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A new series was just released by EffinFunny called the Legend of Neil- Episode 1. The premise is that Neil was getting drunk and playing The Legend of Zelda one night. While he was playing, he started to masturbate to the fairy in the game. While he was doing that, he choked himself out with the Nintendo controller. Next thing he knows, he wakes up in Hyrule. Naked. 
 
After getting the traditional Link clothing, and puking, Neil sets off on his quest just like in the game. So of course the first thing that happens is that Neil runs into the Old Man. Which is when things get really funny. 
 
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Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 05/08/2007 16:26
"She's fuckable"
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 05/08/2007 16:34
words fail
Silverhertz's Avatar
Silverhertz at 05/08/2007 16:35
hehehe hope they make more
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 05/08/2007 16:36
Come on, Zelda is at least an 8!
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 05/08/2007 16:49
Very funny. My one criticism? No mention of the line "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!" Looking forward to more of these though.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 05/08/2007 16:50
Lovin' the special effects thar. Fog machine ftw.


*poof*
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David Houghton at 05/08/2007 17:06
I'd just finished watching that myself when it appeared on Dtoid. The uncanny powers you have Hamza...

But yeah, it's incredible. The sight gag at the end alone makes drip with purest win.
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GuitarAtomik at 05/08/2007 17:06
Wow, that was actually funny!

"Fuck You! I made that!"
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topgeargorilla at 05/08/2007 17:09
so is asphiciating yourself while masturbating all that great. I've never done that before. I didn't even know people did that......
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 05/08/2007 17:17
@topgeargorilla

That is without a doubt the greatest comment in the history of man.
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Futuris7 at 05/08/2007 17:21
@topgeargorilla

Yeah, it's pretty cool in a rub your tummy, pat your head at the same time kind of thing.
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MiamiNightscom at 05/08/2007 17:23
hahaha, made my shitty day at work!
PiKo's Avatar
PiKo at 05/08/2007 17:24
hahha that was freaking great! Lets hope they make moar.
alienaub's Avatar
alienaub at 05/08/2007 17:24
This is a series that looks promising. RSS, here Neil comes!
Rosseh's Avatar
Rosseh at 05/08/2007 17:38
Holy shit! I laughed! It's a miracle!
Geoff's Avatar
Geoff at 05/08/2007 17:40
Mega64
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 05/08/2007 17:41
The OLD MAN was the best character, I'm not loving link...i mean Neil, Greybush needs to take over acting duties for him, he'd fit.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 05/08/2007 17:47
It's like they are doing a biography on my life.
Nessie's Avatar
Nessie at 05/08/2007 17:57
ROFL thats freaking awesome~!
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 05/08/2007 18:09
EPIC
the effin funny are awesome
imcowman's Avatar
imcowman at 05/08/2007 18:24
good stuffness
tim's Avatar
tim at 05/08/2007 18:48
Good stuff; I hope there will be future episodes.
JTHomeslice's Avatar
JTHomeslice at 05/08/2007 18:52
Looks good. I keep watching.
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TheBrain at 05/08/2007 19:21
I was also hoping for "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

still mildly amusing
BlindsideDork's Avatar
BlindsideDork at 05/08/2007 19:44
CLASSIC!
nademagnet's Avatar
nademagnet at 05/08/2007 19:49
I hope there are more to follow.
grrza's Avatar
grrza at 05/08/2007 19:49
so good. There'd better be more on the way.
tehuberone's Avatar
tehuberone at 05/08/2007 20:31
Sweeeet...


Also,

Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 05/08/2007 20:34
I... I can't believe it. That was funny.

...what the hell?
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 05/08/2007 20:45
This awesome in the same way that Street Fighter: The Later Years is awesome. I'll be keeping an eye on this one as well.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 05/08/2007 20:46
"This is awesome", rather.
jerrt's Avatar
jerrt at 05/08/2007 20:47
any movie tonight?
deanhatescoffee's Avatar
deanhatescoffee at 05/08/2007 20:48
It's made of win.
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generaldane at 05/08/2007 20:53
You may called me OlD MAN lmao
thelegendarydurden's Avatar
thelegendarydurden at 05/08/2007 21:19
son of the not so great banzibar he's kind of a douche bag
Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 05/08/2007 22:23
It got a lol or two
Thornnn's Avatar
Thornnn at 05/08/2007 22:25
That was quite amusing.
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scottoid at 05/08/2007 23:21
that was awesome, keep us posted on this niero!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 05/08/2007 23:40
open the box...

That was fuckin' awesome. More please.
AndyCat's Avatar
AndyCat at 05/09/2007 01:04
Nice one!
Tino's Avatar
Tino at 05/09/2007 01:46
Moar.
C4Vicious's Avatar
C4Vicious at 05/09/2007 01:48
The end was the best part by far! Can't wait for the next one.
Nocturnal XVIII's Avatar
Nocturnal XVIII at 05/09/2007 02:25
Awesome.Reminded me a bit of the Monty Python stuff.
OLD Man was genius.
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Maclintok at 05/09/2007 04:08
Do I smell an Old Man spin-off series?

That was surprisingly funny. Loved the part where Neil is testing out the sword on himself.
jwoo22's Avatar
jwoo22 at 05/09/2007 06:44
moooooore
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 05/09/2007 07:41
Hahahahahaha I really hope there are more!

Also, the forest maze he ran into @ the end was great!

galagabug 's Avatar
galagabug at 05/09/2007 08:42
hahaha. that was quality.
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realretro at 05/09/2007 09:17
brillant stuff :)
that1guy's Avatar
that1guy at 05/09/2007 09:36
Loved this and looking forward to more. Just wander how long before Nintendo puts a stop to it for giving "Link" a bad image in the eyes of the kiddies?
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