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I told you about winning the Halo's and you all called me crazy. There is nothing you can do to stop it. It's on the internet and cannot be changed. After watching this video, you will only be able to think one thing... Praise Jay Allard. Allard Ackbar!

 Now, if you haven't heard, Halo 3 is coming out this week for the Xbox 360. I know this may be news to a lot of you. I can't believe I haven't seen any ads or much buzz on the internets. You would think it would be a bigger deal. Special thanks to loadingreadyrun for making this awesome video. Without it, many of you would have not known about the game, or teh Futares! 

[Special thanks to Cannibal and Pedro]


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EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:23
EternalDarkWing
Who's Roncore?

ZERO.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:24
Necros
Halo 4: Start a new fight.
Halo 7: Fighting. Do it.
Halo 8: You know what to do.

God, I hope Halo 3 is the last one.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:28
CannibalCalvin
lulz I didz not send tips
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:30
Pedro Blandino
oh shit calvin, we been found out!
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:30
Yashoki
DONT TAZE ME, BRO! DONT TAZE ME!
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:32
EternalDarkWing
You're still going on a gay cruise though Calvin.
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:32
The Grudge
That video was funny, I need to re-start building my underground vault now.
Yky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:33
Yky
I dont think there should be anymore Halos after this..
Unless they come out of nowhere with a whole different plot.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:33
taumpytears
I knew Halo was evil, something so overrated cant be good for humanity.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:35
EternalDarkWing
No shit Yky? I didn't know that.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:35
cjpkiller
god damnit workman, it was me and pedro...
not calvin
why do you confuse us so often
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:36
CannibalCalvin
Why the hell do I keep getting accused of being gay?
SeraphX's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:37
SeraphX
Genius.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:38
BlindsideDork
Oh this satire was great...
Yky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:39
Yky
I'm sorry EternalDawkWing
What did i say?
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:40
EternalDarkWing
You have offended my heritage Yky. You shall not be forgiven.
kittridge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:41Image Hosted by ImageShack.us</a><br/>
kittridge
That was the truth! Marvelous.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:44
Cheeburga
The prophecy.
Yky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:44
Yky
Okay =D
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:46
NightDehumidifier
I can't wait for Tuesday. Jackass the Game is coming out!
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:49
EternalDarkWing
New season of House on September 25th guiz. Nevar forget.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:49
Pedro Blandino

epic moment for Master Chief.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:51
vexed alex
I know that this would happen if 360 won the console war. The world would come to an end.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:53
Mxyzptlk
This is a truly chilling look at the future. Somebody hold me.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2007 23:57
braulio09
man they ruined the ending

but awesome vid, anyways
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 00:03
bottled dark
so many forms of epic.
"circle strafing fails and corpse humping causes major crossfire"

also
"Ron Dont Taze Me Bro Workman" is fucking awesome.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 00:08
deiga-the-semivaliant
Alright, who the fuck divided by zero??
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 00:13
Aerox
I stopped watching as soon as they stopped talking about Marathon. Bungie used to be the best game studio in the world; but after Myth II things just went downhill. Why Bungie, why did you sell out so hard?

God I miss Marathon.
vampireblood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 00:16
vampireblood
Lol renamed the grand canyon to blood gulch!
Altair78's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 00:18
Altair78
Wow, the world could just end up that way. I imagined the epic MMORPG doing it though. Can anyone say WOWlacaust?

Me neither...
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 00:35
ZeroTolo
Yes.. nice find. i'm proud to say that I won't be buying halo nor do i care for anything that happens as a result of people buying it.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 01:01
kawitchate
Bungieriffic.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 01:03
king3vbo
Holy good god, that was fucking awesome!

From now on, I will always refer to the Grand Canyon as Blood Gulch
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 01:05
Neonie
LAWL. I totally want Halo 5.
Biltor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 02:21
Biltor
I thought it was a real vidoc on Bungie, then it said they bought out nintendo and sony.WIN!
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 02:30
Knives
I'm afraid
Wargasmic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 03:07
Wargasmic
[quote="Yashoki"]DONT TAZE ME, BRO! DONT TAZE ME![/quote]
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 03:12
Farktoid
Terminator: A revolutionary type of microprocessor...In three years, Microsoft will become the largest supplier of game consoles. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Xbox360 computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Halo funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on September 25, 2007. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Halo begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am, eastern time, September 26. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Sarah: Halo fights back.
Terminator: Yes. It launches its missiles against their targets in the Covenant.
John: Why attack The Covenant? Aren't they our friends now?
Terminator: Because The Haloz knows that the Covenant counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
Sarah: Jesus.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 03:34
Mxyzptlk
The video becomes even more funny if you consider what Bungie's very first title was.
drdentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 03:44
drdentz
Oh god, this is classic.
neshill's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 06:08
neshill
This just made my day. Hell, it made my week. People who made this should get commended :)
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 07:17
BS3 Owner
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

FOR THE LOVE of GOD Buy Halo 3!
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 07:22
Professor Pew
I'm going to put Golden Axe 2 in a timecapsule and it will blow peoples minds after the Halocaust!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 07:59
KamikazeTutor
Blast! Mxyzptlk beat me to it!
This video was 42 shades of awesome.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 08:01
KamikazeTutor
@Yky:
Two words: Halo Wars.
I bet there will be more than one RTS title based on Halo.
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 08:09
Scrixx
THAT WAS TRULY AWESOME.

>.>
hbcumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 08:45
hbcumber
"Halo 5: Master Chief and Friend Super Star Adventures in Dreamland"
I loled
PraiseChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 09:13
PraiseChaos
That's pretty awesome.
winojesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 09:52
winojesus
that was shit.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2007 10:39
MechaMonkey
This video = hilarium

And Farktoid is my hero for the day.
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