First we got Bionic Fireman. Then we got Bionic Middle Manager. Now, we have the Bionic Proctologist and it's absolutely disturbing.
Why is it disturbing? Because I had my own arm in that Bionic Commando arm prop. Jesus Christ, Capcom! You guys are sick. SICK! I've been washing my arm all day to wash off the grossness. GROSS!
Check out the sick video after the break as well as the Bionic Paperboy video we missed from last week.
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2:00 AM on 05.23.2009
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Also, I just noticed that the guy looks somewhat like Christian Bale. Spooky.
not really
Your prostate is enlarged Dave.
Lubrication makes everything better.
Really though, those were fucking funny.
http://roosterteeth.com/comics/strip.php?id=698
whats a proctomogulus?
Where were you when the other 3 exact same looking Bionic Commando videos were posted? It's press material, get over it.
Also, I think it's hilarious that they came out with some humorous press material for a game they may have suspected as being shit. They should have only aired one before the game, then aired like 3-4 more hilarious videos after the reviews came out, much to the chagrin of the people who already bought and traded in the game.
You tell 'em boi!!! Tell em for the sake of JOURNALISM!!!!!!
Bottom line: Just try to have fun! Not everything needs to be serious. :)
@Espada Andy 2
What the heck is going on here?