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The history of video game breasts
4:10 AM on 12.11.2006, Niero 32 comments

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Thought provoking and crotch stirring, G4TV's crew explores gaming's fascination with mammaries over years of polygonal percolation. Two things that surprised me most about this video was the inclusion of Ninja Gaiden's oily boob moment and racking up rape points on Custer's Last Stand. Even though it was censored and in crude 1-bit, it's still hilariously graphic! You know, sooner or later someone's going to next-gen that game and there's going to be some serious fuss. I'm calling that one way in advance.

 

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Zero_'s Avatar
Zero_ at 12/11/2006 05:37
Sheer randomness of the breast entree, rofl. So true... so true...
Fronz's Avatar
Fronz at 12/11/2006 05:49
im surprised the bartender from Baldur's Gate: Deadly Alliance wasn't shown though.
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maximum0v3rdriv3 at 12/11/2006 06:03
While the breast thing was neat.. I have to say the ad at the end made me laugh the most.. and scared me a little.
SP420's Avatar
SP420 at 12/11/2006 06:44
Hm, typical quality for a feature of G4 that satisfies the majority of their numb-minded audience. Nothing really spectacular there.

The ad, however. Not half bad...
some_dude's Avatar
some_dude at 12/11/2006 06:46
Gotta watch midnight spank...must save family from evil deer!
Milofo's Avatar
Milofo at 12/11/2006 07:37
Coolest deer, ever.
Zaron's Avatar
Zaron at 12/11/2006 07:39
The midnight spank commercials are the best. There's some that are even better than that deer one.
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Im OK at 12/11/2006 07:41


"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"I don't wanna watch Midnight Spank! I'm gonna watch something else!"

"I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

"Screw you!"

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."

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jkgohan at 12/11/2006 07:51
"Ninja Gaiden's oily boob moment"

FTW!
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Blaine at 12/11/2006 08:48
Another vote for coolness of the deer.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 12/11/2006 09:45
Ever since Scott at VG Cats made his X Play comic, I always shudder whenever I see Morgan Webb.

Oh. BEWBS!
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BluDesign at 12/11/2006 10:26
Ah Sexy Beach 2, the game that DOAX2 strives to be, but never can fully be.

Anyone that's ever played Sexy Beach 2 (which I sadly have) knows that it's nothing more than a Japanese man's wet dream.

Stupid women in bikinis, fully okay with floating anonymous hands fondling them in skimpy "why bother?" swimsuits.
Chris Taran's Avatar
Chris Taran at 12/11/2006 10:49
I despise G4. That is all.
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Mxyzptlk at 12/11/2006 11:59
Midnight Spank pretty much blows, but the commercials for it rule. I like the one where the guinea pig chews off the guy's leg myself.
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BluemanSteele at 12/11/2006 12:59
"Even though it was censored and in crude 1-bit, it's still hilariously graphic! You know, sooner or later someone's going to next-gen that game and there's going to be some serious fuss. I'm calling that one way in advance."

Way in advance? You're way behind.
http://sociolotron.amerabyte.com/website2/
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 12/11/2006 13:19
What can I say? I like boobs. And ass. Ass and titties. Ass and titties. Ass and titties. And big-bootied bitches.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/11/2006 14:09
DJ Assault FTW!
Zaron's Avatar
Zaron at 12/11/2006 17:46
"Midnight Spank pretty much blows, but the commercials for it rule. I like the one where the guinea pig chews off the guy's leg myself."

Wasn't it his kidney?
Teamjesus's Avatar
Teamjesus at 12/11/2006 19:58
Heh Butterfly and the horrible bag.

"Crimson tipped peaks of mount mammary", and "Nature's Ultimate Drinking Fountain".
snkupo's Avatar
snkupo at 12/11/2006 22:16
The King of fighters clip is actually from KOF 2002. In 94, the breasts were lesser.
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renison at 12/13/2006 02:13
all i see is big pixelated breasts which i try to ignore since im studying for finals and then i see dj assault lyrics and that makes my night - thank you orcist, a good icon AND callback to detroit's best.
(my ringtone is ho's take off your clothes, ho's get naked)
ChaoticAbyss's Avatar
ChaoticAbyss at 12/18/2006 06:52
boobs FTW
mollah's Avatar
mollah at 12/18/2006 11:09
I <3 teh b00bs
Joseph Leray's Avatar
Joseph Leray at 01/25/2007 01:13
King of Fighters was ahead of its time, boobily speaking.
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