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The lyrics to the God of War II theme; Hold Devil's pot of tea! photo

One of my favorite fads on the Internets is the foreign music lyrics translated phonetically into English. For a good example of what I'm talking about, check out the Finnish intro to Ducktales where a couple of the verses sound like "I'm going to stroke it, your arms are broken!"

Thanks to Newgrounder Chris O'Neil, we now have a translation to the God of War II theme. Sure, it's not the real translation, but it is none the less the most epic things you will hear.

 

Bonus round: The German(?) outro for the Super Mario Show. I know for a fact I've posted this before but can't find it at all on the site. Anyway, enjoy.

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Altair78's Avatar
Altair78 at 07/09/2007 12:22
Great, now this song is going to be stuck in my head with a stickfigure serving me tea
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 07/09/2007 12:24
Evil Mulan at the end was still pretty hot.

...what? OH LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT!@
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 07/09/2007 12:27
BRILLIANT!
David Houghton 's Avatar
David Houghton at 07/09/2007 12:28
Win. Absolute win.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 07/09/2007 12:30
I like the Mario one better, I kinda thought this was lame. Except the random image of the stick figure jerkin it to porn.

WTF was that for?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 07/09/2007 12:59
The epic score makes this superior win.
Gemsi's Avatar
Gemsi at 07/09/2007 13:11
I'm never going to be able to look at a milkshake in the same way again.
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 07/09/2007 14:03
JUST FOR GAYS!
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 07/09/2007 14:03
Wait.. where is my pot of tea... srsly.
Das Inchworm's Avatar
Das Inchworm at 07/09/2007 14:16
I seriously watched the duck tales YTMND like 9 times
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 07/09/2007 14:37
The German Pokemon one is good.

Also ... I'm in love with Altair's avatar. Moar plz.
BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 07/09/2007 15:00
mario ftw
LordRegulus's Avatar
LordRegulus at 07/09/2007 15:02
Those are the best goddamn stick figures I have ever seen.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar
rpbowlinggod at 07/09/2007 19:35
Love the "taco nazi" from the duck tales
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