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The Legend of Neil; Best Legend of Zelda spoof ever
4:21 PM on 05.08.2007, Hamza CTZ Aziz 52 comments

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A new series was just released by EffinFunny called the Legend of Neil- Episode 1. The premise is that Neil was getting drunk and playing The Legend of Zelda one night. While he was playing, he started to masturbate to the fairy in the game. While he was doing that, he choked himself out with the Nintendo controller. Next thing he knows, he wakes up in Hyrule. Naked. 
 
After getting the traditional Link clothing, and puking, Neil sets off on his quest just like in the game. So of course the first thing that happens is that Neil runs into the Old Man. Which is when things get really funny. 
 
[Via 1P Start] 

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Silverhertz at 05/08/2007 16:35
hehehe hope they make more
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 05/08/2007 16:36
Come on, Zelda is at least an 8!
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Necros at 05/08/2007 16:49
Very funny. My one criticism? No mention of the line "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" Looking forward to more of these though.
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EternalDarkWing at 05/08/2007 16:50
Lovin' the special effects thar. Fog machine ftw.


*poof*
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David Houghton at 05/08/2007 17:06
I'd just finished watching that myself when it appeared on Dtoid. The uncanny powers you have Hamza...

But yeah, it's incredible. The sight gag at the end alone makes drip with purest win.
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GuitarAtomik at 05/08/2007 17:06
Wow, that was actually funny!

"Fuck You! I made that!"
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topgeargorilla at 05/08/2007 17:09
so is asphiciating yourself while masturbating all that great. I've never done that before. I didn't even know people did that......
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tazarthayoot at 05/08/2007 17:17
@topgeargorilla

That is without a doubt the greatest comment in the history of man.
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Futuris7 at 05/08/2007 17:21
@topgeargorilla

Yeah, it's pretty cool in a rub your tummy, pat your head at the same time kind of thing.
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MiamiNightscom at 05/08/2007 17:23
hahaha, made my shitty day at work!
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PiKo at 05/08/2007 17:24
hahha that was freaking great! Lets hope they make moar.
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alienaub at 05/08/2007 17:24
This is a series that looks promising. RSS, here Neil comes!
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Rosseh at 05/08/2007 17:38
Holy shit! I laughed! It's a miracle!
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Geoff at 05/08/2007 17:40
Mega64
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velcroman at 05/08/2007 17:41
The OLD MAN was the best character, I'm not loving link...i mean Neil, Greybush needs to take over acting duties for him, he'd fit.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 05/08/2007 17:47
It's like they are doing a biography on my life.
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Nessie at 05/08/2007 17:57
ROFL thats freaking awesome~!
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atheistium at 05/08/2007 18:09
EPIC
the effin funny are awesome
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imcowman at 05/08/2007 18:24
good stuffness
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tim at 05/08/2007 18:48
Good stuff; I hope there will be future episodes.
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JTHomeslice at 05/08/2007 18:52
Looks good. I keep watching.
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TheBrain at 05/08/2007 19:21
I was also hoping for "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

still mildly amusing
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BlindsideDork at 05/08/2007 19:44
CLASSIC!
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nademagnet at 05/08/2007 19:49
I hope there are more to follow.
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grrza at 05/08/2007 19:49
so good. There'd better be more on the way.
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tehuberone at 05/08/2007 20:31
Sweeeet...


Also,

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Sharpless at 05/08/2007 20:34
I... I can't believe it. That was funny.

...what the hell?
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Im OK at 05/08/2007 20:45
This awesome in the same way that Street Fighter: The Later Years is awesome. I'll be keeping an eye on this one as well.
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Im OK at 05/08/2007 20:46
"This is awesome", rather.
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jerrt at 05/08/2007 20:47
any movie tonight?
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deanhatescoffee at 05/08/2007 20:48
It's made of win.
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generaldane at 05/08/2007 20:53
You may called me OlD MAN lmao
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thelegendarydurden at 05/08/2007 21:19
son of the not so great banzibar he's kind of a douche bag
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Husky Hog at 05/08/2007 22:23
It got a lol or two
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Thornnn at 05/08/2007 22:25
That was quite amusing.
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scottoid at 05/08/2007 23:21
that was awesome, keep us posted on this niero!
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BluDesign at 05/08/2007 23:40
open the box...

That was fuckin' awesome. More please.
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AndyCat at 05/09/2007 01:04
Nice one!
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Tino at 05/09/2007 01:46
Moar.
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C4Vicious at 05/09/2007 01:48
The end was the best part by far! Can't wait for the next one.
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Nocturnal XVIII at 05/09/2007 02:25
Awesome.Reminded me a bit of the Monty Python stuff.
OLD Man was genius.
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Maclintok at 05/09/2007 04:08
Do I smell an Old Man spin-off series?

That was surprisingly funny. Loved the part where Neil is testing out the sword on himself.
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jwoo22 at 05/09/2007 06:44
moooooore
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Snaileb at 05/09/2007 07:41
Hahahahahaha I really hope there are more!

Also, the forest maze he ran into @ the end was great!

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galagabug at 05/09/2007 08:42
hahaha. that was quality.
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realretro at 05/09/2007 09:17
brillant stuff :)
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that1guy at 05/09/2007 09:36
Loved this and looking forward to more. Just wander how long before Nintendo puts a stop to it for giving "Link" a bad image in the eyes of the kiddies?
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MotoRobo at 08/12/2008 19:14
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