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A new series was just released by EffinFunny called the Legend of Neil- Episode 1. The premise is that Neil was getting drunk and playing The Legend of Zelda one night. While he was playing, he started to masturbate to the fairy in the game. While he was doing that, he choked himself out with the Nintendo controller. Next thing he knows, he wakes up in Hyrule. Naked. 
 
After getting the traditional Link clothing, and puking, Neil sets off on his quest just like in the game. So of course the first thing that happens is that Neil runs into the Old Man. Which is when things get really funny. 
 
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Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 16:26
Jordan Devore
"She's fuckable"
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 16:34
Niero
words fail
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 16:35
Silverhertz
hehehe hope they make more
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 16:36
Chad Concelmo
Come on, Zelda is at least an 8!
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 16:49
Necros
Very funny. My one criticism? No mention of the line "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" Looking forward to more of these though.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 16:50
EternalDarkWing
Lovin' the special effects thar. Fog machine ftw.


*poof*
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:06
David Houghton
I'd just finished watching that myself when it appeared on Dtoid. The uncanny powers you have Hamza...

But yeah, it's incredible. The sight gag at the end alone makes drip with purest win.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:06
GuitarAtomik
Wow, that was actually funny!

"Fuck You! I made that!"
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:09
topgeargorilla
so is asphiciating yourself while masturbating all that great. I've never done that before. I didn't even know people did that......
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:17
tazarthayoot
@topgeargorilla

That is without a doubt the greatest comment in the history of man.
Futuris7's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:21
Futuris7
@topgeargorilla

Yeah, it's pretty cool in a rub your tummy, pat your head at the same time kind of thing.
MiamiNightscom's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:23
MiamiNightscom
hahaha, made my shitty day at work!
PiKo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:24
PiKo
hahha that was freaking great! Lets hope they make moar.
alienaub's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:24
alienaub
This is a series that looks promising. RSS, here Neil comes!
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:38
Rosseh
Holy shit! I laughed! It's a miracle!
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:40
Geoff
Mega64
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:41
velcroman
The OLD MAN was the best character, I'm not loving link...i mean Neil, Greybush needs to take over acting duties for him, he'd fit.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:47
ArrestedDeveloper
It's like they are doing a biography on my life.
Nessie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 17:57
Nessie
ROFL thats freaking awesome~!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 18:09
atheistium
EPIC
the effin funny are awesome
imcowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 18:24
imcowman
good stuffness
tim's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 18:48
tim
Good stuff; I hope there will be future episodes.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 18:52
JTHomeslice
Looks good. I keep watching.
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 19:21
TheBrain
I was also hoping for "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

still mildly amusing
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 19:44
BlindsideDork
CLASSIC!
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 19:49
nademagnet
I hope there are more to follow.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 19:49
grrza
so good. There'd better be more on the way.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 20:31
tehuberone
Sweeeet...


Also,

Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 20:34
Sharpless
I... I can't believe it. That was funny.

...what the hell?
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 20:45
Im OK
This awesome in the same way that Street Fighter: The Later Years is awesome. I'll be keeping an eye on this one as well.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 20:46
Im OK
"This is awesome", rather.
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 20:47
jerrt
any movie tonight?
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 20:48
deanhatescoffee
It's made of win.
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 20:53
generaldane
You may called me OlD MAN lmao
thelegendarydurden's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 21:19
thelegendarydurden
son of the not so great banzibar he's kind of a douche bag
Husky Hog's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 22:23
Husky Hog
It got a lol or two
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 22:25
Thornnn
That was quite amusing.
scottoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 23:21
scottoid
that was awesome, keep us posted on this niero!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2007 23:40
BluDesign
open the box...

That was fuckin' awesome. More please.
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 01:04
AndyCat
Nice one!
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 01:46
Tino
Moar.
C4Vicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 01:48
C4Vicious
The end was the best part by far! Can't wait for the next one.
Nocturnal XVIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 02:25
Nocturnal XVIII
Awesome.Reminded me a bit of the Monty Python stuff.
OLD Man was genius.
Maclintok's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 04:08
Maclintok
Do I smell an Old Man spin-off series?

That was surprisingly funny. Loved the part where Neil is testing out the sword on himself.
jwoo22's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 06:44
jwoo22
moooooore
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 07:41
Snaileb
Hahahahahaha I really hope there are more!

Also, the forest maze he ran into @ the end was great!

galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 08:42
galagabug
hahaha. that was quality.
realretro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 09:17
realretro
brillant stuff :)
that1guy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2007 09:36
that1guy
Loved this and looking forward to more. Just wander how long before Nintendo puts a stop to it for giving "Link" a bad image in the eyes of the kiddies?
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