A few weeks ago I was both fortunate and unfortunate enough to attend a screening of The Human Centipede (First Sequence). You see, Human Centipede needs to be seen, but the things you see in it cannot be unseen. It's a movie about a mad scientist who surgeically attaches three people ass-to-mouth in order to create a human centipede. That's the trailer above. Yes, the doctor is one of the greatest horror villains ever.
The film is a game now. A game that is far less perturbing than the film itself, but a game that involves multiple people sewn together ass-to-mouth none the less. It's actually quite a blast in a fun retro way. You play the evil, German (of course) doctor trying to shoot his rampaging human centipedes as they (it) charge down the screen a la the classic game of Centipede. Clever people abound on the internet.
Really, this is just a bit of fun, but if you're looking for a movie that is the kind of disturbing that stays with you for a while and isn't just quick shock and awe then I'd strongly suggest Human Centipede. I'd also strongly suggest not seeing it as well. Now I must be off to ponder how the third person in the chain would ever get enough sustenance. GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
Matthew Razak is Destructoid's Associate editor and co-founder of film site
Flixist. He began as community member "cowzilla" and was since sequestered to write brainy features material. He lives in Los Angeles with his beautiful wife.
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11:00 PM on 05.24.2010
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Oh, if only Mystery Science Theater 3000 still existed today...
Mystery Science Theater 3000 would've loved this, sure.
You now hold the record for most instances of "ass-to-mouth" in a D-Toid post!
Jim Sterling is probably crying now that he's been bumped from 1st place ;)
My God, why does this exist?!
Also, this whole movie sounds disturbing enough in all the wrong ways to never make me want to see it
Also, make the first movie "look like My Little Pony."
Sucks to be the person in the middle.
So happy to see Hollywood finally adapt Noby Noby Boy into a movie.
HAR HAR HAR.
I lold pretty hard.
"FEED HER"
As a side, I don't think the second and third people eat the waste of the first one. I haven't seen the movie, but his diagram leads me to believe the three would share one continuous gastric system. Person one would eat, person three would shit it out. Why have I put this level of thought into this?
There IS a feature-length version of 2 Girls 1 Cup. 2 Girls 1 Cup was only the trailer for it, in fact. But I don't want to talk about it; you can find out more yourself if you really want to...
or the first 2 enough hydration, since a lot of your water intake is extracted via the lower intestines