I have been planning out my zombie apocalypse strategy since I was in 8th grade. I have all my plans written out, know exactly where to go when the sh*t hits the fan and am confident that I will survive the coming apocalypse.
Even though I know I am ready for the downfall of humanity, I still play lots of zombie games just to stay on my toes. Other than teaching you to stay with a group, Left 4 Dead does a horrible job at teaching you defend yourself against zombies. As golden-silver mocked on his deviantART, the things Left 4 Dead shows you just wouldn't work in real life. I know because I'm a Zombologist.
And if I'm reading golden-silver's guide correctly, then that means Jim Sterling is going to become the Boomer, Brad Nicholson will be the Tank, Dyson will become the Smoker, Niero turns into a Hunter and Chad Concelmo will become a Witch.
Check out the longcat-like image in the gallery below.
[Via SilverDragon1979's C Blog]
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4:00 AM on 02.16.2009
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THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT KID!!!!
har har har... Im so clever...
also I think the curse from punching an old lady turned chad into an infected...
Note to self: dont punch your mom... just kill her the old fashioned way... shotgun to the head...
Sorry about that. Um, yeah... /runs away
Also, very funny.
10/10
WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME?!
Zombie.
Grab a tissue and weep some tears.
This is awesome. Truly, absolutely, awesome.