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The history of video game breasts

4:10 AM on 12.11.2006 // Niero Gonzalez
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[This video feature from G4 was our most viewed story in 2006. I wonder why? -Niero]

Thought provoking and crotch stirring, G4TV's crew explores gaming's fascination with mammaries over years of polygonal percolation. Two things that surprised me most about this video was the inclusion of Ninja Gaiden's oily boob moment and racking up points on Custer's Last Stand. Even though it was censored and in crude 1-bit, it's still hilariously graphic! You know, sooner or later someone's going to next-gen that game and there's going to be some serious fuss. I'm calling that one way in advance.

For more fantastic boobs be sure to check out our Girls of Gaming archives and, if you prefer the real thing, CTZ's Nerdcore collection. Need a tissue?

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