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The lifesize Lara Croft statue photo

Alright, so I can either beat around the bush with my intentions for this statue or just flat out say what I'd really do with the statue ... I'd f*** it. Drill a hole in her, insert the proper cushioning, and then shut myself in my room for an entire weekend.

That is if this was like $40. Sadly, for me, it's going for $630 on eBay right now. I could have had a 3-way with some escorts for $40 back in Vegas last week!

(Editors note: I am very lonely.)


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Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 16:57
Colette Bennett
I worry about you, CTZ.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 17:26
Fana7ic
I know what you mean Ctz :)
TheDayTripper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 17:29
TheDayTripper
You pretty much summed up my feelings about this exactly.
Lemon Jelly's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 18:05
Lemon Jelly
Faaaaar too much information
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 18:09
Topher Cantler
I love you CTZ.
Indegenious's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 19:07
Indegenious
I'm a little scared.
Dozzer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 20:21
Dozzer
what no spooge marks?
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 21:05
Aetsen
LOL @ Fana7ic.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 21:23
bhive01
Fleshlight xD
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 21:44
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Fana7ic: niiiice.
so are they real or implants?
Gregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2007 22:09
Gregor
She looks like a blowup doll.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 04:31
wardrox
As a question, which fleshlight?
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2007 07:36
JamesSorensen
there is an angel of darkness promo statue up on ebay as well right now, looks much better than legend statue
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