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The great NES coffeetable project (or how I came to have sex with a coffeetable) photo

The original NES controller has inspired many a killer recreation project, and this is surely not the first time that someone has decided to whip up a table based on the little rectangular guy. You can always see varying levels of skill in people's work, however, and the thing about Kyle Downes version here is that it's bloody flawless. I can't find a single thing that keeps it from looking like a giant's version of the beloved original, and for that I applaud him.

If you are as fascinated as I am, you'll want to see how he made it, which is easy thanks to the progress posts that Kyle made as he went through the project. You can also see the controller in action in a video after the jump (of course it's fully functional as well), which seems like it might be easiest to use with two people operating it. If I ever meet Kyle, he will have no choice but to be subjected to me bowing and praying to him in the street, so for his sake let's hope that chance meeting never takes place.

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power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:34
power-glove
C-blogs?
Surf314's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:37
Surf314
I'm just seeing a bunch of code.

I'm trying to find where it says if the sex was good?
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:37
Mxyzptlk
Oh man, I want that so bad.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:44
blehman
Nice. Do so badly want in mah living room. Also, html.
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:54
PaperBowser0
dude, I want that SOOOO bad....:(
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:59
Tragic Hero
Surf poses a good question...
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:59
power-glove
Much better

Excellent craftsmanship on the table.
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 10:59
Blake
Man, must be a bitch to play Metroid on that thing.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:01
Holyetheline
Wow that /is/ perfect. How amazing!
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:03
Crunshii
omfg I want one...
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:03
liquidninja
Kinda makes me want to work on that reNESED project.
(Or do something cooler.)
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:08
Kryptinite
I really really want that!
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:10
Mista Smegheneghan
the web is just awesome today. first the reNESed, the SMW music level i saw just a second ago, and now this... truly one of the finer weeks of the internet
anomalous underdog's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:18
anomalous underdog
yes, but can you play the nes using that as a controller?
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:22
Velt
you can have sex on top of it... that would be cool.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:28
MaxVest
Somehow I don't think we're going to be seeing a lot of N64, DC, or Dualshock controller furniture in the future. Damn you ergonomics!! You've screwed up our future furniture plans!
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:30
The GHost
That is simply beautiful. Why do the fan projects always seem to be so much better than official stuff that gets put out there?

Someone needs to start hiring people to make/sell stuff like this...
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:31
Professor Pew
You can have sex AND enter the Konami code!
ToeKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:32
ToeKing
yes, but can you play the nes using that as a controller?

You should watch the vid
Elrando's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:37
Elrando
Holy fucking shit.

That is the best thing ever, in the history of everything... well at least in the history of coffee tables.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:37
Teta
@Professor Pew
That is now one of my goals on life now.
Fuck my doctor degree.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:38
ceark
...
wow that just made my day.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 12:06
ZombiePlatypus
God damn it, it's guys like this that make me feel terribly jealous. I needs me some awesome controller-table making skills, because I want that so bad...
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 12:18
king3vbo
0_o indeed
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 12:20
13thDragon
Are there pics and / or video of this alleged sex? You know, for research purposes.
morkuma's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 12:45
morkuma
I was going to make one last summer, but i got lazy and just played my nes instead. might have to fire up the project again this year.
Blackhat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 13:41
Blackhat
Good CHRIST I need to make one of those.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 14:20
mix
Best coffee table EVAR!
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:05
necrozen
WOW!

Man, I wish i was a carpentar.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:08
Dan CiTi
I'd have sex on the coffeetable, if any.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:25
Dexter345
That really looks way better than any other giant NES controllers I've seen. It's flawless.
teknomcr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:29
teknomcr
The only thing missing are the bite marks on the sides like the ones on mine.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 15:55
Eschatos
Officially the best thing ever.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 16:27
The-Excel
I wonder what it would be like to play Track & Field on that.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 16:39
Orionsaint
i love that girl. i wanna marry her
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 17:14
mistic
Damn I'd really love to own one of those :-)
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 17:39
Samit Sarkar
Oh. My. God. That would be amazing enough if it were just a 20x (or whatever) scaled replica of an NES controller as a coffee table...but the fact that you can actually play with it as a controller just puts it over the top. AMAAAAAAZING!
Artix Lumin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:16
Artix Lumin
DO WANT!!! Fucking awesome right there!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:25
Puppy Licks
DO WANT!!!
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 21:15
Phist
Gimme that.
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 02:07
Orionsaint
i always used both buttons, the left to make mario run faster and right button to jump, but i imagine with only one right arm. It would be difficult.
Crumpet Lips's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2008 04:54
Crumpet Lips
That is awesome
msmith's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 22:01
msmith
yes that was great and very awesome!

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msmith's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2009 22:04
msmith
yes that was really great and very awesome!

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