A new series was just released by EffinFunny called the Legend of Neil- Episode 1. The premise is that Neil was getting drunk and playing The Legend of Zelda one night. While he was playing, he started to masturbate to the fairy in the game. While he was doing that, he choked himself out with the Nintendo controller. Next thing he knows, he wakes up in Hyrule. Naked.
After getting the traditional Link clothing, and puking, Neil sets off on his quest just like in the game. So of course the first thing that happens is that Neil runs into the Old Man. Which is when things get really funny.
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