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The Halocaust. The futares si real!
11:26 PM on 09.22.2007, Ron NSFWorkman 66 comments

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I told you about winning the Halo's and you all called me crazy. There is nothing you can do to stop it. It's on the internet and cannot be changed. After watching this video, you will only be able to think one thing... Praise Jay Allard. Allard Ackbar!

 Now, if you haven't heard, Halo 3 is coming out this week for the Xbox 360. I know this may be news to a lot of you. I can't believe I haven't seen any ads or much buzz on the internets. You would think it would be a bigger deal. Special thanks to loadingreadyrun for making this awesome video. Without it, many of you would have not known about the game, or teh Futares! 

[Special thanks to Cannibal and Pedro]


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CannibalCalvin 's Avatar
CannibalCalvin at 09/22/2007 23:28
lulz I didz not send tips
Pedro Blandino's Avatar
Pedro Blandino at 09/22/2007 23:30
oh shit calvin, we been found out!
Yashoki's Avatar
Yashoki at 09/22/2007 23:30
DONT TAZE ME, BRO! DONT TAZE ME!
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 09/22/2007 23:32
You're still going on a gay cruise though Calvin.
The Grudge's Avatar
The Grudge at 09/22/2007 23:32
That video was funny, I need to re-start building my underground vault now.
Yky's Avatar
Yky at 09/22/2007 23:33
I dont think there should be anymore Halos after this..
Unless they come out of nowhere with a whole different plot.
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taumpytears at 09/22/2007 23:33
I knew Halo was evil, something so overrated cant be good for humanity.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 09/22/2007 23:35
No shit Yky? I didn't know that.
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cjpkiller at 09/22/2007 23:35
god damnit workman, it was me and pedro...
not calvin
why do you confuse us so often
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CannibalCalvin at 09/22/2007 23:36
Why the hell do I keep getting accused of being gay?
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SeraphX at 09/22/2007 23:37
Genius.
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BlindsideDork at 09/22/2007 23:38
Oh this satire was great...
Yky's Avatar
Yky at 09/22/2007 23:39
I'm sorry EternalDawkWing
What did i say?
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 09/22/2007 23:40
You have offended my heritage Yky. You shall not be forgiven.
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kittridge at 09/22/2007 23:41
That was the truth! Marvelous.
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Cheeburga at 09/22/2007 23:44
The prophecy.
Yky's Avatar
Yky at 09/22/2007 23:44
Okay =D
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NightDehumidifier at 09/22/2007 23:46
I can't wait for Tuesday. Jackass the Game is coming out!
EternalDarkWing's Avatar
EternalDarkWing at 09/22/2007 23:49
New season of House on September 25th guiz. Nevar forget.
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Pedro Blandino at 09/22/2007 23:49

epic moment for Master Chief.
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vexed alex at 09/22/2007 23:51
I know that this would happen if 360 won the console war. The world would come to an end.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/22/2007 23:53
This is a truly chilling look at the future. Somebody hold me.
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braulio09 at 09/22/2007 23:57
man they ruined the ending

but awesome vid, anyways
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bottled dark at 09/23/2007 00:03
so many forms of epic.
"circle strafing fails and corpse humping causes major crossfire"

also
"Ron Dont Taze Me Bro Workman" is fucking awesome.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 09/23/2007 00:08
Alright, who the fuck divided by zero??
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Aerox at 09/23/2007 00:13
I stopped watching as soon as they stopped talking about Marathon. Bungie used to be the best game studio in the world; but after Myth II things just went downhill. Why Bungie, why did you sell out so hard?

God I miss Marathon.
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vampireblood at 09/23/2007 00:16
Lol renamed the grand canyon to blood gulch!
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Altair78 at 09/23/2007 00:18
Wow, the world could just end up that way. I imagined the epic MMORPG doing it though. Can anyone say WOWlacaust?

Me neither...
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ZeroTolo at 09/23/2007 00:35
Yes.. nice find. i'm proud to say that I won't be buying halo nor do i care for anything that happens as a result of people buying it.
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kawitchate at 09/23/2007 01:01
Bungieriffic.
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king3vbo at 09/23/2007 01:03
Holy good god, that was fucking awesome!

From now on, I will always refer to the Grand Canyon as Blood Gulch
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Neonie at 09/23/2007 01:05
LAWL. I totally want Halo 5.
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Biltor at 09/23/2007 02:21
I thought it was a real vidoc on Bungie, then it said they bought out nintendo and sony.WIN!
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Knives at 09/23/2007 02:30
I'm afraid
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Wargasmic at 09/23/2007 03:07
[quote="Yashoki"]DONT TAZE ME, BRO! DONT TAZE ME![/quote]
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Farktoid at 09/23/2007 03:12
Terminator: A revolutionary type of microprocessor...In three years, Microsoft will become the largest supplier of game consoles. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Xbox360 computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Halo funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on September 25, 2007. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Halo begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am, eastern time, September 26. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Sarah: Halo fights back.
Terminator: Yes. It launches its missiles against their targets in the Covenant.
John: Why attack The Covenant? Aren't they our friends now?
Terminator: Because The Haloz knows that the Covenant counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
Sarah: Jesus.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/23/2007 03:34
The video becomes even more funny if you consider what Bungie's very first title was.
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drdentz at 09/23/2007 03:44
Oh god, this is classic.
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neshill at 09/23/2007 06:08
This just made my day. Hell, it made my week. People who made this should get commended :)
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BS3 Owner at 09/23/2007 07:17
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

FOR THE LOVE of GOD Buy Halo 3!
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Professor Pew at 09/23/2007 07:22
I'm going to put Golden Axe 2 in a timecapsule and it will blow peoples minds after the Halocaust!
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KamikazeTutor at 09/23/2007 07:59
Blast! Mxyzptlk beat me to it!
This video was 42 shades of awesome.
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KamikazeTutor at 09/23/2007 08:01
@Yky:
Two words: Halo Wars.
I bet there will be more than one RTS title based on Halo.
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Scrixx at 09/23/2007 08:09
THAT WAS TRULY AWESOME.

>.>
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hbcumber at 09/23/2007 08:45
"Halo 5: Master Chief and Friend Super Star Adventures in Dreamland"
I loled
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PraiseChaos at 09/23/2007 09:13
That's pretty awesome.
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winojesus at 09/23/2007 09:52
that was shit.
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MechaMonkey at 09/23/2007 10:39
This video = hilarium

And Farktoid is my hero for the day.
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