OK, so maybe he isn't really Stretch Armstrong*, but thanks to this nifty bug, he might as well be. Teh awesome Tehuberone showed me a couple of pictures of the Chief all stretch liked one day while showing off his stats in Halo 3. Yes, I get it Tehuberone, you're awesome, leave me alone!
So how does one make the Master Chief into the super hero Stretch Armstrong? Why it's quite simple really! Just let a Scarab step on you! That's it. As soon as that happens, the Chief gets stretchy and is sent miles in to the air. Now why couldn't a glitch like this happen in the Dead or Alive games?
[*Editor's note: If you don't know who Stretch Armstrong is, then you're obviously not a 90's child. It also means that you don't deserve my respek.]
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12:50 AM on 10.01.2007
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what was the name of his nemesis that looked like he had a really bad rash?
Also, you need to be at Buddy Freddy's as soon as it opens.
maybe no ness?
How the hell can a fat girl break a Stretch Armstrong? Did her ass conceal hidden claws?
I HAD to...
Stretch ArmsChief
I think it was Vac-Man. Or something like that.
I had one of those, he was so cool.
Well, when she sat on my backpack, a book corner jammed against it I suppose. That's the only rational explanation for the most traumatic event in my life.