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People seem to have taken the term “Black Friday” quite literally today -- it’s been a rather depressing day, sadly. I hate to contribute salt to an open wound, but it’s a slow day and nobody’s going to see this anyway.

Above is a trailer for 2K Sports’ MLB Superstars, which we told you about in early September. Way back then, we predicted that it would suck, just from the mere premise, and now that we’ve got video of the game, those suspicions have only been confirmed. I can’t even quite tell what exactly is going on in this trailer, but suffice it to say that it (A) involves waggling a Wiimote, and (B) should not be played by humans ... ever. I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.

MLB Superstars was released on November 10th without much fanfare, and the reasons behind that lack of promotion are now apparent. Hell, the only review on Metacritic is from IGN, and they went way beyond their usual “7-to-9 scale” to trash the game. In any case, the box art is also available in the gallery, but please, don’t buy this game. By doing so, you’re effectively telling 2K Sports and every other third-party publisher that such shovelware is okay, and that they should continue to pump it out for the Wii. The world doesn’t need any more of that craptastic garbage.

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gonzo666's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 16:47
gonzo666
as long as mr met is happy i'm happy
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 17:14
SnakeDude4Life
[Scratching Eyes Out]
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 17:17
AgentMOO
A. Why is there a hot dog on the gun in the box art?
B. Why is there a gun in a baseball themed game?
C. Where is your god now?
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 18:05
casualweaponry
Dammit, cannot unsee! Crap like this is the reason why my Nintendo Wii will collect dust until Tatsunoko vs Capcom gets here.
smoger's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 18:55
smoger
what the fuck did i just see
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 19:01
Aaron Mxy Yost
So can you actually play baseball, or is just a strange gimmick for a golf game?
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 19:34
-PL-
Looks like standard Wii fare to me. I hope we don't start getting articles for every shitty Wii game, or else this would become a Wii news site.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 20:33
AgentMOO
PL, this kind of enters into new territory. It is routine for this type of title to occur under the "carnival games" or "FUN PARTY!" generic umbrella, but slapping sports stars onto a shovelware game like they are Mario and Luigi is a new apex of fail.
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:04
Nick Chester
More copies of this game will be sold than copies of LittleBigPlanet.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 00:29
Kyousuke Nanbu
Chester speaks the truth.

The sad truth but the truth never the less.
Slick Icarus II's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 09:47
Slick Icarus II
Not as good as MLB Power Pros? Seriously, I don't even like baseball, but I love MLB Power Pros.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 09:50
parrothead
I would say that this game is an Epic Fail, but everyone (i.e. idiots and grandmas) that bought Wii music is going to buy this game. Nick is right this will outsell LBP.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 23:19
GohanGVO
The guys on the boxart remind me of Avatars.
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