And this is the premise behind Touch My Katamari. The King of All Cosmos must prove that he is awesomer than that little kid's school principal. At least that's what I hope the premise is really all about, because that would just be amazing.
Check out some of our hands-on footage of Touch My Katamari (and other PlayStation Vita games!) to see just how you'll be fondling sticky balls of destruction in the palm of your gross hands. Touch My Katamari will be out on February 22, the same day as the PlayStation Vita launches in America.
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1:00 AM on 01.14.2012 | 
PRINCIPAL.
Touch My Katamari
Touch my Giant Balls
Still, game should be great.
Your move, King of All Cosmos.
The way I always remember it is the classic "Doug II" sketch from The State. "Doug, I don't want to be your princiPULL. I want to be your princiPAL!"
Thank you for that reference.
I will now go make my weekly sacrifice in the name of your moustache.
Also, "are like the same?... are like the same?... are like the same?"