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The King of Hell trolls citizens in Michigan


12:00 PM on 01.20.2012



The King of Hell from upcoming PS Vita game Army Corps of Hell is following me on Twitter. I'm honored that the Dark Overlord himself would listen to the ramblings of one of his underlings. He's worth following as he spews forth tweet nuggets like this one:

Pusillanimous fleshbags! Why do you foolish mortals torture yourselves every Thursday night? #JerseyShore

When the King is not tweeting he's traveling the world in an effort to reclaim his throne. His first stop? Michigan. In this first of a series of live-action trailers, the King of Hell trolls innocent citizens. Not very metal, bro.








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1:40 PM on 02.29.2012
Win an Army Corps of Hell electric guitar or ukuleles!

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8:01 AM on 02.14.2012
Review: Army Corps of Hell

Imagine Pikmin with demons and death metal -- that's kind of like what Army Corps of Hell is. Instead of commanding cute little plant-like creatures in an oxygen-heavy forest, you'll command nasty goblins in the bowels of fla...more



6:15 PM on 12.22.2011
Army Corgis of Hell

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12:00 PM on 11.30.2011
New Army Corps of Hell screens have a bug problem

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9:00 AM on 11.01.2011
Win a PS Vita in this Army Corps of Hell sweepstakes

Square Enix has kicked off a sweepstakes for upcoming game Army Corps of Hell. North Americans (sorry!) that Like their Facebook page will have a chance to win a PlayStation Vita and a copy of the game. These are both things ...more



5:00 AM on 10.15.2011
Army Corps of Hell to launch with Vita in North America

We may not know exactly when the PlayStation Vita is launching in North America, but Square Enix has confirmed that Army Corps of Hell will be launching alongside Sony's forthcoming handheld. The story centers aroun...more



10:00 AM on 09.30.2011
Square Enix removes memory card requirement from Vita box

[Update: Square Enix has indeed confirmed that Army Corps won't demand a memory card, so the conspiracy theories can be laid to rest. However, the fact that a "Memory Card required" logo still exists is what really unsettles ...more



10:15 AM on 09.21.2011
Army Corps of Hell's trailer is freakin' nuts, so metal

Did you miss the Army Corps of Hell trailer from TGS? If you have, no worries, as Square Enix has just let out the "uncensored" version of this trailer. If this video doesn't get you pumped up for this upcoming PS Vita ...more



12:52 PM on 09.15.2011
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