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When Rey Guitierrez asked me to do some video interviews at E3 I was worried, mainly because cameras make me nervous and I assume everybody will hate everything I say. Turns out people actually liked them, so I figured, what the hell? Let's try and do some more. 

Hence, The Jimquisition, a series based off the unedited, unscripted, low-budget opinion-spilling of the E3 videos. Just some fat twat and a microphone talking about whatever's pissed him off this week. 

So this is the first episode, all about people who accuse games of ripping off other games. I managed to accidentally record a phone on one side of the camera, but otherwise I think it came out pretty well. It's all meant to be filmed in one take with little-to-no production, very much like our E3 coverage. I may invest in some good lighting though if the video is deemed successful. 

Note: The aspect ratio is weird on this video because f*ck all video editing programs, ever. I will reupload it if/when I get the video looking better. Although frankly it's already taken ten billion years to get this far with a video that was supposed to be good because it required no f*cking around. How wrong I was.

Anyway, would you like more of these, and what are your views on the subject at hand?








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teriyakiCHICKEN's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:05
teriyakiCHICKEN
You know, I used to be one of Jim's vehement detractors, but ever since the Rev Rants died off, this is actually... a welcome replacement. Jim has certainly shaped up into an amusing character.
dtomek's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:07
dtomek
You had me at Jimquisition. I think you could just stare at a camera blankly for 2 minutes and get away with it with a name like that. Bravo sir.

@Gaidenrider - Do note however, that Jim tends to heartily thrust his name only into words where it already fits seamlessly. Jim-Box 360 does sound hilarious though.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:10
Kryptinite
Me likey!
Pandareus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:10
Pandareus
It's not you they love, Jim. It's the glasses.

It's all the glasses.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:11
JTHomeslice
Very nice. Great use of Life is Beautiful.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:12
GamesAreArt
We can stop this madness. Quick, before this site becomes Jimstructoid.
treythalomew's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:12
treythalomew
Great job. I can't wait for some more. Hopefully you can get your video stuff worked out so it won't be so hard next time.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:13
Volomon
Like lower the music by 50% or more, and use something without ANY vocal cause it's playing right over top of you, might as well not be saying anything.

More pictures little less Jim, and it is set. Like draw a Crayola style character to represent you instead and have it doing stuff like pissing into an ice tray. TOTAL WIN.
Verision's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:14
Verision
I still can't reconcile your voice with your image. You're huge and you have a tiny little man voice.

Having said that, I enjoyed The Jimquisition and would watch more.
Nortonantivirus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:14
Nortonantivirus
That background music is blatant plagiarism of the Super Mario Bros. Theme.
Ognawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:15
Ognawk
I think in a lot of cases, it's people who are massive fans of a particular game who cry 'rip-off'. But it annoys me when people slag off a game because it's 'too similar' to another highly rated game. It's kind of like slagging off a guy for looking too much like Brad Pitt or George Clooney.

But great video, Jim. Hope this becomes a somewhat regular thing.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:16
manasteel88
A little more focus and I think the message would have been delivered better. I like the concept of a video series as you are British and anybody British automatically sounds interesting when they rant.
mighty_marcos's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:16
mighty_marcos
this was awesome, I laughed outloud quite a few number of times
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:17
Oishidesu
Don't worry Jim! I also have camera fright! Anyways, can you please bring back the Friday Fanboy arguments or whatever it was called??!!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:18
007
Oh wow. That was.... amazing.
DadouXIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:18
DadouXIII
Awesome, great work Jim :P

But it's funny but I never expect you to have this king of voice. And I still can't pinpoint the accent...
Ian Roberts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:19
Ian Roberts
I enjoyed this however I think you should try and get "Mean" Gene Oakland to introduce and question you.

Also if you were trying to render in HD whilst maintaining your aspect ratio using Sony Vegas (which is an almighty arsehole of bitch) the only format it'll do it in is WMV, unless you upgrade to super mega expensive butt rape edition.
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:19
Artemus
Ha! Ha! The ending was hilarious! I agree with you, Jim. For the most part.
AlphaDeus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:19
AlphaDeus
I'm breaking my vow of silence to say that that was awesome and I hope to see more in the future.
cajunlove's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:20
cajunlove
Based on this music, you and Ryan Davis would get along very well.

I have a roommate that tells me weekly how many games copy Devil May Cry... WEEKLY...
RoverTHX's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:20
RoverTHX
"Don't worry Jim! I also have camera fright! Anyways, can you please bring back the Friday Fanboy arguments or whatever it was called??!!"

Yes I rather do get a good chuckle, reading those fanboy comments, there should be more Fanboy Fridays, just cause I'm tired of reading every comment to see if they make a fool of themselves *shot*
UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:21
UltorOscariot
Please. We all know that Ico and The Last Guardian are just rip offs of A Boy and His Blob.

/removes tongue from cheek

Pretty good the first in a series. Hope you don't go through the same hell you went through getting this up however often you do this though.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:22
PappaDukes
That was awesome Jim. Seriously, I really liked it. It almost reminds me of Rev Rants (Jim Rants anyone??). I would love to see more of these post-haste!
Space Moose's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:22
Space Moose
Elvis is that you?
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:24
VGFreak1225
@Oshidesu/RoverTHX

Jonathan Ross was the editor who ran Fanboy Friday, and he announced a while back that FF was going on an indefinite hiatus. It doesn't look like it'll be coming back any time soon.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:25
Jim Sterling
PappaDukes: While I'll tackle totally different things (Rev was always more interested in development and high concepts, while I'm more of a community/controversy guy) I do hope these videos fill the gap left by the ending of the Rev Rant series.
Tremulant's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:25
Tremulant
Its like Rev Rants but fat and British.




antisonybias
Aifel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:26
Aifel
I riked it.
Agent's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:27
Agent
I love you Jim, keep spreading the truth.
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:28
Stephen Beirne
"Then you sir are evil, like... Pol Pot, or... Venom."
Lmao at the ending!

Either you are an editing king, Jim, or that was one really long take, and the latter is fairly fucking amazing. It showed that you aren't used to the video-soapbox format but you did a great job of presenting a cogent, structured argument in spite of your discomfort. Christ, and it was unscripted? Fair fucking play!

This plagiarism business - it needed to be said that people are tallying the accusation around without knowing quite what they're saying. You're spot on here. It's like blaming... fucking... meatballs of plagiarizing spaghetti bolognese, or Protestants of plagiarising Catholics. Or someone who uses propositional argumentative techniques of plagiarising Aristotle. 'If it's similar, it's plagiarism.' Fuck off.

More videos plz
Ulicies's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:30
Ulicies
I personally would enjoy a yahtzee-esque version of this.
Then again, this video was talking about rip-offs...
LeonJuggaloWHF's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:31
LeonJuggaloWHF
Excellent video Jim. Don't kill yourself trying to get them done though.
James Pikover's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:31
James Pikover
Jim, seeing you on video makes me think you're Alex Verrey...except with coarse language. And shorter. And no spiky hair.
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:32
Furyfire
*Raises Fist* JIM POWAH!
bauble's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:32
bauble
This was relevant and interesting, please keep up the good work!
DeathsVice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:32
DeathsVice
Nice work Jim. Funny stuff, yet making a vaild point....I like it.
Poe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:33
Poe
MOAR
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:33
Jim Sterling
Byronic Man: To be fair, I did fuck a few takes up so I had a *little* practice with saying a few of those things, but this final video was indeed one take and unscripted. I hope to be able to get better and better as I keep doing them.

Also, really glad people seem to like it so far. I was really hoping this could be a cool new series.
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:33
Max-
"I think you should piss in an ice cream cone, freeze it overnight, peel away the wafer and stab yourself in the kidney with it because....fuck you!"

Very classy, sir!
colt4by5's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:36
colt4by5
Good stuff, which will only get better as you get even more comfortable behind the camera. Deadly premonition music is great too.
rockstarnati's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:36
rockstarnati
OMG Jim! I love you! LOL... You said what I was saying and couldn't get anybody to realize when Dante came out. Fucking idiots.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:36
PappaDukes
@Jim Sterling - I wholeheartedly agree! I thought Rev Rants were pretty interesting, but none of them really ever struck a chord with me. But right off the bat, your very first video just hammers the point home and with humor to boot!

Gracias senior Jeemy, gracias.
lightwarrior179's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:37
lightwarrior179
Excellent video,Jim. Seems like we have an official badass in the D-Toid video dept.Haha!
I frankly didn't like Dante' Inferno but that doesn't mean it was right calling it a blatant rip-off of God of War. Ditto to DarkSiders being called a Zelda rip-off.And we all know just how "rabid" some Zelda fanboys can be.
ACC3SS's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:37
ACC3SS
I couldn't concentrate on what you were saying. That goddamn fantastic music was playing...
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:37
Xzyliac
It needs work but, yeah, I lul'd.
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:38
ProperlyParanoid
I think this could indeed be a cool new series! Very entertaining, funny and true.

Also, the fact that you talk exactly like one of my friends is hilarious.
Jack Barwell's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:38
Jack Barwell
Very similar to Rev Rants, I'd say you straight up plagiarised it! ;P
razedinwhite's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:38
razedinwhite
Enjoyed this, would like to see these videos continue.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:39
Kraid
The end was quite delicious.
Cheesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2010 14:40
Cheesus
The music is fucking perfect!
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