It's been well over a year since we last heard anything about the Legend of Neil. The series started off with a bang and then pretty much vanished. Now, the series has been brought back to life and has moved over to Atom, where they promise a new episode every Thursday.
In episode one, Neil was transported to Hyrule after he asphyxiated himself with a controller while masturbating to one of the fairies from the game. He then ran into Old Man who gave him a crappy wooden sword and sent Neil on the quest to save the bangable Princess.
Episode two finds Neil lost in the Lost Woods where he encounters some Octoroks and discovers that his sword isn't really a piece of crap.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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And now having watched it, I realize that Hamza wasn't making a Buffalo 66 reference with the "Heart Cookie" bit. Which means that my bit about luxury cars makes no sense. :(
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1:32 PM on 07.31.2008
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Wow.
Thank you. I was saving my last bit of sanity for something more productive. Oh well.
P.S. Call me "Old Man."
best writing evar.
"See! It shoots fucking lasers out the front! Not such a crappy sword after all, huh?"
LOL
Lulz-a-go-go, baby.