I told you about winning the Halo's and you all called me crazy. There is nothing you can do to stop it. It's on the internet and cannot be changed. After watching this video, you will only be able to think one thing... Praise Jay Allard. Allard Ackbar!
Now, if you haven't heard, Halo 3 is coming out this week for the Xbox 360. I know this may be news to a lot of you. I can't believe I haven't seen any ads or much buzz on the internets. You would think it would be a bigger deal. Special thanks to loadingreadyrun for making this awesome video. Without it, many of you would have not known about the game, or teh Futares!
I stopped watching as soon as they stopped talking about Marathon. Bungie used to be the best game studio in the world; but after Myth II things just went downhill. Why Bungie, why did you sell out so hard?
Terminator: A revolutionary type of microprocessor...In three years, Microsoft will become the largest supplier of game consoles. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Xbox360 computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Halo funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on September 25, 2007. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Halo begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am, eastern time, September 26. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Sarah: Halo fights back.
Terminator: Yes. It launches its missiles against their targets in the Covenant.
John: Why attack The Covenant? Aren't they our friends now?
Terminator: Because The Haloz knows that the Covenant counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
Sarah: Jesus.
Is there really any doubt that's the way this will turn out? Also, I'd prefer the next Halo game to be an RPG, not an RTS. My fingers are crossed for Peter Jackson's game announcement.
Did somebody just say that Halo 3 won't top Halo 2? A ten-year-old Norwegian kid on a tricycle would make a better game than Halo 2. And I enjoy playing Halo 2. Halo 3 looks like it will easily be the best of the three.
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Who's Roncore?
ZERO.
Halo 4: Start a new fight.
Halo 7: Fighting. Do it.
Halo 8: You know what to do.
God, I hope Halo 3 is the last one.
lulz I didz not send tips
oh shit calvin, we been found out!
DONT TAZE ME, BRO! DONT TAZE ME!
You're still going on a gay cruise though Calvin.
That video was funny, I need to re-start building my underground vault now.
I dont think there should be anymore Halos after this..
Unless they come out of nowhere with a whole different plot.
I knew Halo was evil, something so overrated cant be good for humanity.
No shit Yky? I didn't know that.
god damnit workman, it was me and pedro...
not calvin
why do you confuse us so often
Why the hell do I keep getting accused of being gay?
Genius.
Oh this satire was great...
I'm sorry EternalDawkWing
What did i say?
You have offended my heritage Yky. You shall not be forgiven.
That was the truth! Marvelous.
The prophecy.
Okay =D
You know, I can't help but believe this.
I can't wait for Tuesday. Jackass the Game is coming out!
New season of House on September 25th guiz. Nevar forget.
epic moment for Master Chief.
I know that this would happen if 360 won the console war. The world would come to an end.
This is a truly chilling look at the future. Somebody hold me.
man they ruined the ending
but awesome vid, anyways
so many forms of epic.
"circle strafing fails and corpse humping causes major crossfire"
also
"Ron Dont Taze Me Bro Workman" is fucking awesome.
Alright, who the fuck divided by zero??
I stopped watching as soon as they stopped talking about Marathon. Bungie used to be the best game studio in the world; but after Myth II things just went downhill. Why Bungie, why did you sell out so hard?
God I miss Marathon.
Lol renamed the grand canyon to blood gulch!
Wow, the world could just end up that way. I imagined the epic MMORPG doing it though. Can anyone say WOWlacaust?
Me neither...
Yes.. nice find. i'm proud to say that I won't be buying halo nor do i care for anything that happens as a result of people buying it.
Bungieriffic.
Holy good god, that was fucking awesome!
From now on, I will always refer to the Grand Canyon as Blood Gulch
LAWL. I totally want Halo 5.
I thought it was a real vidoc on Bungie, then it said they bought out nintendo and sony.WIN!
I'm afraid
[quote="Yashoki"]DONT TAZE ME, BRO! DONT TAZE ME![/quote]
Terminator: A revolutionary type of microprocessor...In three years, Microsoft will become the largest supplier of game consoles. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Xbox360 computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Halo funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on September 25, 2007. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Halo begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am, eastern time, September 26. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Sarah: Halo fights back.
Terminator: Yes. It launches its missiles against their targets in the Covenant.
John: Why attack The Covenant? Aren't they our friends now?
Terminator: Because The Haloz knows that the Covenant counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
Sarah: Jesus.
The video becomes even more funny if you consider what Bungie's very first title was.
Oh god, this is classic.
This just made my day. Hell, it made my week. People who made this should get commended :)
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
FOR THE LOVE of GOD Buy Halo 3!
I'm going to put Golden Axe 2 in a timecapsule and it will blow peoples minds after the Halocaust!
Blast! Mxyzptlk beat me to it!
This video was 42 shades of awesome.
@Yky:
Two words: Halo Wars.
I bet there will be more than one RTS title based on Halo.
THAT WAS TRULY AWESOME.
>.>
"Halo 5: Master Chief and Friend Super Star Adventures in Dreamland"
I loled
That's pretty awesome.
that was shit.
This video = hilarium
And Farktoid is my hero for the day.
correct me if i'm wrong, but I do believe that i saw "douchetool" after the screen about "Halo 2 breaks all sales records!" wtf is a douchetool?
that was awesome.
Is there really any doubt that's the way this will turn out? Also, I'd prefer the next Halo game to be an RPG, not an RTS. My fingers are crossed for Peter Jackson's game announcement.
I, for one, welcome our new Seattle-based overlords.
Brilliantly well-done video. Very teh funneh.
Someone please, for the sake of humanity, hack the gibson.
Microsoft buying Nintendo? Nice, the Plxzre will have multicolor rings of death.
lol..... so pathetic... the game won't top halo 2.. and it will be the last halo.. here is the history to come xD
I've followed the guys at LRR a few years now, great stuff, funny.
I've followed the guys at LRR a few years now, great stuff, funny.
EPIC video!
Did somebody just say that Halo 3 won't top Halo 2? A ten-year-old Norwegian kid on a tricycle would make a better game than Halo 2. And I enjoy playing Halo 2. Halo 3 looks like it will easily be the best of the three.
Very well-thought out video. Thumbs up.
if this prophecy comes true, i will kill myself.
Didn't Halo 1 come out in 2001?