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The lyrics to the God of War II theme; Hold Devil's pot of tea! photo

One of my favorite fads on the Internets is the foreign music lyrics translated phonetically into English. For a good example of what I'm talking about, check out the Finnish intro to Ducktales where a couple of the verses sound like "I'm going to stroke it, your arms are broken!"

Thanks to Newgrounder Chris O'Neil, we now have a translation to the God of War II theme. Sure, it's not the real translation, but it is none the less the most epic things you will hear.

 

Bonus round: The German(?) outro for the Super Mario Show. I know for a fact I've posted this before but can't find it at all on the site. Anyway, enjoy.

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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 12:22
Altair78
Great, now this song is going to be stuck in my head with a stickfigure serving me tea
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 12:24
tazarthayoot
Evil Mulan at the end was still pretty hot.

...what? OH LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT!@
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 12:27
BlindsideDork
BRILLIANT!
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 12:28
David Houghton
Win. Absolute win.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 12:30
Snaileb
I like the Mario one better, I kinda thought this was lame. Except the random image of the stick figure jerkin it to porn.

WTF was that for?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 12:59
Mxyzptlk
The epic score makes this superior win.
Gemsi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 13:11
Gemsi
I'm never going to be able to look at a milkshake in the same way again.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 14:03
atheistium
JUST FOR GAYS!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 14:03
atheistium
Wait.. where is my pot of tea... srsly.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 14:16
Das Inchworm
I seriously watched the duck tales YTMND like 9 times
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 14:37
Joseph Leray
The German Pokemon one is good.

Also ... I'm in love with Altair's avatar. Moar plz.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 15:00
BahamutZero
mario ftw
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 15:02
LordRegulus
Those are the best goddamn stick figures I have ever seen.
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2007 19:35
rpbowlinggod
Love the "taco nazi" from the duck tales
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