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This is just great. It's like Gmodexpo crossed Adventure Time or Rocko's Modern Life's insane randomness with Team Fortress 2. I love the Internet. I think I just Machininma'd myself. [@asalisbury's Twitter] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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Thanks, man. I was really worried about all the time I was wasting with sleep, and now I never have to worry about that again. Man, that's a relief. 4:00 PM on 05.17.2013 Why Insomniac decided against making Resistance 4Although Insomniac Games finished its work on the Resistance series with Resistance 3, that didn't stop Burning Skies from happening, unfortunately. It's possible (plausible, even) that another studio will take on the franchi...
9:00 PM on 05.16.2013 Metro: Last Light update allows FOV customizationThe lack of a customizable field-of-view is understandably a sticking point for certain PC gamers. It was no surprise, then, to see a big release like Metro: Last Light take some heat for not having a FOV slider. Today, an up...
10:00 PM on 05.14.2013 Survarium alpha offers an early look at gameplayVostok Games' Survarium has resurfaced thanks to the massively multiplayer online first-person shooter's ongoing alpha test. This is the game that always gets mentioned alongside the fun-to-bring-up S.T.A.L.K.E.R., given its ...
2:30 PM on 05.14.2013 Payday 2 will also launch at retail this AugustOverkill Software has announced plans for a more ambitious release of Payday 2. Now, the first-person heist game will be arriving on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 at retail worldwide in addition to the previously-announced Steam...
11:00 AM on 05.13.2013 Review: Metro: Last LightMetro 2033 is a game so good, Destructoid reviewed it a year and a half after its release, finally giving it a scored assessment after the original reviewer made it to chapter three and gave up. The claustrophobic Ukrain...
7:00 AM on 05.13.2013 XCOM Declassified is still a strategy game at heartFollowing the huge success of last year's XCOM: Enemy Unknown comes The Bureau: XCOM Declassified, the latest entry to the now revitalized franchise. Developer 2K Marin is bringing us an origin story set at the start of the a...
10:30 AM on 05.12.2013 Maverick Hunter character designer releases X concept artIt's been a while, my little chickadees! I've been out for a few days putting my nose to the grindstone, so you haven't been blessed by my sparkling presence. I therefore apologize if you've already seen the above artwork, bu...
2:45 PM on 05.10.2013 System Shock 2 now on Steam, no more excusesSystem Shock 2 is one of those games that everyone should get around to playing eventually. It's an eerie and atmospheric first-person shooter with RPG elements that truly was ahead of its time. Some folks like it better...
2:30 PM on 05.10.2013 Half-Life 2 receives Oculus Rift support in latest patchOculus Rift promises a richer, more immersive game experience, so pairing it with the monumental Half-Life 2 is a no brainier, right? Valve's Joe Ludwig has done just that, adding Occulus Rift support to the game. The Oculus ...
7:00 AM on 05.10.2013 Borderlands 2: Hands-on with Krieg the Psycho BanditWith the Borderlands 2 season of content coming to an end, Gearbox is releasing one last vault hunter just before the curtains close. Krieg is his name, he loves self-inflicting pain, and the insanity of the psycho enemy...
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| 3:00 PM on 05.17.2013 Team Fortress 2's Robotic Boogaloo update is full of hats |

You're into robots and Team Fortress 2, right? I knew there was a reason why I liked you. The latest major update to the game that will not end (and thank goodness for that!) is the Robotic Boogaloo Update, a one-hundred per...more
| 12:30 PM on 05.06.2013 Pyro's dream came true: Balloonicorn plush coming in July |

Remember last year when we finally got to meet the Pyro? Shortly after that video released, we were able to have our very own inflatable Balloonicorn to love and to cherish. Now, Valve has announced a fluffier, more cuddly ve...more
| 1:00 PM on 05.04.2013 It's robot hell in this brilliant Team Fortress 2 short |

Back in the glory days of Futurama came the brilliant "Hell Is Other Robots" episode that saw bender going to Robot Hell after committing some sins. The Robot Devil performs a little musical piece detailing Bender's torture in hell, and YouTuber MisterMulluc beautifully recreates the performance in Team Fortress 2 using the Source Filmmaker. This is just wonderful.more
| 7:30 PM on 05.02.2013 Team Fortress 2 upgrade means faster map loads and more |

Consider this a friendly notice that, should you be in the mood for some Team Fortress 2 soon, you're going to have to wait on a lengthy installation process. Upon launching the game, a content-conversion prompt will appear w...more
| 11:30 AM on 03.08.2013 Tomb Raider on Steam now comes with TF2 items |

If you already bought Tomb Raider on Steam or do so before March 12, your Team Fortress 2 inventory will have three brand new Tomb Raider related items bestowed upon it. The "Tomb Wrapper" is a Scout-only item ...more
| 12:30 AM on 02.28.2013 The Venture Bros. meet Source Filmmaker |

YouTuber JackMuu used the Source Filmmaker to remake this classic scene from The Venture Bros. Really, I'll take any excuse to talk about Venture Bros. Oh, and don't forget you can get the Henchman gear plus other Adult Swim themed outfits for Team Fortress 2.more
| 1:15 PM on 02.01.2013 User-made Team Fortress 2 items broke Paypal, says Valve |

Have you got a spare hour? I could use one of those to watch Valve's Gabe Newell speak at the University of Texas at Austin. Quotes from his talk, titled "On Productivity, Economics, Political Institutions & The Future of...more
| 1:00 AM on 01.30.2013 Team Fortress 2 Pyro and Demoman figures released |

I'm not the type of guy that has action figures lying about the house; my He-Man and Thundercats figures are up in the attic safely gathering dust for their revival in a younger generations' hands. But I'm real tempted to get...more
| 6:00 PM on 01.11.2013 Valve: The top TF2 item creators are making six figures |

While it's no secret that the most successful Team Fortress 2 item designers are making serious money, this is one of those topics that never ceases to fascinate me. PC Gamer has given us some good weekend reading in the form...more
| 8:30 PM on 12.19.2012 Team Fortress 2 getting a bunch of Adult Swim gear |

Adult Swim and Valve have teamed up once again to bring in themed gear based on the various hit shows from Cartoon Network's adult lineup. The update will be "coming soon," but in the mean time you can get a preview of some o...more
| 10:00 PM on 05.14.2013 Survarium alpha offers an early look at gameplay |
Vostok Games' Survarium has resurfaced thanks to the massively multiplayer online first-person shooter's ongoing alpha test. This is the game that always gets mentioned alongside the fun-to-bring-up S.T.A.L.K.E.R., given its ...more
| 2:30 PM on 05.14.2013 Payday 2 will also launch at retail this August |
Overkill Software has announced plans for a more ambitious release of Payday 2. Now, the first-person heist game will be arriving on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 at retail worldwide in addition to the previously-announced Steam...more
| 11:00 AM on 05.13.2013 Review: Metro: Last Light |
Metro 2033 is a game so good, Destructoid reviewed it a year and a half after its release, finally giving it a scored assessment after the original reviewer made it to chapter three and gave up. The claustrophobic Ukrain...more


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