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The Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) could change the Internet forever if enforced. Having been written in such broad and vague terms, giving corporations maximum power to black out websites, a chilling effect could be seen, as the Internet's content creators become too afraid to risk anything, lest they lose everything. 

This week's Jimquisition is speculative fiction, showing a future Jim Sterling who is bound to toil under SOPA's oppressive rule. It's all very conceptual and clever, I think you'll agree.








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FrankYorkMorgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:02
FrankYorkMorgan
I shat my pants with that title!

Besides that, this was both a funny and scary epidose.
BrowneyeWinkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:04
BrowneyeWinkin
YA DUN FOOL ME
BkV's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:06
BkV
LOL I thought Sterling would be silent for all 7 minutes or something.
Nice video, someone stop SOPA.
Cowpie08's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:09
Cowpie08
Dammit Jim! You had me scared with that title!
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:09
lokhe
Ok ok you got me, I fast forwarded D:
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:10
Jim Sterling
The title is supposed to be "SOPA approved" as in, "approved BY SOPA."

I am beginning to worry too many people did not read it the way I had hoped.
Armoured Badger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:10
Armoured Badger
Loved that end, Mr francis york sterling.
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:11
lokhe
Well yeah I shat my pants there for a sec too...
BkV's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:11
BkV
loll, at the end Sterling...................that was flipping GREAT.
OneRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:15
OneRed
The JImquisition: SOPA? Approved!
Hace's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:15
Hace
Jim do you have the rights to the song "Born Depressed" by "Drill Queen" which was played in the intro to this video? Because if not, I think the boys in blue(suits) would like to have a talk with you. And your money.
Hugh G Rection's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:15
Hugh G Rection
This made my day...

and this..

http://mashable.com/2012/01/09/paul-ryan-sopa/
TrevHead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:20
TrevHead
Fuck me I shat my kegs when I read that title.

Jim you cad you :D
Afternoon Hangover's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:23
Afternoon Hangover
Haha, saw this going two ways: this way or just beeps every time Sterling talked.
Gorescream's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:24
Gorescream
title almost got to me.
FriedZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:30
FriedZombie
Nice touch on the Deadly Premonition music Jimbo
TrevHead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:31
TrevHead
Ive just watched it.

Good vid jim, I like the way all you talk about is yourself, because with SOPA you can mention fuck all without leaving yourself open to copyright infringement.

BTW how long has this bill been debated in the senate? its worrying that this POS hasnt be thrown out on the first day. I wonder how many backhanders of cash is going on, cos theres no fucking way anybody who is legit would even contemplate such a bill
bulletcurtain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:40
bulletcurtain
I can easily picture a vinyl toy of Jim Sterling. Make it happen Jim!
PalinRMA's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:41
PalinRMA
lol yet I was hoping for 7 minutes of nothing.
SaburoDaimando's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:42
SaburoDaimando
Just a heads up. If anyone has an Android Phone, there's info on an app that detects if the product has any connection to the supporters of SOPA

http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2012/01/09/android-barcode-scanner-app-detects-if-a-products-maker-supports-sopa/?feed=rss_home

Called No More SOPA(Or Boycott SOPA). This also requires the free Barcode Scanner App. I tested this on Zelda: Skyward Sword, Kung Fu Panda 2, a Sterlite 3 Drawer Cart and a Canon Inkjet Cartridge refill and they all turned up Negative.
OWENR22's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:46
OWENR22
I really want to hear the rest of that mushroom song! You should definitely set up a band with Jonathan Holmes!
HubertJass's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:46
HubertJass
now i have to go listen to the deadly premonition soundtrack goddamn i love your big titties Jim Sterling
VitaminShoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:46
VitaminShoe
haha best ending ever.
Gaidenrider's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:50
Gaidenrider
Jim, you almost made me have a heart attack! This was accidental sensationalism at its best.
TrevHead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:51
TrevHead
@SaburoDaimando

Thats a very intresting app and one that hurts companies in the pocket. It could do with some publicity.
Drake Himmel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:52
Drake Himmel
I wish Jim would make that face more often when he walks outside.
THEvalrog's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:52
THEvalrog
the internet deserves SOPA.
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:55
Captain of the Zanarkand Abes
Don't do it jim! that bright yellow thing in the sky is gonna eat you!
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:55
Dr Milkdad
You used Deadly Premonition music at the end, you will now be sent to jail.
Immortal JL's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:57
Immortal JL
The first time Jim goes to this "out" everyone keeps talking about had to end it at least one death.
Immortal JL's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 15:59
Immortal JL
*with at least one death
Warwolf 3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:02
Warwolf 3
That was good enough to make me sign up to say it was good enough to make me sign up.
Ryat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:06
Ryat
Did you break the rod on the curtain or did it just fall off the rod? Or is it hung by those hook type things that mount on the wall....?
Either way...close the door when you leave the house! What are you born in a barn?
Oh wait...you died....nm....
RocketKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:09
RocketKnight
I read that title.... First it was like "WHAT NO I HAVE NO FAITH IN HUMANITY", but then I thought, wait, why would they announce that on the Jimquisition? It may be the greatest show in the universe, but come on!
I sent e-mails to all those companies on the list that was posted on here, but I have a feeling that won't do much. I can't contact my senator, since I'm Canadian. I wan't to something more, I wan't to make a change here. SOPA will ruin what is arguably the greatest innovation of the past few decades, and I would hate to see modern internet die a horrible death. It's sad, and I can't stand to see an act this despicable and treacherous come to pass.
scouserboots's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:12
scouserboots
I wonder if this SOPA rule will give the likes of EA the power to pull a bad review of a game? Just a thought. If SOPA passes, then it will be just like, well not even, the days of old when we relied on magazines like Zzap (C64). Surely if internet can't have a say in the media regarding anything to do with gaming, then neither should other media like magazines, TV and so on. So no more VGA (which is probably a good thing seeing as it is a kiss ass show meant only for advertising). Yes, we face a dark and gloomy world. Kind of hope Batman kicks SOPA ass and wax that thing good.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:13
Syn
o fuck
Don't make me go outside, PLEASE!
THE EVIL STAR BURNS USSSSSSSSS
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:19
The Silent Protagonist
Oh god.

The whole internet turns into NPR...
Bunderant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:23
Bunderant
Jim, you'll have to film this again with a different backdrop or take down the video. I didn't authorize use of my famous "red background split in twain by a horizontal black line".
Bunderant's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:27
Bunderant
Oops... I meant my famous "four congruent red rectangles separated by perpendicular black lines". Yeah, that one's mine.
Swanny's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:30
Swanny
<3 on for Jim always.
Arciex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:35
Arciex
Jim Sterling: LOST IN THE ZONE
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:42
mix
There goes the curtains!!

BEST ENDING EVER.
josmeister's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:47
josmeister
Fuck I did NOT read that as intended. The sheer fact that this scared me as much as it has has made me realice how much I do NOT want SOPA to be approved. If only I lived in the US and could do anything 'bout it...
Begaria's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:54
Begaria
I was hoping to hear a snide commentary on SOPA filled with insightful wisdom from Jim.

But this was much better.
Redreap3r's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:58
Redreap3r
Wow I say my own future again.
MorgonCB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 16:58
MorgonCB
Okay, this might sound a little ignorant but;

Is there even a chance that this will get passed? I mean I know a number of big publishers are backing it but as its so poorly worded I wouldn't have thought the american government would let it pass.

Also, I'm not a American so how would this act actually effect things outside of America? I mean they can't shut down sites based abroad or anything right? The internet is a global thing, even if this passed, one country cannot police the whole internet. At best they could block it off like China does.
Armoured Badger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 17:11
Armoured Badger
@MorgonCB
Same here, I'm not american so I'm not entirely sure how it affects me but I still think it's stupid and want to help anyway I can.

So if somebody, (without raging) could tell me how it affects us in england I would really appreciate it.
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 17:14
MasterMS
@MorgonCB

President Obama has already said he will veto it. However we still want to make sure it doesn't pass the House. If it does pass only to be rejected by the President, it will only be cause for them to try again.

@Jim
Great episode. Another great example of how SOPA will effect the internet was done by the nostalgia critic. Don't know if you've heard of him, but I think you would appreciate this.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/33243-top-11-reasons-he-wont-review-digimon
Jack The Ripper's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/09/2012 17:20
Jack The Ripper
Well, I generally like any movie with the protagonist dying in the end. :)
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