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The important life lessons Left 4 Dead teaches you photo

I have been planning out my zombie apocalypse strategy since I was in 8th grade. I have all my plans written out, know exactly where to go when the sh*t hits the fan and am confident that I will survive the coming apocalypse. 

Even though I know I am ready for the downfall of humanity, I still play lots of zombie games just to stay on my toes. Other than teaching you to stay with a group, Left 4 Dead does a horrible job at teaching you defend yourself against zombies.  As golden-silver mocked on his deviantART, the things Left 4 Dead shows you just wouldn't work in real life. I know because I'm a Zombologist. 

And if I'm reading golden-silver's guide correctly, then that means Jim Sterling is going to become the Boomer, Brad Nicholson will be the Tank, Dyson will become the Smoker, Niero turns into a Hunter and Chad Concelmo will become a Witch.

Check out the longcat-like image in the gallery below. 

[Via SilverDragon1979's C Blog]


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Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 04:07
Exquisitor
That... is... brilliant.

*thumbs up*
Drop of Flame's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 04:08
Drop of Flame
A little old, but still valuable information that none should miss out on.
kingnothing997's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 04:21
kingnothing997
I approve wholeheartedly.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 04:27
Mr Wrighty 987
Nice
HALFORDPLANDER's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 04:47
HALFORDPLANDER
NO
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT KID!!!!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 05:00
ArrestedDeveloper
Max Brooks brings up the importance of silent weapons in the zombie survival guide.
darkwhitehair's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 05:11
darkwhitehair
except when Jim Sterling pukes on you... he pukes a load of BIAS!!!

har har har... Im so clever...

also I think the curse from punching an old lady turned chad into an infected...

Note to self: dont punch your mom... just kill her the old fashioned way... shotgun to the head...
SilverDragon1979's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 07:01
SilverDragon1979
Sweet ... I'm glad to see this get some front page recognition. :-)
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 07:12
Monodi
How is it I didn't knew that about the closet?! Seriously lmao.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 07:27
Kif
This is the ultimate zombie preperation game.

Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 07:28
Kif
Woah table break like what!

Sorry about that. Um, yeah... /runs away
SWE3tMadness's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 08:06
SWE3tMadness
Heh, I'm a gamer chick, so I guess I don't have to worry about becoming infected now. :D
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:17
Monodi
^ I'm kinda fat and work out. I will be a bulimic tank!
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 09:37
Clance
I love that art style.

Also, very funny.

10/10
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 10:07
MissHinasaki
lololololol.
Slique's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 10:10
Slique
But but but, I'm not a smoker, fat or athletic, and I don't work out nor have a crying vagina. I'm also not black, old, mean or, as previously stated, owner of a vagina.

WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME?!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 12:21
CelicaCrazed
Slique, we will become just regular ol' zombies. While that may seem depressing, we do have time to plan our attack before we become infected. Such as going for children, the old, and not people with guns. Then the world will be ours!! Muhwahahaha!!!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 13:49
Holyetheline
That was awesome. Thank you.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 13:59
Johnny Justice
It's all good stuff. Although I don't agree with the loud noise part. It's high pitched noises that the zombies are attracted to.
Jabberwalk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 14:01
Jabberwalk
Geeze, slamming an entire bottle of pain killers is the only fun thing about the zombie apocalypse, don't take that away from us!
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 15:52
thunderleg
@Slique

Zombie.

Grab a tissue and weep some tears.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2009 19:07
Aziel13
doomed I tells you DOOMED!
Link39's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/17/2009 22:56
Link39
@thunderleg : your response was almost as funny as the "poster"

This is awesome. Truly, absolutely, awesome.
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