The King of Hell from upcoming PS Vita game Army Corps of Hell is following me on Twitter. I'm honored that the Dark Overlord himself would listen to the ramblings of one of his underlings. He's worth following as he spews forth tweet nuggets like this one:
Pusillanimous fleshbags! Why do you foolish mortals torture yourselves every Thursday night? #JerseyShore
When the King is not tweeting he's traveling the world in an effort to reclaim his throne. His first stop? Michigan. In this first of a series of live-action trailers, the King of Hell trolls innocent citizens. Not very metal, bro.
Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools.
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12:00 PM on 01.20.2012 | 
I second TheHaze's comment - would you recommend the game Dale?
Nope. You must not be evil enough for such a privilege.