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The Kane & Lynch movie needs a new director photo

To me, Kane & Lynch seems like an ideal candidate for the whole game-to-movie conversion process. You strip out the technical and mechanical issues, and hopefully, hopefully, you have an interesting story. Jamie Foxx and Bruce Willis are still on board, after all.

Unfortunately, the same can't be said of the film's director. Patrick Alessandrin (District 13: Ultimatum) is no longer attached to Kane & Lynch -- and the planned October start date has been pushed into "TBD" territory. Yikes.

According to the Los Angeles Times, three directors are being considered: Wayne Kramer (Running Scared), F. Gary Gray (Law Abiding Citizen, The Italian Job), and Antoine Fugua (Brooklyn's Finest). Of those, I suppose Gray sticks out to me the most. Who would be your ideal director for Kane & Lynch?

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flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 17:24
flea friend
Uwe Boll.

He's the only one who could do the source material justice.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 17:37
Mr Andy Dixon
F. Gary Gray is the only one on that list whose movies I've seen, though I've heard Antoine Fugua's and Wayne Kramer's names before.

Anyway, I vote for Kevin Smith. Dude's a pro at directing Bruce Willis + Black Dude movies.
b534782's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 17:37
b534782
Uwe Boll should never be allowed to make another movie ever again. The fact that you suggested it should result in the immediate banning of your account.
MasterBalls's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 17:39
MasterBalls
I don't know guys does anybody actually... want this?

At least unlike with a Bioshock/MGS movie there's no danger of an intricate engaging plot being ruined here.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 17:50
flea friend
@b-numbers

I'm just saying that only Uwe Boll would be able to treat the source material with the level of respect and seriousness that it deserves.
Calibre53's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 17:54
Calibre53
As history has shown 'Good game -> Bad film', so maybe 'Bad game -> good film'?
Sanious's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 18:04
Sanious
Hopefully it doesn't get made.

Jamie Foxx is terrible.
Gaidenrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 18:11
Gaidenrider
Jamie Foxx is black... Kane and Lynch are white... unless they are wearing make up!
Mark Mazza's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 18:15
Mark Mazza
This is a franchise that totally confuses me. The games have been generic shitheaps, the reviews were universally bad... who is this for, exactly?

I wish theyd just let this horrible series die. That "REAL IS BLOOD IN YOUR TEETH" ad made my eyes roll so hard I thought I was having a seizure.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 18:16
Los255
J.J Abrams. Pretty sure he can make the shitty camera from K&L2 work like he did with Cloverfield.

Or..........Ice Cube. He can do it.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 18:26
Xzyliac
Antoine Fugua seems like a legit choice. I mean clearly they're aiming at making anything ridiculously intelligent here but rather a fun lil' romp through the lives of psychopathic killers and such so of the three that'd be my first choice.

Did anyone see The Town? Was that any good? Get Ben Affleck to do it.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 18:26
Xzyliac
*they're not
Scuffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 18:28
Scuffles
.... with the reviews the game was pulling I would have guessed the title for the article would have been "kane & Lynch movie needs a new plot" ... wait there's a movie? *facepalm*
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 19:08
Maurice Tan
It will probably be Len Wiseman anyway and he will ruin what there is to ruin. Even if there is not much to ruin, he will still ruin it!
Manic Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 20:04
Manic Maverick
Quentin Tarantino. He couldn't fuck it up ever.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 20:17
Kalmah
Tyler Perry's Kane & Lynch Starring Jamie Foxx
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 20:24
Harris Hatsworth
Uwe Boll to direct. Harrison Ford and Kevin Smith to star in the leading roles.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 20:36
Xzyliac
@Manic Maverick
I'm Xzyliac Ariel III and I approve this comment.
wisearse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 20:44
wisearse
I think one of the major problem videogame-based-movie has, is the great lack of the original creator's involvement. I mean, why don't they do that? Of course you don't need the core game developers. But for the movie to hopefully ( even at least ) deliver in the same caliber the game it's based on has, why don't they try to get those people that made it awesome. Great story? engaging dialogue? Get in touch the writers then, try to get the director as an adviser at least if he's not really up to it. Hiring just anyone, no matter how great their streaks are, is just not working.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 20:56
Usedtabe
Not interested till Jamie Foxx is gone.
Vhaius's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 21:04
Vhaius
If Gray does it, Bruce Willis will be the likable character and Jamie Foxx the dick that everyone hates.

Then Bruce Willis will die.
Unit 076's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 21:08
Unit 076
@Usedtabe:
Yep, same here
Sex Bison's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 22:56
Sex Bison
Jim Sterling.
brownpig's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 23:22
brownpig
I'm guessing the old director probably played the actual game and said "screw this."
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2010 23:31
catsithx
@SexBison thats a great idea
Nathaniel607's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 01:38
Nathaniel607
I don't care who directs, as long as Lynch is played by Bill Bailey!
Termadoyle's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 02:55
Termadoyle
wow. All third-rate loosers with bad backlogs of movies. Poor Kane & Lynch.
I'd pick Michael Mann myself. But that will probably never happen.
Resonance's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 05:11
Resonance
Fugua can probably do some nice action sequences, don't really care to watch the film myself though.
midna1's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2010 12:41
midna1
my personal choice would be F. Gary Gary. Alternatively they could hire his twin brother E. Gary Gary. Either way works for me
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