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The God of Tetris is a dick

10:00 PM on 12.07.2009   |   Hamza CTZ Aziz


College Humor has been on a roll lately with all of their videogame shorts. The latest one shows us just who to hate for all the dick moves in Tetris. Seriously. You got the perfect setup going, praying for that line piece and it doesn't show up until you have to use an L block because you've given up all hope.

DAMN YOU TETRIS GOD! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








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Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:04
Airbr1dge
DAMN YOU!!!!1! I Always end that way in tetris.
Jared Ari's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:05
Jared Ari
lol
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:14
ran24
he's just jealous of a mortal who has superior skills to his own.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:15
Excel-2011
The Tetris Company ruined Tetris for everyone.
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:20
D Sane
saw this a few hours ago...shit is incredible
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:24
Xhumation
It's funny because it's true.
w4ffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:24
w4ffles
That was full of win.
soberbandana's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:31
soberbandana
Curse you Tetrises... you have done this to me time and time again!
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:36
DinnertimeNinja
Almost spit out my food from the delivery of "LINE PIECE!!!"
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:37
Niero
sheer genius
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:40
mix
I'm not going to lie, that was funny!

Squiggly line!
ThePottedPlant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:42
ThePottedPlant
Every damn time too ;_;
Starrynight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:50
Starrynight
LOL! And its so true! damn you tetris!
Master Snake's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:52
Master Snake
I can picture Kratos being the Tetris player...

TETRIS GODS, YOU CONSPIRE AGAINST ME?!
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:56
loki d20
Awesome video. Even though I knew that the line pieces were coming, it was hilariouis to see him say it over and over.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 22:59
ThunderHeartXI
College Humor does some pretty amazing videos. This one is no exception.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:00
Skribble
Hahah, that was particularly awesome.

Well done CH.
Skagzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:01
Skagzilla
LINE PIECE
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:07
Monodi
There. Is. NO PLACE FOR A SQUARE HERE!
J Murda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:09
J Murda
terrible. another case of omg it's videogames so that makes it funny and awesome!
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:20
greks224
The most powerful god of them all...
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:22
GEMPadre036
Ummm... how about this is funny because it's funny, Captain Hype-Backlash.
Mueti's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:50
Mueti
Hilarious! :D
TOEmastro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:51
TOEmastro
still think the mortal kombat vid is funnier, but this made me laugh too
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2009 23:54
Pacopaco
I'll admit that was pretty damn funny.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 00:02
ace of knaves
That's depressingly brilliant.
theboyks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 00:11
theboyks
Fukken lol
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 00:11
John Johnson
That player is fucking awful at Tetris anyway
fedaykin_warrior's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 00:16
fedaykin_warrior
Amazing. Simply amazing.... *cries*
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 00:49
vApathyv
IT ALL MAKES FUCKING SENSE NOW. That's it, I'm becoming a Tetratheist.
Brice Gilbert's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 01:09
Brice Gilbert
This being funny just because it's about videogames still means it's funny. In fact thats the very definition of funny. You can't be funny without a topic to be funny with.

Besides the real funny in this is the subtext about what one would imagine God is like if he/she (Holy crap it's so stupid to even try to personify a concept as silly as God) does exist.
stiltzkiin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 01:10
stiltzkiin
lol damn that was actually pretty good. i thought the chubby guy did a pretty sweet job
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 01:22
Fronz
So funny. So well done. So true.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 01:26
Endstiem
Brilliant.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 03:12
Nicojay2
One knew what was going to happen but like all the best comedy it was all in the delivery.
Fantastically well done.
CodoKiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 05:50
CodoKiller
sad but true
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:29
mistic
so that's why tetris is so hard...
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 08:54
lewness
Who the fuck posted the story of my life here? *runs into a corner and cries*
JynxShot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 11:21
JynxShot
Dear god I laughed so fucking hard.
James Wang's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 16:03
James Wang
i lold hard
David Kelly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2009 16:52
David Kelly
So THAT'S why!
confusionbomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2009 00:59
confusionbomb
Fan-fricking-tastic!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 02:02
Darren Nakamura
That made me lol.
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2009 04:10
Solid Squirrel
Play now with their minds, my lord.


You magnanimous pr*ck.
krosbarjames123's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2011 05:21
krosbarjames123
You got the perfect setup going, praying for that line piece and it doesn't show up until you have to use an L block because you've given up all hope.
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krosbarjames123's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2011 05:22
krosbarjames123
The latest one shows us just who to hate for all the dick moves in Tetris. Seriously.
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