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Finally. The video you’ve all been waiting for your whole life to see. Oh yeah, Mario and Peach so get it on.

At first, I thought this was going to be pretty corny but the videogame jokes are kind of funny. The Zelda/Hell yeah joke had me rolling.

The joke at the very end though kind of upset me. It’s a rip off of another Mario animation that has Mario and Peach getting it on. I can’t find a link to that flash movie, but it ends with Peach giving birth to a baby Luigi, baby Yoshi, baby Bowser and a few other baby Mario characters.

As always, check out the College Humor video after the break.








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AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 02:12
AgentMOO
Haha, the used question block sound was perfect...
Jizl Tizl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 02:13
Jizl Tizl
Its nota you, ITSA ME!!
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 02:14
Ravana
Pretty funny
Jizl Tizl's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 02:15
Jizl Tizl
uhhhhh....
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 02:24
Sharpless
I always want to hate everything College Humor does, but they're actually usually pretty funny.
Samuel Dillinger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 02:28
Samuel Dillinger
Hamza,

Go to bed man!

lol

P.S - What the fuck is with the bags?
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 02:50
mourning orange
There goes my childhood
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 03:05
ceark
insomenia?
Zippyduda's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 03:15
Zippyduda
Highly disturbing, but funny at the same time. Not sure how to feel. The Zelda joke made me laugh though too tbf.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 03:20
Necro BABS
do you mean Insomnia?
ZeonS's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 03:25
ZeonS
This reminds me of an old Flash animation, "Peach the Bitch". Check it out: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/204523
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 03:37
ParaParaKing
Wow, what an original idea.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 04:40
Darren Nakamura
Hahahah...
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 05:33
JLanphear
That made me smile.
Katamaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 05:42
Katamaya
uh...you guys know he can time his posts to post whenever he wants, right? so...he doesn't have to be up for this to be published.
Blommen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 05:47
Blommen
I liked it, pretty funny and well made.
parsleyboots's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 06:19
parsleyboots
Reminded me a lot of this.
parsleyboots's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 06:23
parsleyboots
Just re-read CTZ's post. The link I posted is a video of the flash he mentioned.
KapitanFiggs's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 06:27
KapitanFiggs
Wow, that was...brilliant. The Hammer Bros. high-five nearly made me wet meself.
bart999's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 06:32
bart999
Nice, still, I'd rather fuck Zelda as well.
Scientist tz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 08:30
Scientist tz
The genitals are pixelated in regular Japanese porn too.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 08:41
Teta
Mario alaways come first
ahhaahahahhahahahahhahahahhahhasfdg
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 09:11
Xhumation
But I thought the princess was a cock teasing bitch.
Spotlight51's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 09:38
Spotlight51
That was excellent, a work of masterpiece
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 10:22
PappaDukes
*FAP*
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 10:50
falinter
What a cop out. I want to see some 8bit poon.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 11:45
Chronic Logic
ZELDA! I mean HEll YEAH!
Dizzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 12:14
Dizzy
She finally gave it up? Huh. After all of those levels tangling with the Hammer Bros, you'd think that finally sexing up the Princess would Mario a couple of 1ups at least. How pedestrian.
Slowey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 13:23
Slowey
I was playing some Super Mario World too. I guess next time I play this is all im gonna think about *shudder*
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 13:36
pedrovay2003
Haha, wow. The ending was awesome.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 13:52
peachboy
that was pretty horrible, as far as stupid videos go.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 13:55
Brian Szabelski
That was pretty dumb.
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 15:51
HammerShark
Did they scream Luigi at the end?
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 15:55
Reginald
good punchline
Laird's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2009 21:53
Laird
Apparently, he wasn't like Yoshi down there...
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/05/2009 14:23
ErigBurger
Woah, E rated characters doing mature things? Never seen THAT before. How original and hilarious!
Jason Klehr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2009 18:23
Jason Klehr
The original flash animation mentioned: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/196510
Dylan Rodrigues's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2010 13:48
Dylan Rodrigues
wait for it that was funny
Agata's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2010 08:42
Agata
This was hysterical. I feel bad for whoever made this because they have to live with themselves, but the rest of the world can benefit regardless.
The porn music in the background is so wrong. I'll hear that for every mario bros game for eternity. Not long before the link/samus sex tape surfaces. With Pit working the camera. Nice.
Can't wait "Mario playing with <a href="http://www.sextoysreviewer.com/">sex toys</a>" tape-)
Agata's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2010 08:44
Agata
This was hysterical. I feel bad for whoever made this because they have to live with themselves, but the rest of the world can benefit regardless.
The porn music in the background is so wrong. I'll hear that for every mario bros game for eternity. Not long before the link/samus sex tape surfaces. With Pit working the camera. Nice.
http://www.sextoysreviewer.com/
Agata's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2010 08:49
Agata
This was hysterical. I feel bad for whoever made this because they have to live with themselves, but the rest of the world can benefit regardless.
The porn music in the background is so wrong. I'll hear that for every mario bros game for eternity. Not long before the link/samus sex tape surfaces. With Pit working the camera. Nice.
Can't wait "Mario playing with sex toys tape-)
Ps  Hack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2010 04:55
Ps Hack
I love it !!
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