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The Jimquisition: Two rules for Square Enix


3:15 PM on 07.18.2011



Square Enix loves announcing videogames. It seems to love announcing them more than making the, in fact. This strange addiction is evidence of a problem, and so once again The Jimquisition has to fix everything. 

This week, I present two simple rules that will help Square Enix and its fans lead a happier life.






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