougher.
Notyavgkat's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 19:48
Notyavgkat
i've never even considered a boss battle could last for hours...whoa
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 19:51
J03yyz
hmm, my first battle with the end only took like 10 minutes...
animateria's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:19
animateria
@ Wedge

YOU, YOU MONSTER!

Anyways did the parrot taste good?
rargy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:20
rargy
Never fought him. Shot some barrels near him after a cutscene and that killed him.
SSGogeta1013's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:40
SSGogeta1013
Great boss fight!!! I love your memory card write ups, They always make me think of great times I used to have playing games. Sadly I'm too busy with school the past 2 months to truly appreciate a good game.
Slayzer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:41
Slayzer
Another funny way to finish the fight a friend clued me in on, he was having so much trouble with it that he saved mid battle. Then due to school and other RL stuff he had to stop playing for about a week or so. After loading the save "The End" actually DIES OF OLD AGE. I didn't believe it until I saw it, but I guess if you can hold out not playing such an amazing game for roughly a week they should reward you ;P. Or I suppose you could cheat and set your system clock ahead...

Kudos Mr. Kojima, Kudos
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 20:43
Wedge
It's not bad. Parrot is an acquired taste.
emo zema's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 21:26
emo zema
Truly epic boss battle Prolly best yet .

It took me about 2&a half hrs to beat him took everything i had . At one point i even took my AK & fired away randomly trying to flush him out (never worked).

I evantually happend to spot him with my sniper scope though got a shot or 2 he ran & i chased .

Also that rain was hard to work in .
krylonkoopa's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:07
krylonkoopa
I like the fact that if you do save it in mid fight with the end. And come back a few days from then. The cut scene shows snake looking at the body of The End and is dissapointed that he didn't get to fight him.

Im currently play through all 3 right now since i got the collection from the game store.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:20
ZombiePlatypus
Awesome, awesome memory card subject. This was a great part of a great series... I ended up in that holding cell a bit more often than I'd have liked at first, but trudging my way back a few times only made me take my time and eventually enjoy the fight more...
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 22:26
Bluefusion
Yeah, the boss battle was taking me about an hour and a half, with his health about half-way down, before I grew frustrated and consulted Gamefaqs.

This truly is my favorite boss battle of all time. So intense, yet so long. Makes me want to whip out the ol PS2 again.
SantanaClaus89's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/17/2008 23:48
SantanaClaus89
This is funny cause I actually fought The End today, as I just got the Essentials Collection last weekend and I've been tearing through all three games.

It took me a few minutes to find The End's first location, then I chased him all over the woods by following his footsteps w/ the thermal goggles and every time he stopped I mauled him with the shotgun. All in all the battle took about 15-20 minutes.

When I first played through this game back when it was originally released it took me a looong ass time cause I used the sniper rifle.
epoch's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 00:09
epoch
what's this about it taking 2 hours for him to fall asleep? It seems like every time I snuck up on him he would be sleeping.

I felt like such a badass when I finally got his camo, great moment in gaming
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2008 00:46
Necros
Damn, I own Twin Snakes and MGS3, and I still haven't played either. I really need to see this stuff for myself.
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