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Oh, sorry. I'm just...angry. I haven't even played this iPhone game yet and I'm already pissed off. It's called The Impossible Game, and just watching this video lets me know how pissed off I'm going to be when I play it.
The game is very simple: You control an orange cube that moves automatically. You only control its jumps. You'll work to successfully jump for as long as possible, avoiding the many obstacles that are set up to screw you over. Mess up and you start over.
On top of how infuriating it looks to be, it also seems like it will be insanely addictive. Watch the end of the video where the player tries to clear the stage in one attempt. I was mesmerized!
Right now The Impossible Game only costs $.99 on the App Store. Later it will cost you hundreds when you have to replace your iPhone from slamming it on the ground in frustration.
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I have had this game for XBLA for awhile now. Surprisingly it is not that frustrating. The awesome music is motivating enough to keep me going.(you get to hear more of the song the further you get)
For $1, this is a fun little diversion on XBox Live's Indie Games (not XBLA). So much fun, that some douchebag replaced the cube with an XBox Avatar(proven fact that Indie game + Avatar = $$$) and it sold like hotcakes.
it's surpisingly relaxing to play and you gotta love the goa trance :) i've only managed to get through about 3/4 of the xbox version but its something i'll keep going back to untill i've mastered it.
awesome review. the web game is soo god damn short. and I mean really really short:
http://www.fire-up.co.uk/content/Impossible-Game-Lite
you get the feeling the web ver doesnt do the game justice >_>
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2:20 PM on 04.20.2010
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I wanna see Impossible Game dev sue!
And this game pisses me off as well but I can't stop playing it.
Yeah I gotta nut.
so mesmerizing to watch that box jump to the beat.
Is that sum hardstyle trance/new-school goa they got there?
http://www.fire-up.co.uk/content/Impossible-Game-Lite
you get the feeling the web ver doesnt do the game justice >_>
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