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The manliest men of Final Fantasy: Part four photo

Yea! It's time again for more manly men from Final Fantasy games. *audience applause*

Now sit back and relax as we present to you the next three contestants in our list of manly men. All are very eager to meet you and have been waiting patiently in the wings for the last 3 days! Now that's patience.

You may want to check out the previous contestants on our show from the last three days before you hit the jump for today's group.

Part one

Part two

Part three  

What is your major malfuction, boy?!

Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy VII

Cid is a grumpy, foul-mouthed pilot who dreams of flying a rocket into space. He dreams are put on hold when the rocket malfunctions and Cid’s assistant aborts the launch. Cid’s weapons of choice are spears and lances.

Cid is always pictured with a smoke in his mouth and a pack of smokes tucked in his goggle’s strap. Any man willing to smoke around rocket fuel must have big set of balls in my book. Cid reminds me of the old World War II aviators that risking their lives each time they went up against the enemy in the skies.

It's Agent 47

Rude from Final Fantasy VII

Rude is a bald-headed bad*ss that is never seen without his sunglasses. Trained as an assassin and sniper for the Turks, a group controlled the Shinra Corporation. Able to take huge amounts of damage, Rude has inhuman strength and tends to fight with his fists, much like Tifa.

Looking like Agent 47, Rude is another great example of a manly figure. With a goatee, bald head and multiple piercing, Rude’s look screams “Don’t mess with me, biatch”. Even in the movie, Rude is bashed over the head with a billboard and still comes back to fight.

Arg, I'm searching for Moby Dick

Ward Zabac from Final Fantasy VIII

Ward is a friend of Laguna’s who lost his voice in battle. He’s a big body builder type that carries a harpoon and never leaves the side of his friends. Laguna is lucky enough to understand Ward’s gestures and facial expressions enough to translate them into words. Ward becomes an official in Esthar, along with Laguna.

Silent and carries a big harpoon. He sounds manly to me.

Check back tomorrow for the last installment of manly men of Final Fantasy








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Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 14:39
Mabec
Cid is in almost every FF-game... atleast his name.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 14:41
Brandon Undead
Uncle! Uncle!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 14:47
Darren Nakamura
The dude with the harpoon rocked. I just loved the way it looked how he would launch it at enemies. Very manly.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 14:48
Snaileb
Sloooooowww...neeeewwws...daaaaay??
Crackhippo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 15:05
Crackhippo
what was the name of that huge knight-guy from ff9?..i think he was the only MAN in that game
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 15:18
Faith
Not a slow news day, the whole post was too big and we had to spread it out over 5 days.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 15:26
Snaileb
FAITH, I've loved all four articles from your FF posts, but what I ment to say was, everytime news slows down you guys seem to post stuff like this. Not a bad thing, in fact it fucking rocks.
I love it when editors give us their opinion about something, and in return we get to bitch to each other about it, it just usually happens when there isnt any 'breaking' news.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 15:35
Faith
I post what I want, regardless of the a busy or slow news day.

Plus I love articles that get people talking. Debate away.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 15:46
Snaileb
FF12 iz teh gayz?
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 16:14
Robert
FF9 had only one manly character. One GOOD character, even. Blank.

He's the shit. Play through the first two hours of the game (or whatever, until you get out of the forest) and tell me you don't agree.

Vivi's pretty cool too, but not manly, so ignore this sentence.
Nintendork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 16:46
Nintendork
FACT: Real men carry harpoons.
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 17:08
generaldane
manly enough to smoke around rocket fuel...
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2007 17:34
Justice
This post continually gives me jokes (makes me laugh)
Rude is such a bad boy name haha
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2007 00:46
RskimB
Blank is pretty manly
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2007 00:54
Farktoid
Predictions are simple. Auron was the only manly man in X. Period, end of story, Kihmari doesn't count because he was a Ronto, and Wakka had a speech impediment eh? 11 doesn't count either because if you played that, you are/were gay. In 12, You got the pirate dude and the soldier dude. I haven't played in a couple months so I forgot their names, but that's them. Also you forgot Knight and Ninja in FFI.
nerpin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2007 11:36
nerpin
FFIX is coming up soon, and I will say this now...I pray to all the deities that have ever been worshipped by humankind that Steiner is not on that list. No self respecting man on testicular overdrive would be caught with headgear like that.
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