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Home Attack of the show

4:10 AM on 12.11.2006, Niero

32 comments | 318738 views

Thought provoking and crotch stirring, G4TV's crew explores gaming's fascination with mammaries over years of polygonal percolation. Two things that surprised me most about this video was the inclusion of Ninja Gaiden's oily boob moment and racking up rape points on Custer's Last Stand. Even though it was censored and in crude 1-bit, it's still hilariously graphic! You know, sooner or later someone's going to next-gen that game and there's going to be some serious fuss. I'm calling that one way in advance.

For more fantastic boobs be sure to check out our Girls of Gaming archives and, if you prefer the real thing, CTZ's Nerdcore collection. Need a tissue?

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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25

Fronz

best alliterations ever.

Niero

I was going to attempt to blog those but it's hard to keep up with him!

Zero_

Sheer randomness of the breast entree, rofl. So true... so true...

Fronz

im surprised the bartender from Baldur's Gate: Deadly Alliance wasn't shown though.

maximum0v3rdriv3

While the breast thing was neat.. I have to say the ad at the end made me laugh the most.. and scared me a little.

SP420

Hm, typical quality for a feature of G4 that satisfies the majority of their numb-minded audience. Nothing really spectacular there.

The ad, however. Not half bad...

some_dude

Gotta watch midnight spank...must save family from evil deer!

Milofo

Coolest deer, ever.

Zaron

The midnight spank commercials are the best. There's some that are even better than that deer one.

Im OK

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

"I don't wanna watch Midnight Spank! I'm gonna watch something else!"

"I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

"Screw you!"

"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."

jkgohan

"Ninja Gaiden's oily boob moment"

FTW!

Blaine

Another vote for coolness of the deer.

deiga-the-semivaliant

Ever since Scott at VG Cats made his X Play comic, I always shudder whenever I see Morgan Webb.

Oh. BEWBS!

BluDesign

Ah Sexy Beach 2, the game that DOAX2 strives to be, but never can fully be.

Anyone that's ever played Sexy Beach 2 (which I sadly have) knows that it's nothing more than a Japanese man's wet dream.

Stupid women in bikinis, fully okay with floating anonymous hands fondling them in skimpy "why bother?" swimsuits.

Chris Taran

I despise G4. That is all.

Mxyzptlk

Midnight Spank pretty much blows, but the commercials for it rule. I like the one where the guinea pig chews off the guy's leg myself.

BluemanSteele

"Even though it was censored and in crude 1-bit, it's still hilariously graphic! You know, sooner or later someone's going to next-gen that game and there's going to be some serious fuss. I'm calling that one way in advance."

Way in advance? You're way behind.
http://sociolotron.amerabyte.com/website2/

Joseph Leray

What can I say? I like boobs. And ass. Ass and titties. Ass and titties. Ass and titties. And big-bootied bitches.

Niero

DJ Assault FTW!

Zaron

"Midnight Spank pretty much blows, but the commercials for it rule. I like the one where the guinea pig chews off the guy's leg myself."

Wasn't it his kidney?

snkupo

The King of fighters clip is actually from KOF 2002. In 94, the breasts were lesser.

renison

all i see is big pixelated breasts which i try to ignore since im studying for finals and then i see dj assault lyrics and that makes my night - thank you orcist, a good icon AND callback to detroit's best.
(my ringtone is ho's take off your clothes, ho's get naked)

ChaoticAbyss

boobs FTW

mollah

I <3 teh b00bs

Joseph Leray

King of Fighters was ahead of its time, boobily speaking.

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