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The little things that every RPG should have photo

It's so easy to miss the little things in life. Those things that brighten up our day but are taken for granted and never really noticed outside of our subconscious. Like Sunny days or calls from a loved one or the fact that your parents will finally be dead one day. RPGs, much like life, are full of these little extra touches that enrich any experience, yet they're truly taken for granted and never given the appreciation they deserve.

Even worse, a great many RPGs shun them altogether, despite how easy they are to include and how big a difference they can make, despite their subtlety. Obviously, we cannot let that stand. Good roleplaying games have been throwing in quiet-yet-wonderful touches without applause for far too long, and it's about time we took notice of the little things. 

Read on as we isolate and appreciate the little things that every RPG should have.

 

Enemies that telegraph when their HP is low:

It's amazing that more RPGs don't do this. In nearly every roleplaying game, your own characters will start to wilt and pant when their HP reaches critical levels. The enemies get to know who is weakest and sometimes will capitalize on that, but why aren't players awarded the same advantage? In the RPGs that do include enemy HP telegraphing, there can be few things more satisfying than finally seeing a hard-fought boss begin to sag and indicate that he's about to give up the ghost. That's when you know to go on an all-out attack, showing no mercy and finishing the job. 

Seeing an enemy droop lets you know to save your precious magical spells for a more healthy foe. MP doesn't grow on trees, and it's annoying to have to waste a powerful attack on something that could be killed with a single sword strike, or use a potion just moments before the fight ends. HP telegraphing also makes for a terrific crescendo to a battle, that final push for victory when you see the enemy falter. Much more exciting and conclusive than an enemy simply disappearing after giving no indication that the fight's nearly over. 

This is definitely something more RPGs should include. The fact that a significant number of them don't is borderline criminal. 

Equipped weapons and armor visible on characters:

Again, this is something I would expect from far more RPGs. It can be somewhat common to see equipped weapons visible on a character, but sometimes RPGs don't even bother to do that, and it makes me sick. What I really want, however, are more games that render everything you put on your characters' bodies. I want to see that Mythril Helmet, and if my character has put some glasses on, the game should show me what they look like. 

Lost Odyssey met us halfway, by allowing accessories to appear. That meant that if Kaim was wearing glasses or earrings, they would appear. Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles will kit our characters in full armor that reflects what they're wearing. It's also very common for Western RPGs like Elder Scrolls or Fable to render full armor sets, but JRPGs simply don't do them. I think they should. It's silly to put a full suit of armor on a character and then see him fight in only a pair of ludicrously oversized pants. 

Bestiaries:

RPGs are full of varied and strange enemies, usually provided without any kind of explanation simply because the game needed combat and the developers didn't feel like contextualizing it. Random battles against bizarre monsters are a staple of the RPG genre, but it's rare that you'll ever find anything out about the creatures you face, outside of how many times you have to hit it before it dies. Games that provide a bestiary with interesting information on the monsters encountered have an extra flavor to them, and allow these random creatures a sense to have a sense of belonging in the world. 

More importantly, I simply find that bestiaries are great fun simply to read. Flipping through the summaries of various creatures in Shadow Hearts or Castlevania is something I find enjoyable, and it's a shame that so many games neglect to include listings and biographies of the various opponents defeated throughout the course of an adventure. 

Why is a Hedgehog Pie called a Hedgehog Pie? Why is is giant worm boss hiding in the sand and why do I have to fight it without any explanation? I want to know these things, and if the game won't tell me while I'm fighting them, at least include a paragraph of explanatory text in a menu somewhere so that I can find out afterward. Besides which, it's fun to read up on an interesting game world and soak in the flare.

Useful merchant screens:

How many times have you been playing an RPG and started doing equipment shopping, only to find out that the store's menu system sucks? You're not given a clear comparison between your equipped items and the items you want to buy, so you're not sure which items are better. Even more annoying, you're not given the option the equip the new items after purchase, meaning you have to exit the store, open the main menu, navigate to the equipment screen and then equip from there. 

While somewhat uncommon these days, there are still games that release with awkward, hard-to-read merchant screens that don't allow for automatic equipping, and such things have to stop. A clear, clean, easily decipherable merchant screen that will let you change equipment while shopping makes each trip to the store much more pleasant and enjoyable, and ensures that customers will come back for more. 

That bit when the party disbands in a town:

After battling through a dungeon, defeating a boss and traversing the world map, you come across a brand new city, the biggest city of the game so far. Excitement! When you enter the city, you trigger the obligatory scene where the characters react to the new sights and sounds. The party decided to disband and explore the town on their own, leaving you to your own devices. Time to look around. 

As you walk about town, you'll notice members of your party simply going off and doing their own thing. One character may be getting into an argument with a storekeeper. Another may have found some kids and decided to join in their game. You get to see these characters you've fought with in a more peaceful and natural environment, and you get to see what they do in their down time and, by extension, learn far more about them as a rounded and three-dimensional character. 

Getting know and care about characters should be an important part of any RPG, and there's no better way to foster investment into a character than to see them simply being themselves. These moments where you find your allies scattered about a city doing their own thing is a terrific opportunity for the player to get to know who they're questing with. RPGs should always try and include these moments. 

"Story so far" summaries:

An RPG is a long and winding road. Lots of things happen, and sometimes it can be such a lengthy affair that a considerable break from playing is needed. When a player returns from that break, he doesn't want to be stuck trying to remember what happened when he left off, or having no idea where next to go in a world's vast map. A smart RPG will make sure to keep a log of your adventure, so that you can jump right back into the action after a brief refresher course. 

It can be in the form of a journal or diary written by the player character, it can be a Metal Gear Solid-esque description of the story so far, or it can simply be a clearly labeled objective message telling you exactly what needs to be done next. In a game with a sprawling world and a huge story, it's important to make sure a player doesn't get lost. 

HP & MP restoration with level increases:

It doesn't happen in every RPG, but when it does happen, it's always nice. Notable games would be Pokémon, or any number of Western RPGs such as Sacred 2 or Oblivion. It's incredibly useful to have a level increase restore one's health, especially when it comes to saving precious potions or curative spells. There's nothing quite like being near death, yet incredibly close to leveling up, and fighting on just long enough to get that last batch of XP and get a free restoration. These are the kind of things that add very little to the game on the surface, yet bring just an extra dash of brilliance to keep things interesting. 

Who needs those expensive Inns when you can work for your full health bar? Leveling up is satisfying in its own right, but throwing HP and MP at the player as well just makes it feel like so much more of a treat. 

Status spells that actually WORK:

This is the biggie. Everybody knows about status spells: Poison, Sleep, Frog, etcetera. The kind of spells that don't deal direct damage to an enemy, but have all sorts of unique, interesting and potentially powerful effects. In theory, these are the kind of spells a brilliant tactician or long-haul player should be permanently stocking in their deck of cards. In practice, however, these spells are nearly always worthless. 

What happens in reality is that every boss in the game will be immune to the effects of status spells. They can't be poisoned, put to sleep, confused or otherwise manipulated. What's worse, a fair few regular enemies will also shirk off these spells as if they're nothing. Naturally, however, if an enemy possesses the exact same spell, it'll work on YOU every bloody time. It's not fair, and it's not right.

Of course, many games would be too easy if these spells worked all the time, but there has to be a compromise. Maybe a Sleep spell will work on a boss, but only for a turn or two. Maybe the Poison damage isn't very much against strong enemies. Either way, it's upsetting to have such great and disruptive magic while lacking the ability to use it effectively. 

Games like Pokémon actually use status attacks quite expertly, with huge rewards in store for those willing to use them, and tactical RPGs tend to allow for status ailments in a much more lenient fashion. However, many other RPGs over the years have crammed their games with useless spells that could have been incredibly brilliant. Of course, when you actually manage to put an enemy to Sleep, you are one happy gamer. 

And that's what these little treats should be about. Making gamers happy. So take heed to this list, RPG developers of the world. We demand the little things, and we demand them now!


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Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:04
Niero
I was reading Nintendo Power today (issue 50!) and found this gem:



Herb. The prince needs it.
Insane Enigma's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:07
Insane Enigma
I totally agree with seeing your weapons and equipment. I mean, why bother grinding levels and buying the best stuff out there without being able to see the fruits of your labour. Also, I believe RPG's should include HP bars for the monsters, this could work as an effective substitute for not telegraphing when their health is low.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:10
Ganjookie
Nail on the Head for each one of the issues mentioned. Especially "Equipped weapons and armor visible on characters" I love getting new weapons and gear, but if I still look like the same schmuck from level 1 it kinda grates me the wrong way.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:10
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Great list! Couldn't agree more with the 2nd and last ones; although I'm still iffy about the HP/MP restore with level. It'd be convenient, but IMO a little to much so.

Also there's no HP Restore thing in Pokemon. Instead it just maintains the ratio of current hp to total hp you had before leveling up despite the new HP stat, so you'll only get a tiny bit of healing out of it. That's just me being nitpicky though >.<
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:12
Mirax
Nice article, Jim. I specially liked what you said about the shop screens and status effects, the latter being one of my biggest problems with JRPGs: completely useless spells/items.
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:12
Everyday Legend
Level 5 developing the game.
Every RPG could use some of that action.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:12
Monodi
The first time I saw visible equipped items was in FFCC. I was surprised as i thought no one else bothered doing this before and I thougt it would be kind of making it an idea for an RPG I am plotting.

I always found it ridiculous how your gold armor was not shown save the thin kung fu suit.
Davoidbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:14
Davoidbot
It's also nice when RPGs have more than one battle theme, that way if one sucks, you are not stuck with it through the entire game.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:14
Ganjookie
Niero, all Princes need herb, especially the green type.
TheChemist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:15
TheChemist
I thought in Pokemon it just added on however many new hit points you just got. For example if your max HP increased by 2 and you were 10/12 after the battle you are now 12/14.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:15
Xhumation
really nice article jim.

My favorite is the character restoration after levelling up. that always makes me smile.
grimlockfly's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:17
grimlockfly
Visible Enemies: in this day and age, random encounters are so much padding. I want to see the monsters in their own environment, doing their own thing, until you piss them off... this ties in with:

Needlessly complicated dungeon 'puzzles': as described, it's why I never finished Lost Odyssey. Mazes manipulated by switches whose maps can only be completed by a FAQ. the ridiculous length of time is even longer when you have random encounters. randomly pushing buttons and running back and forth across the screen while fighting a now very weak monster every minute isn't fun. get some real puzzle design, like zelda games, or just skip to the damn action. odds are we're playing rpgs for the story. speaking of which...


Side missions that don't make you feel like an asshole for taking on: oh, world about to end in the next six hours? excuse me, i have to breed the perfect chocobo. usually a ridiculous grind for weapons/items that you don't even need, and a mixture of all my complaints. you could finish the game 20 hours ago, but look i'm a completionist.

and finally:

NO ACHIEVEMENTS FOR ASININE 'FIND EVERY TREASURE CHEST' AND THE LIKE: SERIOUSLY, you know how many you programmed in? ridiculous.
Dudemullet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:18
Dudemullet
let hideo kojima design an RPG then bosses will have about 435 different ways of finishing them off, like using poison *AFTER* hitting them. Cause you see the cut of a blade will make the open wound absorb more poison and.. yeah whatever. I agree so much on status spells. ALSO this should mean that spells like PROTAGA or some shit like that should actually start getting used. fuck Esuna.

Also FFIV :)
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:19
Caffeine Knight
When we're talking about RPGs, these things really aren't very small at all. Having these in your game makes all the difference between a good RPG and a fantastic RPG. Technology is more than capable of supporting every single one of those mentioned and countless more.

Come on developers, is there any reason not to put these in? You hit the nail on the fucking head with this article.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:19
Colette Bennett
Cheers Jim, I agree with them all :)
Gemsi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:19
Gemsi
Apart from the last point, as far as I can remember both tales of the abyss and vesperia tick the boxes, but i do agree and wish more games did everything mentioned
lastdual's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:21
lastdual
Nice list. I would add:

Save anytime, anywhere, so long as you're not in battle.

Unlimited save slots (or at least a very high number).

Get rid of all morality meters!

That last one is a big annoyance for me. In games that give me moral choices, I should be able to choose good or evil actions at any time, not only if I've raised my "evilness" to level 47 by doing a bunch of evil stuff for the last 20 hours. Give my character free will damnit!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:22
Mushman
Oh, how I love Dragon Quest: Curse of the Dragon King. Didn't take itself too seriously, had decent humour, an interesting storyline and most importantly, a very likeable hero who is actually looks like a male. Factor in stellar enemy design, and you have one of my lost loved videogames.

Interestingly enough, FF12, one of the most hated FF's has a a LOT of these features you mentioned above. I love the game, and still can't fathom all the hate against it.
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:22
Cough
Excellent.

One more i can think of is the Scan magic, wich most of the time is completely useless, as it misses or just displays "LV:?? HP???? MP???" and i just want it to go fuck itself. FF9 did this, that scan would just miss and miss and miss and miss and c'mon garnet! Scan it. Scan it already!
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:23
HiddenAHB
I HATE when they change the party. Whats the point of spendin 10 hours grinding if the fucking game is going to disband us and give new shitty characters.
I would like more bestiaries, status spells that works and new leveling systems.
The good ol' get as much XP by grinding is getting kinda old.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:25
ParaParaKing
I don't want my armor to be visible on my characters. It completely ruins any character design.
Robert's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:26
Robert
Agree so much. The coolest thing about Diablo 2 when I was younger was that you could see the armor change for every new chestpiece, helmet, shield or sword. Totally awesome.

And one of my favorite things about BioWare games is the way you always have new things to talk about with your team. I hate when you have a team member who you aren't convinced is really part of the plot. Like...why is he still here?
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:27
Pacopaco
I agree with a lot of these, but the "that bit when the party disbands in a town" probably tops them all for me. It's incredible how much you can learn about a character just from seeing them do their daily routine or what they do when they're bored or have free time.

I mean, of course drama and plot are usually necessary to push things forward but you so rarely get a glimpse of what lies beyond the basic mode of a character's "we need to get to location X so we can defeat/talk to/inspect/eat Y" personality that it's a damn shame.
RedQueensAce's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:27
RedQueensAce
I loved finding the party members doing their own thing in FFIX's towns.
PySk's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:27
PySk
I got one more to add:
Party members you are not using actively in battle should also level up.
socialnorms's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:28
socialnorms
Nice article.

@Niero: Awesome. And after herb comes crystal. The wonders of gateway spells and gateway drugs in RPGs.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:28
Takeshi
One company: Level 5

Although Gust and their Atelier: Iris (among others) series has quite a lot of these features too.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:30
Jordan Devore
I'd also add timed button presses for increased damage a la Paper Mario/Mario and Luigi.
jsutcliffe's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:34
jsutcliffe
I like playing with dollies! Show my fricken armor on my fricken character already.

I probably spend as much time meticulously dying and coordinating my outfits in Fable 2 as I do actually playing the game.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:35
TheCleaningGuy
Well done Jim! I agree with everything on this list wholeheartedly.
MkShiranui's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:35
MkShiranui
I really only completely agree with three and six. The rest have workarounds.

I'd actually add another one: Equipment systems that are useful. One problem I have with many RPGs is the sheer amount of equipment available when most of it is only good for filling equipment slots. My all-time favorite had a total of 15 weapons and 7 additional equipped items yet was more fun than deciding between a nearly infinite variety of accessories.
Peteru's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:36
Peteru
Good points.

Seconded.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:42
KrazyKraut
Agreed! Will put that in my game-dev apprentice map (=_=)
Palidi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:42
Palidi
Aside from the HP/MP restoring with a level up, I agree with all these.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:43
ZombiePlatypus
Great list, I completely agree with all the points.

One thing that really gets me about your health not refilling with a level-up is that in certain games if you have full health when attaining a new level your health bar will increase but leave it only filled to the previous total. That shit drives me nuts.
jasondm300's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:45
jasondm300
The whole going and talking to your party is one of the many reasons why I think that sets the whole Star Ocean series apart. It is a way to learn more about the good characters and, if you don't want to, neglect every one else.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:46
Matthew Blake
This was an excellent read. Is this going to be a new feature?
joshhest's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:48
joshhest
Equipped weapons and armor visible on characters: I have to say, I'm a huge fan of Tales of Vesperia's attachments...

Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:48
Chad Concelmo
Great article, Jim! I completely agree with all of these. :)
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:55
BattyAdroit
I wish there was another name for these style of games, since no "role playing" is actually happening, ever.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:56
SilverDragon1979
This was a great write-up Jim!

It's too bad a game doesn't exist that includes all of these features. :-(
project2501's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:56
project2501
I'm actually a fan of games that give you no indication of how many HP your enemy has left (whether by number or by animation), but then again I grew up in the late 80s and 90s and cut my teeth on old school mechanics. Theres something really satisfying to me when after killing the 20th red slime I start to get a feel for how many hit points it takes to kill it, then planning my attacks in the most efficient way possible. Its really rewarding to have the work pay off.

As far as bosses go, I'm not sure that telegraphing when they're about to go down is a good thing. Theres something to be said for the tension building turn after turn, not knowing if you're going to make it to the end of the fight. If you know you've got him on the ropes, then the realization that you're winning comes before he dies and that seems to run counter intuitive to the difficulty level of those encounters.

As an analogy, think about two different basketball games. In one, team A is dominating team B going into the 4th quarter by a margin of 40 points, in the other the game is all but tied up from start to finish. Which one has you on the edge of your seat and which one has you leaving the stadium early to beat the traffic?
Ikey Heyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:57
Ikey Heyman
I agree with most of these, pretty much. though showing equipped armor can be kind of annoying when the armor looks stupid, yet gives you good bonuses. but then again, that sort of thing would be rather a problem with armor design than the mechanic itself.
zombielifecoach's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 16:58
zombielifecoach
What a 'nice' article from Jim. I guess he isn't heartless after all.
ShuperShawn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 17:02
ShuperShawn
The equipment thing bugs me the most for some reason. I hate it when I buy some new, awesome weapon/armor and I don't even get to see it!

Another thing that really bothers me is when main character sprites don't change in SRPGs when you change their class.
birdwaveyline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 17:03
birdwaveyline
I agree with jasondm300 star ocean the second story is by far one of the best rpgs i've ever played and i think the town interactions has a huge thing to do with it. also the game has 2 separate story's paths depending on who choose to play as.
Dreamsower's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 17:03
Dreamsower
Awesome article, I agree with all of these points basically. Also awesome that you have a pic of Shadow Hearts. I love that game.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 17:13
CrocBox
Wow, I actually agree with all of this.
Draxxlith's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 17:24
Draxxlith
Equipment that was visible is one of the things that drew me into Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance during a demo. Both the Dark Alliance and Champions of Norrath series do most of these things, and are crazy amazing. Dark Alliance 1 for the ps2 is still $45 USED at gamestop, that's how good it is. If you fancy hack n slash action rpgs, it is criminal to not have played at least one Dark Alliance or Champions of Norrath game.

Also, very good article, all extremely valid points, which you should email to your scooby contact at Atlus, if anyone can make this list a reality, they can.
Lunacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/07/2009 17:27
Lunacy
What game is the screenshot for the bestiary thing from?

I really, really enjoyed the bestiary in FF XII. I didn't love finding a guide to track down, say, the Ghosts who no longer spawn once you leave the sewer the first time. But I did it, because I wanted to know more about things.

Excuses like "making all these crazy weapons/sets of armour fit your character model is too hard" sound pretty lame these days, but on the other hand, a purely aesthetic thing like that isn't super necessary for me. I enjoyed how Baroque did that (for the most part?), and that was great, but nobody has ever played that game. Which is a shame.
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